Our house was clean. Lindsey and I had had some older family members over for dinner the previous evening, so we had spent some time getting everything in order. Lindsey said, "Since our house looks so good, why don't we invite somebody over for drinks and hors d'oeuvres. I don't want to make another dinner, but I don't mind making chips and dips."
Her invitation aroused an idea I had been thinking about for some time. I said, "That sounds like a good idea, why don't you call Kenny and Sandy and see if they want to come over and play strip poker."
Lindsey had previously worked for Kenny. He runs a manufacturers' representative company and she worked as his secretary for several years. Lindsey and I are in our mid-60s. We've been married for 40 years. Kenny and Sandy are 10 or 12 years younger. Kenny is rather irreverent and sex seems to rule his one tracked mind. One of the promotional pieces he has for his company is a towel with a man playing with a woman's boobs. The caption is, "We handle these." Another promotional item is a book of matches with naked women inside. I guess this helps sell his products to customers.
I don't know whether Lindsey has ever seen Kenny naked before, but I suspect that she has. I think he's gotten her to remove her clothes as well. But that's just speculation on my part. Kenny's office is in a building pretty far from any other commercial property, and the two of them would often be there alone. Kenny's idea of funny was to take a pitcher of water into the bathroom and pour it into the toilet, while he "Oohs.." and "Ahh..s", as if he were passing a huge stream.
I do know that Lindsey has seen pictures of Kenny naked. She has told me that on more than one occasion, when she came in to work, there were multiple pictures on the wall of Kenny proudly exposing his cock. Again his sense of humor. Kenny is obsessed with sex. Kenny is six four. His wife Sandy is about 5 feet tall and cute. She pretty much tolerates his sexual behavior. And all he apparently thinks about is sex.
In any event I thought strip poker would be fun. Lindsey didn't object, so I told her to call them.
She called and talked with Kenny and asked him whether he like to come over on Thursday night with Sandy to play strip poker and he said, "Sure."
So I went out and got some beer that I thought he would like and a couple of bottles of wine. Neither of us are poker players and I frankly don't know the strategy of poker much at all, so I figured we would create our own rules for strip poker without cards. I had also been thinking about this for quite some time.
When Kenny and Sandy got there, I served them drinks and said, "Let's get started."
Lindsey brought out some cheese and crackers and a couple kinds of dip. I pulled out four quarters and a bunch of pennies and said, "Here's how we are going to play. First everybody will count the number of articles of clothing they're wearing. If anyone has less articles than the person who has the most, I'll give him the difference in pennies. Before shedding clothes, if they have to give up an article of clothing, they can throw in the penny, instead. That way, each of us will have the same number of items to lose before we become totally naked.