Fast food the old fashioned way. Piper and Josie order Chinese and get a grip on their cHOP STICKS. GOO GOO GUY PANT.
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"I'm herrrrrrrrrrrre!"
Josie stepped into Piper Cherry's home finding Piper sitting on her sofa as she had when Mace left her, feet up, knees fanning. Walking in to see her in her exposed state Josie grins, "Should I be therrrrrrrrrrre!" She mocks her own entrance spiel.
"Hey Josie! Naaaa! Sorry, lost in thought. Mace is a pain in my butt."
"I can relate. Henry just fucked me up the ass."
"Not what I meant." Piper laughed, "Damn! Tell him to come over and do mine."
"We're insatiable aren't we?" Josie sat down just like Piper, facing her to fan her legs as she was revealing her own cute kitty. An unclean one having just left her husband without washing up. After that adventure in paradise she concluded that she was done with sex for the day. Here and now was meant for alcohol and retreating into one's soul.
"Got that right. I wanted to jump Roger's bones today. God he's Herculean."
"HercuLayin?" Josie got in on the goofy name calling.
Something in Josie's expression caught Piper's inner Counsellor, making her study her neighbor a second longer than necessary, "You're hiding behind jokes I can tell. What's wrong?"
"That easy to read between my lines?"
"Just a vibe. Talk to me."
"Henry asked me about a comment I made. Remember when we talked about my other affairs behind his back?"
"Yep."
"Between us?"
"Of course! Pinky swear even."
"One of them was with his brother Edward."
"Ouch! Did their parents name them after British Kings? Henry the Eighth, Prince Edward in the can?"
"Cute. Their Father is George. Another King. Maybe I never really thought about it. Wow! Now that you mention it Henry's sister is named Victoria. You may be on to something. Anyway Edward got drunk with Henry one night and Henry passed out. Eddie just took me right there in front of Henry. I was drunk too but I knew what I was doing. It was pretty hot I hate to say it. He bent me right over Henry and fucked me from behind while I watched Henry drool."
"Crazy! I know I told you to tell him but...that could crush Henry. Not to mention he might lash out at Edward."
"I know. Edward and his wife Liz are coming to the girls party once I fill them in on the details. God, we still need to form party plans."
"Liz...Elizabeth. Definitely royalty." Piper shook her head, "Yeah, let's not tell Henry about that night. No reason to ruin the girls birthday."
"Right! Should I ever admit to that night?"
"No. Just tell him about the others...unless you slept with more members of his family."
"No. Only Eddie. Although, Victoria's husband Charles told me he wanted to fuck me. I thought about it but just couldn't." It dawns on her, "Charles. I'll never look at my classic literature the same ever again."
"All we need now is a Willy."
"George's brother William. Can we escape the Royal Family please?"
"Off with their heads. I ordered Chinese for Mace and I. You're welcomed to join me I'll share my Kunt Pao...damn...I think I called it that when I ordered. Ah well!"
Josie fidgets in her seat looking toward Piper's TV, "Oooo! The Notebook. I loved Ryan Gosling in that."
"Meeee toooo!" Piper mocked Josie's earlier tone of voice then giggled, "We need Chablis."
"Rose sounds even better." Josie pointed out her preference of wines, lifting her own bottle.
"Rosie palms?" Piper laughed, jokingly using her hand in a jerking off motion, "Too bad we don't have..." She pauses mid flight toward her kitchen, "Hold that...thought."
She needed to mull over what she was having a brainstorm about. Going to her refrigerator she found a bottle of Rose wine and popped it open, selecting two glasses from her cabinet. Pouring them she considers her unorthodox proposal. "Either we call Henry over for this, or Mace. Both are not prime candidates right now. Josie's too worried about being around Henry at the moment considering, and Mace is just...wrong on every level. Not only is he family, but I told Josie not to go near him sexually. If I lapse in that it's going to get out of...hand." A brilliant grin crossed her face in that conclusion, "Wait a minute...why didn't I think of him first. This could be priceless." Withholding her decision until running it by Josie she shuffled back to her besties side. "Rosie for Josie?"
"Why thank you Very Cherry. Oooo! It's so pink." Their goofiness was contagious.
"I have a crazy idea. You up to a little mischief?"
"Today has been one huge mischief in case you've forgotten. Showing my body to my students, being eaten out by Reese..."
"And Mwah!" Piper pointed out tapping glasses before drinking.
"Yes, you did gnaw Mwah! The whole dancing in the fountain at Horton-Dexter, stripping out of my wet t-shirt in the middle of lusting students...instigating an incredible sexual beast I call Hubby...sure what can we do to top off the night?"
"Jesse Manley is delivering our food." Piper winks over her wine glass tilted to her lips.
