"I would like to cum on your tits." I realized what I had blurted out, and it was shocking enough to me that I couldn't work out a joke about it. The alcohol was hitting me a bit, but I wasn't drunk enough to blame the booze. She stopped talking and had clearly lost her train of thought. She was sitting opposite of me at the party. She had huge tits. They have always been big, though our relationship wouldn't allow for that kind of talk.
"What did you say?" my sister-in-law said. "I thought you said that you wanted to cum on my tits."
"I did say that. Because I do."
She had an extremely low cut dress on, and she was falling out of her top. She had pulled back the opening to create more cleavage and was leaning forward watching her friend get some drinks so she was really coming out. I think that she was starting to feel the effect of the alcohol and she was no longer attempting to cover up. It was a pool party so being demure wasn't on the table for most every woman here. She had come with a friend, and he was busy talking to someone at the bar, so it was just me and her near each other. The party was busy except for that. I knew she was wearing a swimsuit underneath that getup, since really big tits like her 38f's don't stand up by themselves. They were beautiful in just about anything, and she knew how to present her best feature as well as anyone else. The first time I met her it was a couple of hours before I really looked at her face thanks to dark as night sunglasses.
"What?"
"You have the most amazing tits. I have been looking at them for years and I would like to see them without anything else on, and then I want to cum on your tits."
"You shouldn't be talking like that. What if someone hears?"
"Listen, the guy three houses down is gone for a month and he told me where the key is. He's a good friend of mine and I am supposed to water the plants or something. I know he asked someone else to do that, so I am just crashing there since it's nicer than mine."
"So what? I'm supposed to let my sister's husband shoot all over me?"
"Your friend is busy and you aren't." I looked at her friend who was now talking to a couple of young girls and it looked like it may be going well for him.
"That fucking guy."
"C'mon. Let me show you the house."
"And what else?"
"I'm going to take off my clothes, but then so are you."
She hesitated which looked to be a good sign, so I took her hand and led her out and down the side of the house towards the driveway. Nobody would really notice this escape and unless you were just walking in we wouldn't be seen at all. We started walking up the street when she pulled her hand out of mine. She kept walking along with me though, and to my happiness she had not slowed down.
She looked like a complete lush or bimbo or combination of all of it. Drink in her hand, slightly staggering, cigarette in one hand and tits falling all over the place. The street was kind of shaded form trees that were planted whenever the development started, so it must be 50 years of growth. Houses were far apart, so going three houses down was a real hike. When we were halfway there she started talking again.
"Are you really serious?"
"Of course. They're beautiful tits, and your sister isn't around this week for the conference so what else should we do?"
"There are lots of things. Many of them don't include semen."
"Are you saying you don't want to see the house?"
"Yes I do. And I know you're kidding around."
I looked back at her. I can't let up or it's over. I was this far and I planned on going much further and not beating around the bush about it.
"Are you wearing your swimsuit?"
"Yes."
"The brown one? "
"No, it's new. I bought it for the party. This cover-up too."
"Take off your top."
"What?? I can't do that."
"No really, take off your top and keep the cover-up on. You might be able to do it without even taking off the cover-up."
"We're standing in the middle of the street."
"Go over behind that tree. I'll pretend you're going to the bathroom and I'm keeping watch. Then you give it to me when you come back."
She looked at it and said, "I'm going behind that tree because I actually do have to pee."
She walked around the back and came back about ten minutes later smiling. I was tired of waiting, but then watching her walk and the movement of her shirt I could tell that she had actually done it. She handed a blue bundle to me, and I opened it up to see that it was a one-piece.
"That's my girl. All the way commando?"
"I went around just to pee, and it was difficult to get it to the side to go, so I took off the cover up and squatted down. As soon as I was done, I stood up and saw a young boy looking at me through the window. I looked at him and took off my clothes right in front of him. I put the top back on and smiled when I was walking away. I think he was jerking off when I walked away."
Not wanting to lose momentum but still enjoying myself I said, "Go back around that tree and give him a show until he cums. You'll be the most erotic thing that will ever happen to him."
She looked back, then at me again. Before I could coax her again, she turned and bounced to the other side of the tree. I could see her doing a striptease and peek a boo show for him. All at once she stopped, blew a kiss and walked back towards me. She had closed up her top mostly before I could see the tits all out in the open, but I knew that was coming. She smiled and started walking down the street again, a little more quickly to put some distance between her and the teenage boy she just put a show on for. I found out later what had happened, and it was very dirty.
She was walking at a good clip so her tits were shaking side to side in her top. She had closed it up very well, but the silky black material was moving heavily as her tits moved freely underneath. I said as we walked along, "What's the hurry?"
She said, "I don't want him to run out thinking that there was something more going on."
"What happened?"
"He was standing at a full length window. When I dropped my clothes and started to sway he knew what to do. He dropped his shorts and started to jerk off for me. As soon as he came on the glass I decided to get out of there."
"That's hot."
"It was very erotic, but also sweet. He was young and it was fun."
"I never knew you were that much of an exhibitionist"
"I like showing off. I like when guys look at my tits, and I like watching their girlfriends get mad when they catch their guys staring at me."
I said, "I have been trying not to ogle you, but your cleavage is always out there."
"Sure it is. My tits are lovely. I have had guys cum on them before, just not my brother in law."
"But here you are, walking down the street, naked except for a coverup on your way with me to a vacant house.'
"You're kidding about it, and I like teasing you. It's fun."
"Do you really like being a tease?"
She smiled, "Sure I do. I like showing off, being naked and getting guys to look."
"So, why don't you open that dress a little more? Like you had at the party."
"Well, at the party I was wearing a swimsuit so I didn't sway as much. If I open it up even a little more the girls will start to try to come free."
"So?"
"So, it's the middle of the day."
"That's the fun part."
She was clearly thinking about this. Looking at me again, "Are you really thinking that I would let you cum on my tits? You're just kidding, right? You're just enjoying me be a cock tease or whatever this is, right?"
I didn't even feel like responding to that. I had every intention of shooting all over her chest. I also planned on doing other things, but I was going to aim at those grand mammaries just because that's clearly what they were designed for. In the meantime.....
"Open your shirt a bit, please"