I had a couple of my friends, Bob and Jason, over for a poker night. Bob was dealing when the phone rang. I picked it up, and it was Sue.
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"We're playing poker, why?"
"Who's 'we'?"
"Me, Bob and Jason, why?" I asked, folding my hand.
"I was thinking about coming over," she said.
"Well, if you do, wear something sexy," I said, and hung up. It was my turn to deal.
"Sue might be coming over," I told the guys.
They knew her when we'd dated, but they didn't know about our current arrangement. I knew Jason had always had a bit of a thing for her, so this could get interesting. They'd heard me tell her to wear something sexy, so they both said they were puzzled as to what that was about.
"Just screwing with her," I said, "we'll see if she comes over."
I could tell nobody was really that interested in poker any more, and when there was a knock on the door, Bob said "thank god for that," and put down his cards.
I went and opened the door, and Sue stood there. She'd taken my request to wear something sexy to heart, as she was wearing a miniskirt that only just covered her butt, long socks, heels and a white shirt tied just under her tits. I could see a red bra. She looked like a Halloween slutty schoolgirl.
"Panties?" I asked. She lifted her skirt to show me a red thong, so he'd shaved, too. I smiled and kissed her, and she dropped the skirt.
She came in and walked through to the living room.
"Hello boys," she said, "how have you been?"
They were both dumbfounded - they'd never seen her like this, and neither expected to see her with me ever again after our break up.
"What's going on here?" asked Jason.
"I'm coming over for a bit of fun," she said, "and to see some old friends."
"Don't you have a new boyfriend?" asked Bob.
"Yes, and nothing gets said to him, OK?" she said. "So what are we playing?"
"Well," I said, "we were playing hold'em, but now you're here, I guess that's over."
"Can I play?" she asked, playing coy.
"Did you bring money?" I asked.
"No," she said.
"Well, I guess we could play strip poker," I said.
The guys looked shocked, and Sue looked bashful, then said "I guess."
"In that case we'll play five card draw," I said. "Is everybody up for that?"
Everybody seemed to be.
"Let me refresh everybody's drinks - Sue, you want some wine?"
As I passed the stereo, I turned it on to a classic rock station and set the volume to be fairly low. They were playing "Pour Some Sugar On Me", and Sue started dancing away while I went to the kitchen. I grinned, watching Bob and Jason watching her - they'd seen her dance sexily before when we used to go to clubs all together, but not dressed like this. As she swung her butt around, her skirt would ride up and you could see her cheeks, or, if you were in front, her thong.
I brought the guys another soda each, as they were driving, and put a glass of wine on the table for her. We all sat down at the table, and I dealt the first hand.
I got nothing, and as we weren't betting, dumped the whole hand. Bob swapped three cards, suggesting he had a pair, Sue swapped four, suggesting a high picture card, and Jason also dumped his whole hand. Jason had a highest card of a nine, where I had a jack. He took his socks off.
I got three hearts, and discarded the other two cards, not getting a flush. Bob dumped his whole hand, Sue swapped three, suggesting a pair, and Jason dumped two, suggesting three of a kind. I lost, and took my socks off.
I got a pair, swapped three and picked up three of a kind. Bob swapped two cards, Sue dumped her whole hand and Jason swapped three. Sue had lost, and went to take her shoes off.
"Hang on a sec," I said. "First of all, you're wearing more clothes than we are, so I think you should keep the heels on, and second, I won, so I think I should take off your item of clothing."
She smiled and said "OK, you can take off my socks," and came over to me.
I took off her left shoe, reached up her thigh to her thong and slid my fingernails down the inside of her leg until I reached the top of her sock, then pulled that down and off. I put the high heel back on her foot, then repeated the process on her other leg. She sat back down.
I dealt the next hand, kept an ace and swapped four cards, ending up with a pair of sixes. Bob swapped three, Sue swapped three and Jason swapped four. Sue had won with a pair of nines, and Jason had lost.
"Hang on a sec," she said. "Turnabout's fair play - you don't have to undress each other, but when I win, I want to take off the item of clothing."
Jason shrugged and stood up, and turned to Sue. I think he was expecting to lose his shirt, but she undid his jeans. I could see he was a little thrown at first, but he let her pull them down, and stepped out of them. He sat back down, trying to cover his boner without looking like he was trying to cover his boner.
I shuffled the deck again, and dealt the next hand. I kept a pair of twos, swapped three and was left with a pair of twos. Bob dumped his whole hand, Sue swapped three, and Jason swapped three. Sue had won, and Bob had lost. He came over to her and offered his foot to take his sock off, but she grabbed at his waist band and took his jeans off.
I dealt again, keeping an ace and a king, swapping three cards to end up with an ace high. Bob swapped three, Sue swapped three and Jason swapped two. Jason had won, and I had lost, so I took off my shirt.
