We left my boss's party, me sober and my wife Sandra solidly drunk: I was driving us home. She was talking loudly as I opened the door for her, and I could hear her continuing on as I walked around the back of my red sedan.
But when I opened my door, I realized that my Massachussetts-born wife was talking in an exaggerated Southern accent.
"What are you doing?" I asked.
"What do you mean?" she slurred with a serious twang.
"You're talking in a Southern accent."
"No, I'm not."
"Yes you are."
"I am? I don't know why I am."
"Well, it's no big deal," I said as I put the car into drive. "In fact, it's kind of hot. It's triggering all these latent fantasies about Southern girls."
"Oh, yeah?" she drawled. "What do they do that I don't?"
She had a point. My wife had never disappointed me sexually. She loved sucking cock, she'd do any position, she could have multiple orgasms in a row, and she had a nice collection of lingerie that she was happy to put on display. I never got tired of fucking her, and with her coppery curls, green eyes, and 5' 3" hourglass body, I never got tired of looking at her.
Still, I couldn't help but be tempted by her inebriated state and her odd new accent.
"Well, I imagine them as easy, loose, and so horny that they'd start acting naughty even while I'm driving, just to make sure I'm hot and hard by the time we get home."
"I can be naughty, and I am actually kind of horny," she continued to say in her affected tone.
"Yeah? Well, why don't you feel up those gorgeous tits of yours if you're such a horny Southern girl?"
"I don't know. On the road like this?"
"See. Southern girls wouldn't care about that. Besides, it's dark. Even if there were cars here, they couldn't see in."
"Hm, that's a good point." She giggled and started to squeeze her 36D breasts, kneading them through her sweater. I glanced over, and she asked, "Like this?"
"Yeah, that's hot, honey. Do you like that?" I could only sneak glances, since I had to keep my eyes on the road, but I was getting hard watching her feel herself up.
"Oh, yeah. Is this how you picture things in your little fantasies?"
I decided to push it further. "Well, actually, in my fantasy the girl wouldn't be wearing a bra."
"Oh, I should've known," she laughed, continuing the Southern accent that had come from some deep part of her drunken subconscious.