The sun beamed down upon an idyllic English summer afternoon. A light breeze prevented thoughts that it might be too hot to do anything much. Along a country lane came a girl on a bicycle. A pretty, yellow and white striped dress showing off her shapely legs as they went up and down moving the pedals in a steady rhythm. Down the lane she came under a canopy of trees, their overhanging branches shading her, without fully blocking out the sunshine; a stoat hurried across the road in front of her causing her to brake a little - not, though, with any risk of her coming off again. Hannah had not liked her earlier tumble on the drive of Mumble Hall one little bit.
A few hundred yards more and Hannah turned out of the lane onto the gravelled drive and through the gates of the hall, the sturdy brick pillars standing guard. Beside the entrance was Bradshaw, the gardener's cottage. It was Hannah's intention to go and see the old gardener and thank him for what he had done for her. She had not espied him the day after when she had visited Sir Hugh and - Hannah smiled a little self-consciously at the memory - had been well stoppered by Sir Hugh and had then had the bung removed by Lady Lyanthe.
Bradshaw was not in his cottage and Hannah went to seek him out. Hannah did wonder when she espied him quite what one of the ladies of the village might have thought had she come, perhaps seeking fruit to make jam or perhaps seeking a donation for a worthy cause - a flag day, mayhap. Of course, it might be that some of the ladies might visit with an even more deliberate purpose; might be, rather than shocked, delighted to see the old gardener both hirsute and naked at work in his greenhouse; more than pleased to see him with his 'dibber' and hope he might, indeed, make a donation - a plentiful one where it counted and not the sort they, unfortunately, received at home. She might dally to see if his plums were ripe for making jam - the enthusiastic jam maker keen to feel her jampot filled.
Hannah opened the greenhouse door. It was hot inside even with the vents open and the whitewash liberally splashed upon the glass. Bradshaw turned to her and his face broke into a smile, "Ah, Miss Hannah, yer looking most fine today. How's that knee of yers 'n yer bum?"
The man was naked, completely naked. The hairiness of his beard and head rather carried on below. The penis that Hannah had felt insider her hung there, lolling in the heat, his slack scrotum allowing his balls to hang low. They reminded her of a bull's testes out in the field, low swinging and large.
"I hopes you doon't mind me noodity. It's bloomin' hot in glasshouse."
Hannah did not mind and said so. She said her knee was getting better and as for her thigh and bottom, she raised her dress and showed him the bruise now going rather dramatic colours. Very likely, Bradshaw could have found flowers to match, a bouquet even. Perhaps that would have made a rather prettier sight. The old gardener tutted in sympathy. "I'll put me Yarrow salve on't. Tis good for bruising. You come to me on way home."
"Thank you, Mr Bradshaw, I'll be sure to do that. Um, I was thinking the other day about the wonderful fruit and vegetables you grow, and I was thinking about cucumbers."
"Young girls think a lot on't cucumbers. They likes 'em in salads and sandwiches. Cool as a cucumber, eh?"
"Why are they called 'ridge cucumbers' sometimes? Do they have a pronounced ridge?"
"Ah, you come with me, young lass." Hannah followed the gardener, shaking her head at what she was doing. Following a naked man down the damp, hose watered flags along the middle of the greenhouse, following his naked and hairy bottom. She had thought he might have left his boots on but perhaps they were too hot on a day like that or just too much bother to put on again after taking trousers off. She felt rather overdressed, not that her thin cotton dress was exactly a fur coat.
In a shed Bradshaw had her sit down. There was of course method in that. It was not simply a gentlemanly insistence that a lady, even a young lady, should rest her legs.
Bradshaw reached above her to a shelf. "I've got packet o' seeds in this tin which 'll tell all."
Seated and with the man reaching above her, his cock was thrust almost in her face. The action was clearly deliberate, the old boy knew what he was about. Was very aware of just what he was doing because it began to grow right in front of her as he fumbled on the shelf above. Fascinating to young Hannah, interesting enough in its flaccid state but now expanding and moving... It was like one of those time lapse films of bulbs or seeds growing, waving about in front of the camera as they expand and rise up towards the light.
"Here it is. Me packet of seeds. Let's see what it says," the man was still in front of her, his penis still in her face. Bradshaw read from the seed packet, "Ridge cucumbers are best peeled before serving."
The old gardener's foreskin was so there in front of her, not yet uncovering the full bulb, but she could see the shape of his prominent coronal ridge through the thin skin. Hannah did not miss the allusion. Could see why Bradshaw had chosen to read the packet to her. Her hand almost reached straightway to peel the foreskin back before taking a 'full serving' of cock in her mouth. It would come with a dressing - a creamy dressing.
