I'm in an open relationship. My husband has his mistress, and I have whoever I want. Sometimes Dave, my husband, likes to watch my little adventures, usually from afar, so as not to put off my beau, and sometimes he pushes me into them.
A while ago, he had me play out a scene with him in the garden where he was the gardener and I was the sexy housewife. The thing is, the gardeners were actually there next door, and I ended up getting them off through a hole in the fence I now think of as my own private little glory hole.
Recently, I got a text message from an unknown number out of the blue.
I no what ur
OK, I thought, who knows what I am? I ignored it, and figured it would go away, and just carried on living my life. It wasn't the last message though.
The following day I got another message.
I no u fucked ur gardner
Well, that just made me laugh, I don't have a gardener, Dave cuts the grass. But then I started to think it was probably one of our neighbor's gardeners, who'd thought Dave was hired help and watched me fuck him. Ah, in that case though, I'd either sucked, fucked or tit jobbed whoever was texting me too. Hmmm. Just as I was getting ready to reply, I got another message.
I sucked ur tit
Ah, OK, so it was the second gardener then. I was tempted to give him a piece of my mind, but then I quickly got another message.
if u dont want me 2 tell ur husband u stand naked at back door at 5 for 10 minutes so know u agree
This, however, threw me, as the gardeners weren't over today, and were never over that late.
I went and found Dave, and showed him the messages.
"This is your fault," I told him. The whole thing had been his idea. "The second gardener's trying to blackmail me."
"Interesting," he said, ever the master of understatement. "I thought there were only two gardeners, remember? That makes me think the third, sorry, second one wasn't a gardener. What do you want to do?"
"I want to write out a sign saying 'fuck off' and leave it in the back window this evening."
"But don't you want to figure out who it is?"
He obviously wanted to know. And to watch me in whatever ended up happening.
"I suppose," I sighed.
"Well," he said, "they had to be next door when the gardeners were there, and I know Mike and Cathy were out, because I saw them go."
"But whoever it is, how did they get my number?"
"I reckon," Dave said, thoughtfully, "it's their son. He moved back home after college, and there are supposedly no jobs around, so he's still there."
"Christ," I said, "how young is he?"
"Oh, you're fine," he said, "he's got to be twenty or twenty one by now."
"Why can't he go and bother somebody his own age?"
"'Hi, I'm Drew, I'm unemployable and I live with my parents'? Real panty dropper, that one."
"Right," I said, "I'll go and get my sign made up."
"Or," he said, dragging it out, "you could roll with it. You know you like being ordered around at times. If he gets too creepy, you can tell him to fuck off, or let me, um, have a word with him."
"But what if he tells Mike and Cathy?"
"He hasn't yet, and if he does, why would they believe him?"
"I guess," I said.
I was starting to wonder what was going to happen, and I could feel myself getting all tingly. I like new adventures, especially when I'm not totally in control.
"OK," I said, "let's do it."
"I'll tell you what," he said, "I'll hide upstairs so I can watch for whoever it is, and see if we're right about it being Drew."
"Good plan," I said.
I looked at my watch - I had about twenty minutes.
"I think I'm going to go and make myself look nice," I said.
I headed upstairs and stripped out of my sweats. I wasn't going to be getting dressed again, so I jumped in the shower and got myself all clean and shaved and trimmed.
I was back downstairs with about three minutes to spare.
Just before five, I went and I stood by the back door. There was just a net curtain hiding me from whoever was looking to see me naked. Well, naked again, most likely.
I put my phone where I could easily see and hear it, and stood by the back door.
After I'd been standing there for a minute or so, my phone beeped.
Open curtain
I took a deep breath, reached out and pulled the curtain back. I stood there, holding the curtain, for a couple of minutes. My phone beeped again. I dropped the curtain and went and picked it up.
Come to fence