Jodie felt stupid. And self-conscious. And stupid. It was bad enough she was wearing tight lycra shorts, let alone wearing them in public, on her own lawn, as her neighbour made her bend and stretch in to such ludicrously unflattering shapes and postures.
At that moment, she was bent down, trying to touch her toes, as her enormous butt stuck up in the air above her. And her pendulous tits swung inelegantly in her ill-fitting sports bra. Why did they seem so oversized and flabby in sports wear?
It didn't help that there was a red-headed stick bending beside her, with an ass so tight it looked like it was vacuum packed.
Bitch.
She'd deliberately chosen that top too probably, to show her tits were perkier and her belly flatter.
"Having fun?" Liberty asked with a broad grin as she straightened up and pushed her breasts proudly out in front of her.
Cow.
"Lovin' it," Jodie lied.
"A few more minutes, then we'll start."
Start??
This was the most exercise Jodie had done in years. She was already working up a mild sweat and she only ever got this breathless when Jake was fucking her.
But at least THAT was fun.
"Great," she said through a plastered on grin.
Jeez Louise last night was a good fuck though.
Almost good enough to forgive him for the lack of a kiss.
Almost.
It wasn't enough to stop her dreaming about it all again though. And she'd slept through the alarm, so there was no time for some dawn fun either. She'd been running around all morning with chores, and shopping and school runs, and now she needed to stop from thinking too much about it.
The thumping in her ears and the juddering jolts through her shins as her feet smacked into the sidewalk was nothing to the sharp stinging pain in her lungs.
They'd run half a block.
Liberty, with her sarcastically bouncing ponytail stopped and jogged on the spot again, waiting and smiling as she did so.
Jodie wheezed past her, and vowed not to stop once.
Then she stopped.
Her lungs wouldn't let her go any further. But Liberty took her arm and slowly walked her along, spouting some inane tripe about keeping the blood flowing. The agony was interminable, as they switched between a brisk walk and a slow jog, turning corners and heading down unfamiliar side-streets.
Jodie dismissed Libby's asinine comments about a second wind as nothing more than bullshit, but when it finally kicked in, things became a little more bearable, and by the time they came to a halt back on her lawn, Jodie's brain was already trying to convince her it had been fun.
And with delicious timing, her sprinklers kicked in and drenched them in a refreshing ice cold shower of water. The cotton of her top began to cling tightly to her skin as the goose bumps rose. She looked over at Libby, noting how sheer it made her top and how big and red her nipples looked trapped beneath it.
Jodie looked down to see her own, so brown, with such swollen areolas and poking cheekily through the drenched material.
When she looked back up, she saw Libby's big grin again, and couldn't help returning it. She wasn't sure if it was a smile because she'd been caught looking at herself, or a smile of triumph that she'd actually managed to not die.
"At least we can skip the shower," Libby giggled as she whipped her hair free from the pony tail and let the water streak through her curled copper locks.
Nonetheless, Jodie excused herself and headed straight for the bathroom. She looked up at the shower head as it threw a warm curtain of moisture around her, wondering if she should unclip it and use it for something less cleansing.
The memory of Jake's hips smacking into her ass made her reach up to it tentatively. Her fingers snaked round the shaft, and she couldn't help remember the feeling of his cock as she gripped it tighter.
It came free from its holder and she bought it down, letting it massage her chest. The feeling of it against her nipples immediately made them pucker and swell, and as she teased the tingling spray down her abdomen, she wondered if standing up to do this might be a bad idea.
As she began to descend in to a more prone and safe position, the hose reached its full length and nearly yanked the shower head free from her grip.
The ferocity of her loudly barked "shit" surprised her.
The damn thing wouldn't reach. And the way her knees went wobbly when she came with Jake told her it'd be best not to try this standing up.
Great.
Now she was even more aroused and frustrated.
She tugged on a robe and headed downstairs. Before she knew what she was doing, she'd logged in to her chat room and started scanning the list of names in there to find Fred.
When she saw it, she hurriedly tapped out a message that gave him her messenger address, and waited impatiently for him to add her.
Jodie was absolutely amazed at what she was doing, and even more shocked at herself when she immediately told him how horny she was. He hadn't even said hello.
"Me too honey," came his response.
But then the adrenaline gave way to reality, and she found herself pulling her robe tighter around her chest. The demure nature of the move was more like her, and she began to try and dial it all back.