The summer of 1970 was a magical time for a lot of people, I suppose. It was a great time to be young for most. As for me, let's just say it was no picnic. I felt that I was as hopeless a case as you could imagine.
I had just turned eighteen and was getting ready to begin college in the fall. I had no money, no car, no prospects, and no self confidence. Awkward socially too, I might add. Maybe in reality I wasn't as bad as all that, but rest assured that was the way I pictured myself.
I didn't have a great deal of friends, but the ones I did have were great. My closest friend was Kenny. We had been best friends since first grade, as close or closer than brothers. We had many of the same interests and shared the same warped sense of humor. That was where the similarity ended.
I was about 6'3" and 200 pounds, totally average looking. Kenny was the exact opposite. Kenny was probably 5'6" tops, and couldn't have weighed much more than 120 pounds, if that. He would have made a scrawny jockey. Kenny made up for his stature with his looks. Every girl thought he was an absolute doll. Dimples, a brilliant smile, and a car. What more did you need? He looked 14 when he was 18 and would eventually look 18 when he was 40. Dick Clark Junior in the flesh, forever young. Girls literally fought over him. It seemed to me that he had his pick of any girl he wanted, and he did a whole lot of picking.
As for me, I got the occasional reject or friend of the girl he was seeing, but I was so shy and inept that I usually bombed out. If a girl ever came up to talk to me, it was inevitably only to ask about Kenny, since everyone knew we were friends.
That why at eighteen I was a virgin, with a horrible blow job and two hand jobs my complete sexual resume. In comparison, Kenny had humped his way through most of the school's desirable junior and senior class females as well as at least one college girl already. I was jealous as hell, but he never bragged or boasted about his conquests. When he could he did try to help me, and then console and advise me when I would eventually strike out.
One afternoon just after high school graduation, I went over to his house to see what he was doing. He answered the door all excited and I asked him what was up. He let me in and we went up to his room.
"You know what I'm going to do in a few minutes?" he asked.
I was clueless of course.
"I'm gonna go over to Mrs. R---'s house and screw her!"
As an introduction, Mrs. R--- was a thirty something woman who lived nearby. We used to shovel the snow from her driveway a few years ago, but I think more just to look at her and talk to her than for the money. She was a gorgeous blonde woman, big boobs and great legs. I could see part of her backyard from my own bedroom window, and readily confess to jacking off while watching her sunbathe on many occasions.
She was married to a lawyer who really didn't seem to be around all that much, at least we seldom saw him. Now Kenny is telling me that he was going to fuck her? If it was anyone else I would have known they were lying. I told him he was bullshitting me, but without much conviction, and then I pressed him for the details.
"I saw her at the store a couple of weeks ago and she asked me if I could help her move stuff out of her garage some day. I told her I would. I went over last weekend and she brought me out to the garage. She was wearing her bathing suit and she looked incredible. She had me climb a ladder to get stuff down out of the overhead part of the garage. I was handing things down to her and she caught me staring at her tits. Those babies were hanging out of the top of her suit and I was getting a hard on. I'm standing above her on the ladder and she sees my boner."
At this point Kenny has my undivided attention, of course.
"All of a sudden she slides her hand up the leg of my shorts and starts feeling me up through my underwear, grabbing my dick at stuff. She asks me if I would let her personally thank me for helping her. We go into her house and she was all over me. She couldn't get enough. I came five times in an hour and a half and she wanted more! She just called a little while ago and wants me to come over."
"Wait a minute," I said. "What about her husband, where's he?"
"Not around as usual! Man does she bad mouth him! I feel bad for the guy. She hates his guts. She talks real dirty when we're doing it too, you wouldn't believe the stuff she yells out."
"Why would she screw around with you and risk getting caught?" I asked.
"She said she hates screwing him, says he's got a tiny pecker and can't get it up most of the time. Mostly she says she really digs guys with big cocks."
Now this had me totally confused. Big cock? Kenny? Just then the phone rang and Kenny went to answer it. Why did Mrs. R--- think Kenny had a big cock? Now we had both seen each other's stuff in the shower in gym class. My cock is average at best, I would need a friendly ruler to reach six inches. Kenny's limp dick was even smaller than mine! What was Mrs. R--- thinking?
Kenny came back to his room smiling and announced "That was Mrs. R---. Her husband just came home unexpectedly."
"Man, you are so lucky," I said. "Can you imagine what would have happened if you had gotten caught over there with her? That is, if you're telling me the truth."
"I'm telling the truth. She's coming over here any minute."
"What?"
"Yeah, she said she's needs to get fucked and she's going to tell him she has to go shopping. She asked me if anyone was here and I told her no one would be home for hours. She'll be here any minute."
I told him to have fun as I moved toward the door.
"Hey David, why don't you stick around and watch? Get in the closet and watch. That would be crazy. You won't believe her. I swear she is absolutely fucking insane!"
I looked over at his bedroom closet. This was a goofy idea and I was going to tell him so when the doorbell rang.
"Fish or cut bait man. I'm going downstairs to let her in. If you want to watch, get in there. You'll see a whole lot more of her than you can from your bedroom. C'mon! It'll be a trip!"
Kenny ran down the stairs and my mind was racing. I didn't know which way to turn. I didn't want to go past her in the hall. That would be too freaky. Kenny was right about one thing. Seeing her naked would be something else. My dream woman up close and personal. Hell, it was as close as I could see myself getting to real sex at this point. Hey, maybe I could learn something besides.
I hurried over to the closet. I could get in there easy if I shoved some things around and to the side. The horizontal slats would let me see most of his bedroom... but what if I got caught? Oh hell, why not go for it!
Kenny's closet was pretty messy and crowded with all sorts of stuff. I shoved everything to the side as best I could, got into the closet and closed the folding door. It was stiflingly hot inside, but I could see Kenny's bed perfectly as well as most of the bedroom. I heard Kenny's voice, talking intentionally loud so I would hear them coming.
There she was. Mrs. R---, just as Kenny said, in the flesh. She was half undressed already and was unhooking her bra as she walked around the room. She pulled the straps off her shoulders and her breasts practically exploded out of the harness. What a pair of tits she had on her! Big and round and firm looking, as great as you would ever see in any magazine. She had huge crimson aureolas with fat nipples that were practically screaming to be sucked on. I was in heaven.
Mrs. R--- had her slacks off and was peeling off her panties, exposing her lush black bush, which was a stark contrast to the golden blonde hair that hung down to her shoulders. I hadn't seen that many others to compare her with, but I was surprised to see how really hairy she was down there.
I wondered how she managed to keep all that hair hidden inside those skimpy bathing suits she always wore. During my frequent spying on her when she was by her pool, I would get some incredibly intimate and extended views of her body. I would have noticed any hair peeking out from the sides of her suit, being the observant type guy I was. Heck, I had figured out years ago that Mrs. R--- wasn't a real blonde by observing the dark five o'clock shadow that densely coated the hollows of her armpits, nicely revealed when she would lay in her chaise lounge with her hands locked behind her head.
Now she was helping Kenny get undressed. Helping might not be the right word, it was more like she was tearing his clothes off. Soon he was naked too and she embraced him. She was almost the same size as Kenny, maybe even a little taller and heavier. I strained to listen as I felt myself get aroused at the amazing show I was witnessing.