Our house was clean. Lindsey and I had had some older family members over for dinner the previous evening, so we had spent some time getting everything in order. Lindsey said, "Since our house looks so good, why don't we invite somebody over for drinks and hors d'oeuvres. I don't want to make another dinner, but I don't mind making chips and dips."
Her invitation aroused an idea I had been thinking about for some time. I said, "That sounds like a good idea, why don't you call Kenny and Sandy and see if they want to come over and play strip poker."
Lindsey had previously worked for Kenny. He runs a manufacturers' representative company and she worked as his secretary for several years. Lindsey and I are in our mid-60s. We've been married for 40 years. Kenny and Sandy are 10 or 12 years younger. Kenny is rather irreverent and sex seems to rule his one tracked mind. One of the promotional pieces he has for his company is a towel with a man playing with a woman's boobs. The caption is, "We handle these." Another promotional item is a book of matches with naked women inside. I guess this helps sell his products to customers.
I don't know whether Lindsey has ever seen Kenny naked before, but I suspect that she has. I think he's gotten her to remove her clothes as well. But that's just speculation on my part. Kenny's office is in a building pretty far from any other commercial property, and the two of them would often be there alone. Kenny's idea of funny was to take a pitcher of water into the bathroom and pour it into the toilet, while he "Oohs.." and "Ahh..s", as if he were passing a huge stream.
I do know that Lindsey has seen pictures of Kenny naked. She has told me that on more than one occasion, when she came in to work, there were multiple pictures on the wall of Kenny proudly exposing his cock. Again his sense of humor. Kenny is obsessed with sex. Kenny is six four. His wife Sandy is about 5 feet tall and cute. She pretty much tolerates his sexual behavior. And all he apparently thinks about is sex.
In any event I thought strip poker would be fun. Lindsey didn't object, so I told her to call them.
She called and talked with Kenny and asked him whether he like to come over on Thursday night with Sandy to play strip poker and he said, "Sure."
So I went out and got some beer that I thought he would like and a couple of bottles of wine. Neither of us are poker players and I frankly don't know the strategy of poker much at all, so I figured we would create our own rules for strip poker without cards. I had also been thinking about this for quite some time.
When Kenny and Sandy got there, I served them drinks and said, "Let's get started."
Lindsey brought out some cheese and crackers and a couple kinds of dip. I pulled out four quarters and a bunch of pennies and said, "Here's how we are going to play. First everybody will count the number of articles of clothing they're wearing. If anyone has less articles than the person who has the most, I'll give him the difference in pennies. Before shedding clothes, if they have to give up an article of clothing, they can throw in the penny, instead. That way, each of us will have the same number of items to lose before we become totally naked.
"Here's how we determine whether someone throws in a penny or loses an article of clothing. We'll each flip our coins and, one by one, reveal whether it's heads or tails. If all the coins are heads or all tails or two heads and two tails, no one loses. But if we have three tails and one head, or one tail and three heads, the person with the single result has to give up an article of clothing or throw in a penny. We'll rotate who reveals first, since there is some suspense as to who may lose a hand based upon the results of the flips."
So we started flipping coins to determine whether someone had to give up an article of clothing. Sometimes the flips were even and nothing happened. But, one by one, each of us had to throw in the pennies and began removing clothing. There really is suspense to being the third or fourth person to reveal your flip. Sometimes you are safe; sometimes you are at risk. Tension builds a bit when losing an article of clothing is the result.
We played for quite some time as we drank the beer and wine. Some hands did nothing; others resulted in removal of an item of clothing. It is quite exotic to watch the women begin discarding layers of clothing. It is also kind of exciting to realize that you may be becoming naked as well. I also wondered what Lindsey's reaction would be at either seeing Kenny nude or exposing herself to him.
For the most part, the hands treated us evenly; this is a game of rather equal odds, not skill. We were all losing clothes at about the same rate.
I was down to my golf shirt and boxers, when I lost the next flip. I threw in my boxers, leaving me clothed in only a golf shirt. The idea of playing strip poker was sufficiently erotic that I already had a hard on. Now that my cock was only partially covered by the bottom hem of the golf shirt, my erection grew.