** This chapter is for Tess(UK), and all the girls in the bathroom at the club. Don't be too hard on Erika, ok? **
The sun was high in the sky before we all finally shambled out of the unit and headed down the street.
Steve had offered that I could borrow some of his clothes, but I giggled, "Nope, I'm quite happy taking a walk in 'last night's dress'." Then I winked, "But I draw the line at underwear. I'm afraid I'll have to go without." I turned to Wayne and said, "You can keep those as a trophy."
Wayne had been in a kind of daydream the whole morning, and was momentarily confused my my remark. Then he remembered, reached into his pocket, and produced my little thong. "A.. are you sure?" He asked in a hopeful tone.
I moved close to him and in a dramatic, husky whisper, said, "Oh, Wayne. You earned them! You took me. You had me completely. They're yours." I toyed with the delicate elastic in his outstretched hand, "I wouldn't want you to ever forget our little moment!" I closed his hand around them carefully, then kissed him on the cheek with a giggle before bouncing back to into Steve's arms.
Wayne raised his hand with the thong in it, half opening it again, and also raised an eyebrow, in enquiry towards Steve, seemingly in deference, recognizing that Steve and I were quite obviously together. Steve just chuckled and said, "You heard the lady." And Wayne then quickly stuffed the tiny garment back into his pocket. It wasn't easy, because he now had an erection which was making access to his trouser pocket more complicated, but he managed.
Erika, meanwhile, had emerged from the bathroom looking, as usual, a million bucks. Steve, strangely blind to her charms, didn't even seem to notice.
"Oh, well if that's the case, I guess these are yours, Steve," she stated as she slid her own knickers down to the floor and stepped out of them, looking for all intents and purposes like a princess in her graceful movements. She headed towards Steve with a cheeky grin, offering him the knickers.
I moved between them to intercept her, reaching out and snatching the pretty little piece from her hands, with a faux-sulky tone complaining, "I should think those would be mine, actually, after what I went through!"
We all laughed, and she agreed, "Well, when you put it that way I suppose you did earn them," then she leaned in and in a stage whisper added, "and if you ever want to earn another pair, just let me know!"
So the four of us were a happy bunch, chattering our way out the front door. Steve held it open for two young women who were on their way in, and I swear I heard one of them just as the door swung shut behind, saying, "Hey wasn't that the naked chick from last..." BOOM. The heavy door found its home.
The coffee shop was already busy. It was a Saturday morning, and plenty of people were apparently looking for a mid-morning pick-me-up. We ordered, and luckily found a small table that we could crowd around. The atmosphere was busy and happy.
Somehow, amid the buzzing din, my attention was caught by the sound of an oddly familiar voice, with its posh accent and plumb annunciations, "My dear man, a cup of tea is not made with boiled water. It is made with boil-ING water. And no milk should come within 3 inches of it until it has had sufficient time to draw!"
I craned around to see, but we were sitting, and it was too crowded. The others didn't seem to have heard it, but I was intrigued. I stood up, but of course, I'm hopelessly short and somehow the place was full of people better suited to a basketball court than a coffee shop.
My friends didn't object as I ducked away, finding my path through the crowd like Dr Livingstone through jungle undergrowth, one step at a time, stopping, changing course, etc. Many of these lumbering giants didn't know I existed until I bumped against their elbow, or stomach, apologizing all the way. They will surely have been wondering what this Lilliputian woman was trying to do!
I finally emerged near the counter, but I couldn't see who might have been saying those things about tea. It was hopeless trying to search the shop at my height. I even entertained the idea of jumping up on the counter to look around, before simultaneously realizing that, firstly, I would be invited to leave, and secondly, I was wearing no underwear in a very short dress.
I made my way back to the table and found, to my amazement, that the peculiar old lady from the bathroom at the club was sitting in my spot! With a little pot of tea and a tea cup, and an elaborate period costume from somewhere around the end of the Nineteenth Century, perhaps.
"Oh, there you are!" Erika called out. "Come and meet Miss Havisham."
The elderly lady turned and smiled, and looked all the way through me, into my very soul. I was transfixed in her polite gaze. She saw everything, my obsessions, my fantasies, my obscene lusts, and just... everything. I was so naked in her gaze, completely exposed and defenseless. She looked over my entire psyche effortlessly, as I, like a butterfly pinned to a board, was fully open to examination.
The weird thing about it was that, although I knew I was stripped bare in this woman's eyes, I didn't feel threatened. Something about her was motherly, comforting, even approving. I felt safe.
"I was just hearing the story of how last night went," Miss Havisham spoke as though our moment, my exposure, her knowledge of my deepest and closest held secrets, had not just happened.
My own head was spinning. I was having trouble making sense of what was going on. All I could manage was, "Oh! Um... oh."
"It seems," she continued. "That my assessment in the ladies' room was correct."
It was a statement, not a question. She had a way of asserting leadership in the conversation, through... what? Her tone, I guess. Her presence.
"Oh, yes," I managed. "Thank you for that. It could have got ugly."
She eyed me with something that was probably amusement before continuing, "Indeed."
She turned back to address the others, "Now, where were we? Ah yes. You had just been surprised in the elevator, by a middle-aged couple. What happened next?"
Everyone seemed reluctant to continue the story. Perhaps if I had not been there they might have been more inclined. But even with this woman's powerful coercive effect, nobody seemed keen to tell the next part, where I was ravaged by all three of the others, in one way or another. A disgraceful spectacle, and one that I didn't want aired in this coffee shop, speaking to a perfect stranger!
"It... um. It was a happy ending. For everyone," I quickly offered a conclusion to the story, moving to Steve and taking his hand as if to demonstrate.
Miss Havisham looked at me, and as soon as my eyes met hers my mind was overwhelmed with the memory of shamelessly enjoying a spanking, then enthusiastic anal sex, and then a lascivious descent into pure obscenity between myself and Erika. Ok, mainly me.