I ordered my drink at the bar as Kay explained that she would be taking home the guy that we had been dancing with all night. She handed me the keys to her Tahoe and said she would have him drive her. I was left standing alone shaking my head. "Fuck."
"Trouble?"
I turned to the guy next to me. Hot! How did I miss seeing this well dressed man with the expensive shoes and the graying temples earlier? In a club full of mostly frat boys wearing Timberlands, jeans and button downs with the tails hanging out this distinguished gentleman should have been on my radar. No worries, he was now.
"Not really. I just got dumped for the night by my girlfriend and I thought the guy she is leaving with was mine for the taking. Reality check I suppose."
He laughed, "Tough on the ego eh?"
"No kidding. This doesn't seem like your kind of place. Where's your date?"
I caught him looking at my cleavage. Good, that's why it was exposed.
"No date. I met some friends here. You were dancing with them earlier."
"Oh? Which ones?"
He pointed at a couple of men. "They are with the Barbie twins."
Ah, the guys that couldn't dance. I remembered them.
"You could easily have both of those girls if you wanted them. Your friends can't hold a candle to you."
He laughed. "Thank you but they aren't my type."
"What is your type?"
He turned back to bar and leaned his elbows on it while holding his drink with both hands. I watched his profile and then he turned his head to me.
"Plump little dark haired pigeons with deep cleavage and fat bottoms."
Jeez! I was stunned. It isn't often a man is so blunt. Did he mean me? Plump?! Fat bottom?! I felt hot and alarmed at the same time.
"Well then, maybe I'll see you around." I wanted to stay but he kind of spooked me.
He chuckled, "Maybe so."
I made my way to the dance floor just as Kay and "our" guy were exiting it.
"You leaving?"
"Yeah, sorry, talk to you tomorrow."
I hate when she does that. I couldn't even get drunk since I had to drive her Tahoe back to her house for her. I should have made her take me home. Too late.
I danced some more but when I saw the distinguished man with a penchant for fat birds leave I felt a pang of regret. He didn't even try to pursue me. It just wasn't my night. Time to go home.
Kay had parked the Tahoe under the overpass. She always parks there for a quick exit. Everyone would park there for the same reason except it isn't well lit and kind of scary at night. Great. I had to make a run for it. I spook easy.
I was walking fast when I saw a car door open. The dome light lit up the night and I saw it was the distinguished man. I felt some relief. I had talked to this man. He was gorgeous. Even though he was a bit freaky I wasn't scared now. I slowed my pace and he nodded to me.
"We meet again."
"You leaving?" He asked.
"Yes, no fun hanging out at a dance club by yourself."
"I thought maybe I had scared you off."
I walked toward him. "Well, no woman wants to hear that she is plump and has a fat bottom."
He smiled, "Even when it makes the man's cock hard to think of it?"
I couldn't help but look at his crotch. Was it hard? Perhaps. I was feeling a wetness and tingling between my plump thighs.