Author's note: Thank you for reading. This chapter picks up from the first where my wife had a wardrobe malfunction while dancing in the car. We are on our way to a special naked vacation that she planned. I would encourage you to read the first chapter for more context.
She brushed my hand away before I could make it past her thigh and straightened her makeshift skirt to cover her vagina. She knew what this trip had in store but it seemed she wasn't ready to bare all in front of people who weren't expecting it. The stereo continued to play her favorite dancing songs but her moves were much more modest. She kept glancing down at her outfit to make sure everything stayed in place.
It took about an hour of driving down the highway before they both realized that they had forgotten to have breakfast. "I'm getting hungry" she said, neglecting to mention in her excitement, she forgot the special breakfast and coffee she had made on the kitchen counter at home. There was nothing but walnut groves, corn fields and diaries all around and the last sign they saw said the next town was still 60 miles away.
"I could use some coffee and a bite too," I said. "I think there is a Starbucks at the truck stop up ahead."
It wouldn't have been her first choice but she also didn't want to wait another hour for breakfast. She agreed and a few minutes later we were turning down the music as we pulled into the drive through line. I had asked if she wanted to park and go in but we were still a little close to home and she wasn't ready to risk someone she knew seeing her dressed in just a sarong and my old Hawaiian shirt tied under her breasts.
"What do you want?" I asked as we moved up in line.
As if by muscle memory she blurted out "Grande iced half-caf skinny vanilla latte with 2 extra pumps and two Splenda."
I just stared at her with a blank face and blinked a lot. "Is that food?" I asked, genuinely confused and not understanding what that string of words was supposed to mean.
"Oh! And an order of egg bites and banana bread please." She smiled at my confused look.
At home, I was the designated coffee maker every morning. I usually drank it black and made hers with a splash of sugar free vanilla creamer. The only word in her order that I recognized as being related to coffee was "vanilla". I knew from our bank statements that she frequented Starbucks but we never went together.
The line of cars moved forward and around the building. We followed the line and soon came to an employee standing next to the menu board with a headset and a tablet.
"Good morning," the overly caffeinated college age boy said as he leaned down to be eye to eye with his next customers. "My name is Kyle, what can we get started for you?"
"Hi Kyle," I said, "I have no idea. Babe, what did you want again?"
She leaned over the armrest to take a glance at the menu again before repeating her order exactly as she had said it to me. Kyle's fingers danced over the tablet getting every detail and repeated back the order as if it was as simple as 'coffee and a doughnut". He looked up and asked "was there anything..." paused mid word, open mouthed and eyes wide.
I looked confused at Kyle and was about to order a black coffee and a muffin until I followed his gaze and glanced back at my wife. The act of leaning over the center console has caused her right breast to fall out of her DIY halter top. Her tanned breast and pale pink nipple was out for anyone at eye level of the driver's side window to see. I pulled his gaze away from the beautiful breast I had admired for so many years and glanced at her face. She was concentrating on the menu board to see if they had added anything new since her last visit.
I smiled and turned his head back to Kyle. "Ummm," I said a little more loudly than necessary in an attempt to break Kyle's nipple hypnosis. Kyle snapped back to reality and forced himself to look at the man in the driver's seat. "I'll just have a medium black coffee and a blueberry muffin," I said.
"Oh, right sir, grande black pike and a blueberry muffin. Got it. They will have that total for you at the window. Have a great rest of your day!" Kyle said, almost too excitedly.
She was still leaning over the console studying the menu as they drifted forward with the line traffic towards the window. I rolled up the window as we moved forward. She was distracted away from the strange new menu item she was looking at by her reflection in the window glass.
"Oh my God! Why didn't you tell me my breast was out?! Did that guy see me?," she shrieked. She quickly moved to rearrange her top.