This is a Summer Lovin' Contest
Please give me the courtesy of your vote.
All characters in the story are all over the age of 18-years-old.
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A retired stripper and prostitute goes in business for herself
"Debbie, Dear Debbie,
Be honest. Tell me the truth. In the way that women barely wear any clothes during the summer, are all women whores?"
Signed, Anonymous
"Dear Anonymous,
Yes. Most mothers, wives, and sisters, except for your mother, your wife, and your sister, are all whores. Most women are whores in the same way that most men are whoremongers. Surprisingly shocking, move closer to the screen so that no one else can read over your shoulder. Truth be told, I swear to God, even many Catholic nuns, you guessed it, are whores."
Signed, Debbie
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My name is Debbie. My Friends call me Dear Debbie, after the late Dear Abby. They call me Dear Debbie because I give them advice, mostly about sex and men. If there are two things that I know, I know about sex and men. There isn't anything that I don't know about sex and/or about men.
Having had sex with thousands of men, if I haven't done the sexual act personally, I've seen it done, or written about doing it. Being that sex comes natural to me, sex isn't dirty. Sex is a business, my business. Stripping off my clothes while dancing around a pole and having sex with men and some women was the way that I earned the bulk of my money. Having sex and stripping was how I made my living, paid my rent, and fed my children. What's wrong with that? I'll never make any apologies for dancing naked and/or having sex.
Although I still strip and prostitute myself on the side, too old to climb a pole, I'm a retired stripper and prostitute. Just as there's a market for everything else, there's a market for elderly, retired strippers and hookers. The oldest profession in the world, I'm proud that I made my living by teasing men and having sex with them for money.
When I wasn't removing my clothes while dancing naked around a pole, I was removing my clothes to have sex. Suffice to say, preferring to be topless or naked, I was always slowly and sexily removing my clothes. Even when I was home relaxing watching TV, cooking, or cleaning, when I wasn't parading around in my panties and bra, I'd prance around topless and/or naked. With me not even owning a bathrobe, if someone rang my doorbell, I'd open my door however I was dressed or not dressed. I enjoyed sexually exciting men enough to entice them to throw money at me.
"Wow! Look at her. She's such a sexy bitch with those long legs. I love her big tits and her shapely ass. Hey baby, here's twenty-dollars if you allow me to tuck it way down in the front of your G-string," said more than one man sitting in front of the stage.
Suffice to say, in the way that most men are voyeurs, I'm an exhibitionist. I have no apologies and harbor no guilt for that either. I'd have to be an exhibitionist to do what I did for a living for so long as I did. As much as I'm proud to be a slut and a whore, not ashamed or embarrassed, I'm proud to be an exhibitionist too. I enjoy showing my sexy, shapely, beautiful, topless and naked body to men and to some women too. When I'm not flashing someone my bra and panties, my topless breasts, or my naked body, I'm having sex with them.
I belong to several dating sites. Whenever an interesting man writes me, I respond with photos of me in my bra and panties, topless, and/or naked. I have lots of photos to share, dozens and dozens of photos of me in all manner of undress. You want pictures? I have pictures. With most women all talk and no action, you'd be surprised how easy it is for me to get a date. All it usually takes is to send a man a photo of my naked breasts.
Unfortunately, most cities and states have archaic nudity laws from the 17th century, the Pilgrim era. Codes of ethics of inappropriate, public, sexual behavior that are still enforced by the Bible thumping, moral majority. Because of the still alive values of puritan influence, nude beaches in the United States are rare. It's not easy for a woman living in America to get topless and/or naked in public without being arrested. Yet, with a ray of sunshine on the horizon, as a good excuse to shed our clothes, what better time to flash men what they all hope and want to see than during the summertime?
The summertime is my flashing season. The summertime with the heat and humidity, albeit with the bugs, is my favorite season. The summertime is the best time to flash and show men what women have to offer. The summertime is where I make the bulk of my money to get me through the rest of the year and the long, cold, and dark winter. Sadly, and not very sexually exciting, not much flashing happens when I'm wearing a long coat and warm clothes underneath.
With a world of horny men watching, the summer heat and humidity give women the excuse to not only wear less clothes but also to remove most of our clothes, if not all of our clothes. Exhibitionist women as well as voyeuristic men love the summertime. With all the sexy fun that we have in the summer, seemingly we all live for the summer. If it wasn't illegal to be topless and/or naked in public, I dare say that we'd have less obese women than more obese women. If it wasn't illegal to be topless and/or naked in public, I dare say that more women of all ages would show their sexy and shapely nearly naked and naked bodies.
"How do you like me now that I'm wearing my bikini? How do you like me now that I'm topless? How do you like me now that I'm naked? Do you like what you see? How much would you pay to touch me, feel me, fondle me, and lick me? How much would you pay me to touch you, feel you, stroke you, and suck you? How much would you pay to make love to me before fucking me? How much would you pay to have sex with me?"
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Even though I'm a retired stripper and prostitute, I still enjoy flashing my sexy and shapely body to unsuspecting men. Able to wear less clothes when it's hot outside, the hotter the better, suffice to say, the summer is my favorite season. Living off my savings and whatever else I can earn, I dabble in prostitution on the side to supplement my Social Security.
"Yes, I collect Social Security. So, what? What's wrong with that? I can still have sex," said Debbie. "I can supplement my income by having sex on the side."
Times are tough for everyone, even elderly strippers and prostitutes, especially elderly strippers and prostitutes. Stripping and prostituting is a young woman's game. Yet, there are plenty of men, whether younger, my age, or older, who'd prefer having sex with a real pro.
Prostitution is not just about having sex. Some men are fussy about their roleplaying when pretending that I'm the housewife next door, their wife's best friend, their aunt, their mother, or even their grandmother. Some men just want to talk to a woman in the way that they can't talk to their wives or girlfriends.
As well as being good in bed, I'm at my best when roleplaying while fulfilling men's sexual fantasies. While playing my roles good enough to be nominated for an Oscar of porn, an AVN, an Adult Video News award, I could have been an actress. Had I not been swallowed up by alcohol, drugs, and sex, I could have been a big star.
A legend among my peers and my customers, for all the acting and roleplaying I've done, I should have a star on the sidewalk of the Hollywood Walk of Fame. At the very least, I should have my name along with hand and footprints in cement in the way that the AVN stars do. Unlike the coveted pink terrazzo, marble, starred squares in front of Grauman's Chinese Theatre in Hollywood, the porn stars are honored with cement squares in front of the Pussycat Theatre in West Hollywood. Pink terrazzo, marble starred squares compared to drab, grey cement squares shows how porn stars are still pushed to the back when it comes to honoring them.
It's an insult that the AVN honors their porn stars with drab, grey cement squares instead of pink terrazzo, marble starred squares. Cement squares instead of marble squares are just a step above a Mafia boss ordering a hit on someone. Cement squares instead of marble squares are reminiscent of giving someone cement shoes before forcing them to swim with the fishes.