My marriage has turned into an open relationship, where I have a couple of regular dates. One of these is Philip, who used to work with me and found me on Tinder. We'd had sex a few times at work, and a few times outside work after he'd moved on to a different building.
Philip texted me and asked if I wanted to join a bunch of them for a picnic or whatever on Saturday. I said sure, I'd go, and then, on Saturday, he texted me again to bring a crappy old pair of jeans.
I was already dressed for a day outside, in a summer dress, and now it sounded like we were going to be moving a couch or something dirty, and that wasn't what I'd signed up for. Still, I dug out an old pair of jeans, and headed over there.
There were several cars outside when I got there, and when I knocked on the door, Stan, one of Philip's roommates, opened it.
"Hi Stan," I said brightly.
I hadn't seen him since the day after his birthday, when we'd had sex. It seemed every time I came over to this house, I ended up having sex with everybody in there.
He smiled back at me, bashfully, as he let me in.
Following him in, I sighed, as there were a couple of Philip's friends in there. Who I'd had sex with. I'm not a nymphomaniac, really. Anyway, I'd forgotten their names, so I'd thought of them as Girl, Boy One and Boy Two. Stan had later told me that Girl's name's Diane. Diana? Diane.
Philip appeared.
"Hi there," he said, and everybody turned and looked at me.
"Hi all," I said.
"You brought some jeans," he said, "great."
He held his hand out for them.
I looked down at them in my hand. Dumbly. I handed them to him.
He went to the kitchen and got a pair of scissors out of a drawer, then came back.
"OK," he said, "take your dress off."
I looked at him dumbly.
"C'mon," he said, "I've had this great idea, and it's not like everybody hasn't already seen you naked anyway."
He was right, they had. So I pulled my dress off over my head, leaving me there in a thong and my sneakers. Self consciously, I covered my tits.
We looked at the jeans.
First of all, he cut off the waist band, so they were very low cut. That also meant there was no button to hold the zip closed at the top.
He had me take my sneakers off and put the jeans on, and said they looked great.
He ran his hands over the front of the legs, measuring them, then had me take them off again. He cut the legs off just under the front pockets, all the way around.
I put them on, but he said he thought he could get them shorter. Everybody agreed.
This time he cut the legs just under the back pockets, meaning that the white inner pockets at the front were hanging out below the bottom of the leg.
I put them on again, and they all said they looked even better. Looking back, the bottom of my bum cheeks was hanging out. Greeeaatt.
"You should wear those today," said Diane.
"That's all well and good," I said, "but I don't have a top to wear."
"You can wear one of mine," said Philip, and disappeared further into the house.
He came back with a T shirt, and handed it to me.
I put it on, and Philip came over with his scissors. He had me hold my arms up, then made a little cut on the side.
"Hand it back," he said, so I took it off and gave it to him.
He cut it straight across, dropping the offcut on the floor.
He handed me the remains.
I put on the cut off shirt, and there was a lot of flesh showing, but everybody seemed to like it.
"I feel like I'm hardly covered," I said.
"Sure you are," said Philip. "You look great."
I had hoped for something covering me for when the shorts came undone, seeing as it was broad daylight.
"One thing," he said, and came over to me.
He point out that he could see the edges of my thong under the crotch of the shorts. He pulled the straps of my thong up, so they were visible above my shorts. And the gusset went into my pussy lips, so you couldn't see it in the leg holes any more. At least the thong was gray, rather than something like bright red or green, so the straps weren't really noticeable.
"That's better," he said, "let's go."
As they all got ready, I sat and put my sneakers back on.
We headed out of the door, Philip having me drop my dress off in my car, and walked to a park near them. Luckily, it wasn't far. We chatted as we walked, and Stan pulled a cooler on wheels behind him. The thong being stuck up inside me was starting to get me a little hot and bothered.
At the park, there were a few people. Philip lives in a "younger" area than we do. There were no families, but there were college kids sitting and sunning themselves, people walking dogs, teenagers trying to show off to girls, that sort of thing. There were girls sunbathing in tiny bikinis, so I didn't feel so self conscious.