"Carl's son. Oh my! What are we talking about here?"
"Let's put the Rub in gRubHub. I'll tip him for an hour and let's torment him into jerking off in front of us."
"What about...your nephew? He won't be walking Rotten forever."
"He ordered Ants Climbing a Tree from Fortune Kookies. AUNTS..." She points at herself, "climbing a tree?" Another hand motion leads to Piper acting as if she has a penis.
"Oh, that's just wrong." Josie laughs catching on, "He's...frustrated by you?"
"Blood relative or not that boy is begging for it. So not going there." Hearing her revelation Josie recalls Henry's admission that Tessa Harper was trying to get him to incorporate their daughters into his game Frisque as incest victims. Wrong indeed, she understood. Then, there was that flash of Edward McKellen seducing her eight years ago. Shaking those memories off Josie opened up, "We can, but I can only imagine that Jesse would brag to his dad. Carl would know by morning."
"So?"
"Let's do it."
"Cheers Bitch!" Clink! Clink!
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Strolling around the block with Rotten doing most of the leading, Mace Belmont spotted a familiar face, two actually. It wasn't Knox Hardecker and his freak brother Dip Poole, instead it was Travis Herbert and...his mega hot mom Kelly. They were bringing in groceries from her car, an older model black Kia Soul after going shopping.
Seeing Mace approaching her Kelly grew sheepish knowing that he had seen her being fucked by her Master Dominic Black in her opened bedroom window. Fearing Travis might overhear something she hurried inside with her bags, Travis in the house with one delivery already. Mace felt badly, he could see her haunted expression. Deciding to try and make her feel better about him he took it upon himself to grabs a few bags from the back hatch and makes the journey toward their front door. Awaiting outside due to Rotten for one, and being respectful for another.
Returning from the kitchen together Travis noticed Mace and grinned, thinking he was there to make friends with him. That had possibilities, but sadly Mace was more there for his mom to make amends. Opening the glass exterior door Travis bubbled to life.
"Hey Macedonia!"
"Say what?" Mace winced with a smirk.
"Sorry! We studied Macedonia in History today. Roman empire stuff. It just fit your name."
"Gotcha! I just thought I'd give you and your Mom a hand."
"Awesome! Thanks Mace. Mom? This is Miss Cherry's nephew Mace. Mace? My mom Kelly."
"Hey Kelly, pleasure to meet you." He passed the bags off to Travis while using his foot to block Rotten from entering their home. "Get your butt back here!" He gruffly commanded. Strangely, Kelly flared her eyes at him. Seeing her reaction Mace smiled, "Help you with the others?" She timidly joined him outside and patted Rotten on the head.
"He's very handsome." She blushed.
Lowering his chin to look at his erection he grinned, "Yeah, he is. Sorry! Couldn't help it! Listen, about earlier? I'm sorry I snooped. I really didn't know what those assholes were up to until I...saw you and your man. I won't tell Travis."
"Thank you. Travis...doesn't care much for Dom. I try to only have him over when Travis is gone, unfortunately my Master does not always listen. I...relent."
"Master? Wow! Pretty big Master, looked like 6'5."
"6'8 actually."
"So, he likes showing you off?"
"Every chance he gets. He rarely has sympathy but...I prefer that."
"I saw how you responded when I said get your butt back here. Your Master have you that on edge?"
"He does. It...sounded like something he might say was all." They walked to the hatch to gather more bags. "Are you friends with my son?"
"If he wants one, I'm here for a few more weeks. Aunt Piper's just getting settled here in Nashville. I brought Rotten there up to her from Atlanta where we're from."
"I see. So, you must know the McKellen's?"
"Ohhhh, yeah!" He chuckled.
"Aren't their daughters adorable?"
"Mom isn't so bad either. I keep your secret, you keep mine?"
"Agreed." She blushed yet again.
"Josie is smoking hot. I mean so are Dakota and Sable but...I'm a MILF man myself. Not flirting by the way." He winked, "Well, maybe a little." Kelly merely smiled as she awaited Mace to head for the door. He nodded gentlemanly for her to take the lead but realized his mistake, "The man takes the lead, I get it." In response Rotten took the lead tugging at his full hands.
"Hey! HEEL!" Rotten stopped instantly making Mace look back at Kelly. She had changed positions and was now on her knees beside him. Shocked Mace suddenly didn't know what to say. She refused to even look up at him.
Next door at the Hardecker home Knox came out to check the mail for his dad and noticed, "Daaamn! That dude has game." Raising his voice Knox made his presence known, "Taming Momma Herbert! I'm digging it Bro."
"Fuck off Dickhead." Mace glared defensively.
"Gonna make me?"