My husband, Dave, and I had been to see a relationship counselor after his affair had grown to the point where he actually spent the night with his mistress.
Luckily we didn't have kids. Yet. I'd thought we'd have 2.4 kids, get a Labradoodle and grow old together.
But anyway, we'd spoken to a counselor. Our parents. Friends. Family. Basically, it had come down to what he wanted was that he can occasionally fuck his whore, on the understanding that it's just a physical relationship, and I can do pretty much whatever I want, and he doesn't seem to really care.
He also insisted that we have to tell each other about our liaisons. I don't want to listen to him harp on about having sex with somebody else, but he seems to like telling me.
He seemed to really like hearing about my little events though.
I'm not really happy about this, but there is a little part of me that thinks maybe if I go for it, he'll get bored of her and we can focus on our marriage. It's a nice little fantasy, isn't it?
In the meantime I had been flirting with guys from Tinder via text, and occasionally sexy pictures.
One of the guys I've chatted to, Darren, called me out of the blue, and when I answered he simply asked what I was doing for lunch. I wasn't really sure, so I mumbled about getting a sandwich or something.
"I'm working nearby," he said, "want to meet up?"
"In that case," I said, "I guess I'm doing you!"
I'm funny, I am.
We arranged that he'd pick me up and we'd go to a local restaurant. I checked with my boss, and it was OK to run "some errands" at lunchtime and get back a bit late. It absolutely shouldn't be a problem, when you consider the number of working lunches I take, and the late nights I end up working.
Darren and I had shared sexy pictures of ourselves. I'd replied to his dick pic with something about wanting to suck it, and he'd said he wanted to see my tits in the flesh, as it were.
I had been pretty proud of my clever response when I made it, but then I started to doubt myself. I hadn't been expecting something like this when I left the house this morning, so I wasn't dressed sexily or anything. As lunch approached, I thought I should see what I could do to make myself look better.
Taking my purse, I went to the rest room to see what I had to work with. I took one of the stalls opposite the mirrors over the sinks, and stood looking at myself with the door open. I decided to pull my hair up into a messy bun, and found a few clips in my purse to hold it in place. That looked better. Sort of like a sexy librarian, or a sexy teacher, rather than an office drone.
My shoes were fairly practical, but it's not like I had the time to do anything about that.
My suit was drab. The skirt's quite tight, but at least it stops before it gets to my knees. I was wearing pantyhose, and I know most men hate those. I pulled them down and stepped out of them, dropping them on the toilet seat lid. I saw my panties in the mirror while I was doing that. They were the comfortable cotton ones that my husband's laughed at me in before, so I decided to take them off too. They joined the hose. Luckily I'd kept up the shaving, so I thought I looked presentable with my skirt up around my waist.
I pulled my skirt back down, and looked at myself in the mirror again. I decided to pull the waistband of my skirt up a bit, to make the hem higher. It looked better like that.
I took my jacket off, and looked at the camisole top. I could see the outline of the full coverage bra I was wearing under it, and decided to lose it rather than have Darren think I'm practical and dull. I pulled my camisole off and took my bra off, dropping it with the other clothing.
I put the camisole back on, and the jacket on over it. It looked OK, I guess, but I noticed that with the buttons done up, you couldn't really see the camisole... well, maybe an inch or so at the top, but that was it. Darren had said about seeing my tits, so I knew what I had to do. I just hoped I had the nerve to pull it off. The jacket came off again, and the camisole then joined the other discarded clothes.
I put the jacket back on, and did it up. I knew I was naked underneath the jacket and skirt, but I looked pretty much normal. I could feel myself starting to get turned on a little. I checked myself out in the mirror, from one side to the other, and I thought I looked pretty good.
I looked at the time on my phone... shit, I needed to be downstairs. I rushed back to my desk and left my underwear and camisole in my bottom desk drawer, then rushed down to meet Darren.
As I walked, the cold, shiny liner of my jacket moved against my nipples, making them stiffen even more, and I could feel the air on my pussy. I felt like everybody knew I was barely covered, but they were all hiding it really well, not wanting to embarrass me any further.
Darren was standing outside the office building, looking quite dashing in a suit and tie. He looked at me a little oddly as I approached, then responded to my hug and a peck on the cheek, and I took his arm and steered him off towards the quiet little restaurant.
It was quiet - it's quite romantic in there, so they're more of a dinner place, and we were able to quickly get a semi-circular booth. Rather than sit opposite me, Darren slid around to be next to me, and slid his hand under my jacket as I read the menu.
"Ha!" he exclaimed, "I knew you weren't wearing anything under the jacket."
He undid the bottom button and stroked the bottom of my tits without being too obvious about it, only stopping when the waiter came and took our drinks order.
"Are you wearing anything under the skirt?" he asked as the waiter walked away.
"Wouldn't you like to know?" I teased him.
"That's why I'm asking," he said, grinning at me.
He couldn't get his hand very far under my tight skirt, and I ended up shuffling around so I could pull it up a little. Darren helped, so it ended up being pulled up a lot, so much that my bare bum was on the cold, vinyl seat when I sat down, causing me to gasp.
He sat there with his hand in my lap, playing with my bare pussy, and the waiter brought over bread and our drinks (I had wine), and took our orders. I don't think he could see anything, what with the lighting, angles and everything.
Darren undid the top button on my jacket. He didn't seem totally happy, just being able to see my cleavage, so he undid another. He could see between my tits now, so it was obvious I wasn't wearing anything under the jacket. I wouldn't let him undo another button though.
We chatted about things, mostly my marriage and my weird arrangement, and he seemed skeptical that Dave would let me fuck around for very long.
We stopped talking when lunch arrived... we started eating, as I was starting to get worried about the time.
The waiter came over pretty promptly when we were both finished, and asked if I wanted more wine. I didn't think that was a good idea, so he left the bill, saying there was no rush.
"I don't have awfully long," I said, "so you get this," I pointed at the bill, "and I'll be waiting for you in the men's room."
I quickly grabbed my purse, straightened my skirt and headed to the men's room. He'd looked a little surprised, I think, but I hadn't looked back to make sure he was doing as he'd been told.
There was nobody in the men's room. There were two urinals and two stalls, so I chose the stall furthest away from the main door. The door squeaked pretty loudly as I opened it. Once in there, I took some toilet paper and wiped the seat, then dropped the paper in and flushed it, closing the seat. I was pretty turned on already, and I was pretty sure that and the wine was affecting my judgment, as I took first my jacket, then my skirt off and hung them on the hook on the back of the door (squeak as I closed it), along with my purse. I then sat down on the toilet, naked, to wait for Darren. I squeaked the door open so I could see him come in, as I wanted to surprise him again, and I wanted to see his reaction to seeing me.
I was the one surprised when a guy walked in, but it wasn't Darren. I watched, almost paralyzed in fear, as he went and emptied his bladder at the urinal. I thought of closing the door, but I bet it would squeak again and that would alert him to my presence. I just sat there, trying to make myself smaller and to think invisible thoughts.
I tried to cover my nakedness with my hands. When the guy turned to wash his hands, he caught sight of me in the mirror. He did a full on double take, then finished washing his hands and took a paper towel from the dispenser to dry them.
"What's going on here then?" he asked, but gently.
"I was hoping to surprise my friend," I offered weakly.
"Where is he?"
"Paying the bill," I said. "I'm sure he'll be in here in just a second."
The guy was older, maybe late forties? He didn't seem overly overweight - more of a Dad-bod. He wasn't too bad looking, I thought as I tried to cover my tits and pussy. This wasn't really going as I'd planned.