We all settled down, Philip spreading out a blanket on the ground, and Stan put the cooler at one end to hold the blanket down.
Stan opened the cooler and pulled out bottles of beer, handing them around as everybody settled down.
I sat next to Philip, and drank my beer as I listened to them all chatting away. I was looking around from time to time, and nobody was paying any special attention to us.
Philip chugged his beer down, finishing it, and grabbed my hand as he got up.
"C'mon, let's play frisbee."
He produced a frisbee seemingly out of nowhere, and tossed his empty bottle to Stan, who put it back in the cooler. For recycling later, I hoped.
I got up, and went to hand my half finished bottle to Stan.
"Chug it," Philip said, and I took a little while to empty my bottle before handing it to Stan.
We headed out towards an empty area, and split up about 30' apart.
He threw the frisbee to me, and I caught it and threw it back.
He caught it and threw it back, aiming high, and I had to raise my arms to catch it, and I felt the cool breeze making me think I was exposing my tits to anybody looking in our direction. I felt my nipples harden, from the cold and the excitement at maybe being seen.
I was embarrassed and pulled my shirt down, and we carried on like this.
I noticed the zip on my shorts had started to undo itself by now, and Philip threw the frisbee to land at my feet. I bent down to retrieve it, and my tits fell out of the shirt. When I quickly stood up and put them back, my zip was all the way down and the top of my thong was plainly visible. A few throws later, I noticed how far down it was and pulled the zip back up.
After a while, I noticed that there were quite a few people watching our game. Philip's throws got less and less accurate, and every time I stretched out to catch the frisbee, I'd expose at least one tit, and every time I bent down, the zip would come down a little further and my tits would fall out.
I was starting to get a little too turned on and wanted to calm down, so we gave up on the game, and walked back to the blanket.
Stan passed us a beer each, and as I sat down Diane took the frisbee from Philip and went to play with Boy One and Boy Two.
We sat and drank our beer and watched them playing frisbee. Glancing around, nobody was paying attention to them... probably because Diane was dressed like a normal human being.
I saw a cop on a bicycle come in on the far side of the park, and sort of watched him as he cycled around, talking to the occasional groups as he worked his way around.
I was watching the frisbee game when the cop suddenly spoke, behind me.
"Miss, you're not supposed to have an open alcoholic container in the park."
I turned and looked at him. "Oh my god, I didn't realize, I'm sorry."
He looked up at Stan and Philip. "You two too."
They both hurried to put their bottled under the edges of the blanket.
"Can I see some ID?" the cop asked.
As he reached out to take our IDs, I noticed how toned his muscles were under his very short sleeved shirt and shorts. I think Philip noticed me noticing, and I looked away, embarrassed.
The cop looked at our IDs, I guess to check we were old enough to drink, then handed Stan and Philip's back.
"Miss, you're the oldest here, so I guess you're in charge?"
"Not really," I said, pointing to Philip. "That'd be him."
He looked over at Philip, but his attention was still on me.
"Just wait here a minute," he said, and he wandered back to his parked bike, and talked on his radio for a few minutes. I sat watching him, nervously.
"I'll let you guys off with a warning," the cop said as he came back, "I don't want to give you a misdemeanor charge or anything. But pour your beer into a cup, or put it in a bag. Don't just drink it out of the bottle."
I smiled at him a little, as I took my ID back.
"I'm sure Sue here would love to thank you properly," said Philip, grinning at the cop.
The cop glanced at him, then looked back at me. Then he looked around the park for a few seconds, then looked straight at me.
"If you mean what I think he means, I can meet you over at the bathrooms in about ten minutes."
He glanced over to a little brick building on one side of the park, and I followed his gaze. When I looked back at him, he smiled, then turned and walked back to his bike.
I watched him ride off towards another group.
"Thanks, you tool," I said to Philip.
He sat there with a big grin on his face.
"I saw how you were looking at him," he said, "you liiiiiiike him."