He'd had deliveries at 516 Mandrake Boulevard before, and dreaded encountering the disgruntled elderly man to always found a reason to complain and would take his time answering the door. In fact, the Ups man had been relieved when that address didn't appear on his schedule for several weeks.
But today, he noticed a special delivery for that address, requiring a signature. He parked along the road, since this wasn't a driveway he could pull into. It took him a few frustrating minutes to locate the small, international parcel, and he was sweaty and irritated as he walked up the path and climbed the porch steps. The weather was hot, and muggy, too warm for September.
He rang the bell, and waited. No answer. Rather fiercely he tried knocking, a scowl on his face. The door opened.
"Sorry", she panted, breathlessly. "I was trying to get dressed."
His jaw dropped in complete shock. This was no elderly gentleman. She was tall, and her unusually high heels combined with the fact that the level of the door frame was a couple inches higher than the porch put her enormous, round breasts at the level of his face. The dress she wore was not only strapless, but had a plunge, sweetheart neckline that revealed the deepest cleavage he'd ever seen, soft mounds of flesh spilling over the top. The fabric was so thin he could her protruding nipples, could see the curve of her waist, a soft indent across her belly button, and the sillouette of and obviously smooth vulva, barely covered by the short length of dress. His gaze traveled downward to a grogeous pair of thigh-high lace up leather boots. He hurriedly tried to to meet her face, and maintain a professional manner. But he only caught a glimpse of dark eyes and full lips before his eyes settled again on that surreal bosom.
His head was spinning, the blood rushing to a different part of his anatomy. Did he get the wrong house? Nervously, he glanced at the package, yes, correct address.