Bradshaw read on, "They typically have a firmer texture than a standard cucumber with fewer seeds and a fuller flavour." Again, Hannah could not but admire the firmness of the old gardener's cock. She could not now resist touching. She reached and very much admired the texture of his penile skin. It was smooth like the skin of her breasts but there was a rubbery cragginess about it.
"A high yielding variety displaying a long, smooth-skinned, dark ribbed fruit." It was certainly long. Hannah peeled back the foreskin and admired Bradshaw's 'fruit.'
"A sweet flavour, not at all bitter, juicy in the mouth." It was right before her. Hannah knew what was about to happen.
"Ridge cucumbers are so called because, historically, they were grown on ridges of soil to capture more sunshine and provide good drainage." The gardener smiled down at her, 'I still do that, best way, out o' doors." He put down the seed packet and stroked her hair. "Nowt to do with shape, missy, rib or ridge, but where you grow 'em. They're an outdoor variety but I grows 'Bradshaw's Champion' in here! Does you want t' try?"
Hannah nodded and was just in time to make her mouth all round as Bradshaw thrust forward. The firm, shiny, peeled end that had almost been making her cross-eyed, thrust into her mouth, pushing her head back against the seat. The head was indeed cool in her mouth like a cucumber. The old gardener was really thrusting away. Very much fucking her mouth. Hannah reached to control his enthusiasm, her hand closing around his swinging testes, low hanging and full. It was obvious he intended her to taste the juice of 'Bradshaw's Champion.'
In, out, in, out, her mouth very much a vagina substitute for 'Bradshaw's Champion." It was very much going to be 'juicy in her mouth;' but would it be sweet and not at all bitter?
What might someone have thought looking through the shed's window. The old gardener, without a stitch on, thrusting his rather large cock in and out of a young girl's mouth as she sat there in her pretty yellow dress, eyes wide and lips stretched around it. Perhaps, if a man, he might have whipped out his own cock and joined in the stroking albeit in his own hand rather than in a soft, hot, wet mouth; if a woman might she have looked cross and indignant at what the old boy was doing or shrugged her shoulders and accepted she needed to come back another time to see if Bradshaw was free to service her?
Like the ridge cucumbers 'Bradshaw's Champion' was indeed a 'high yielding variety.' The produce more savoury than sweet, and most certainly not cool - unlike the cucumber. Hannah swallowed in a succession of gulps; she even said, 'thank you' for explaining about the cucumbers "and, um, for that, um, yes."
"Thars alright, missy. I's feel better too. Plenty more another time. I be quite free with me fruit and vegetables. I give a lot away. Sir Hugh, he don't mind."
Hannah picked up her bicycle and rode on towards the hall, her knickers still pristine and her vagina empty. She was not sure how Sir Hugh might take to finding her already filled by Bradshaw or her knickers awash with another man's semen. What if Bradshaw had fucked her and then bunged her up with a carrot or something. Perhaps Lady Lyanthe might like removing the bung, but did she only drink Sir Hugh's stuff or did she perhaps not only enjoy the basket of fruit and vegetables which he brought up to the house, but the gardener himself? Might she ask if 'Bradshaw's Champion' was in season?
Hannah shifted on the bike's saddle. It was firm all along her sex. For boys it was not the same, she thought, but for a woman it pressed against them; for boys it merely pressed against the empty area between scrotum and bottom - for girls it was a very different matter. It was no different when riding a horse and bouncing upon the hard leather saddle - for men their penises were out of the way, they did not keep bouncing down on them, nor of course on their balls - how uncomfortable that would be. Hannah smiled as her feet went round and round on the pedals; how funny men were with their so delicate organs hanging in pairs unprotected. She looked forward to handling Sir Hugh's - as was most likely would happen that afternoon. Bradshaw had got her worked up and her mind was pleasantly full of sex - rather as her mouth had been minutes before!
The saddle rubbed a little against her. It occurred to Hannah that had a little button, a little bump been incorporated in the design, a little raised protrusion towards the narrowing front then a lady rider could very easily have rubbed her own little button rather nicely as she rode. A lady's saddle rather than a gentleman's perhaps! Her own bicycle was, of course, a lady's bike, designed without the cross bar. She had ridden it since a teenager. She drew it to a halt and stepped modestly from it. Who knew who might be looking and see a flash of her knickers, if she cocked her leg over like a boy would do? Had Sir Hugh been there she might have done just that to be naughty. She rang the bell to the front door.
Lady Lyanthe seemed delighted to see her; a kiss to the cheek - Hannah had rather expected something less formal - and then a nice little chat before Lady Lyanthe sent her off in search of Sir Hugh. "He's down at the stables."
He was indeed. Sir Hugh had been out riding and was rubbing down his horse. He said another day Hannah really must bring her riding things and riding helmet.