Author's note: This is another story inspired by the world of staciliv's "Another Really Stupid Bet." This harks back to her original story, "A Really Stupid Bet." (Go read it now!)
Much thanks to kallyreys for editing.
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Marketing communications consulting is bloody shark-infested waters roiling in a teapot. Firms are constantly gobbling each other, while staff jump ship at a moment's notice for higher positions. You either ride your horse to the top of the ladder or fall off never to be seen again.
I have been at Stevens LLC for about three years and I was next in line to join the member ranks or join another firm. The sole woman member was Maggie S--, and everyone knew I wanted her slot, either by retirement or replacement. I was younger, wanted it more and I would do anything to get it.
Both our careers got sidelined when Miller & Associates bought us out. Suddenly we had to recompete for our jobs.
We all sat in the waiting room in our best professional suits with whatever props we thought would help us save our jobs. Even Maggie was included. Everyone thought even if she wasn't rehired, she would have a good parachute or had enough saved up to start her own firm. Every eye was on her as she entered the board room. After a minute, she stormed out of the boardroom, running to the exit in tears. What a loser, I thought.
"Lisa L--," said someone from the board room. Me.
I took a deep breath and entered the board room, ready to give a pitch about my favorite product, me. "I'm a winner and I deserve the best of everything!" I told myself.
Three men sat at the table. I recognized Dave R--, my friend Margo's ex! He looked shocked upon recognizing me.
The man sitting by himself on the right in a tailored gray striped tweed suit stood up and gave his pitch, "My name is Mr. Bill and I'm here representing Miller & Associates. We deal with the most powerful interests in the world. Our reputation is in being NOT known. We leave the Fortune 100 to little fish like Stevens. We decided to acquire this firm because we believed this is the cheapest way to find top tier talent," he said, emphasizing each word at the end.
He continued, "So Ms. L--, I'll be frank, we're looking for those who have the assets and naked ambition to win us business. It's not going to be conventions, and cold calling. You're going to be in the most exclusive circles of power. I don't need the timid, squeamish or any thoughts of propriety. I need to know how far you're willing to go to get the business." He looked at the other man who nodded.
He sat back down. "We're waiting Ms. L--."
I knew what he meant. I tossed my notes on the desk and took off the jacket of my tailored Viggiatore suit. I removed my skirt, and blouse. The men made no comment, although Dave looked wide-eyed and nervous. I continued, removing my Chantilly bra and panties, showing off my neat Brazilian line over my pubes. I took a guess that I wouldn't need to take everything off leaving me with my Wolfheim stockings and Tachona heels.
Not a single man made a move or blinked, not even Dave (although his mouth was open). When I approached Mr. Bill and dropped to my knees in front of him, he stopped me.
"No, Ms. L--, this is not about us. We are only interested in what assets we have available and your level of commitment to winning us business. Your presentation shows promise. Please get dressed and return to your office to complete your current accounts."
I turned away and focused on dressing as quickly as I could to my relief and excitement, and a whole wet wave of arousal. The men waited patiently. The power in this room felt more exciting than my entire three years at Stevens.
Mr. Bill continued after I dressed. "We'd like to invite you to a special cocktail party engagement tonight at a potential client's estate as a means to show your mettle on the field. You and other candidates we select will have the opportunity to represent Miller & Associates. Please do not let us down."
"I won't Mr. Bill!" I exclaimed. I was going straight to work, but already competing against others? I was going to make sure I show them I was worth keeping.
I strolled out of the room, past all the anxious stares to the lift, back to my office. Losers.
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Dave caught up to me near the end of the day. We were both a bit awkward.
"Hey Lisa," he said sheepishly. "I didn't know what the managers were planning. I swear." He continued, "I'll be your escort to the party. This is very private so we're taking a disguised truck. Don't bring your phone or wallet, just your keys. I'm absolutely serious."
"Okay," I said hesitantly.
"This is REALLY elite," whispered Dave conspiratorially. "You have to wear your best next-to-nothing. Looking like a million dollars is going cheap. They won't even let you in the door."
"Don't worry Dave, I got this," I said confidently.
Dave's expression changed to a pained schoolboy. "How's Margo?" he asked.
Chicks before dicks, but Dave really looked sad. "She's hurting Dave, she's drinking and crying all night," I said.
Dave winced, "I'm sorry. I don't know what happened to her. Once we were both heading to the top, and then it felt like she was dragging me down. You know the feeling?"
I DID know the feeling. Margo was staying with me. I was coming home to her drunken mess nightly. Dave was a winner like me.
"I'll see you tonight Dave." I sent Dave off so I could concentrate on booking an emergency trip to the stylist.
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In perfect hair and makeup, I put on my best cocktail dress & heels, took my clutch and waited. A large delivery truck pulled up to the curb. Splashed across the van walls was a picture of a bucking horse and 'Semental Properties. Fresh Meat and Produce.'
The van door rolled up and the ramp dropped. Dave stepped out and waved to me in his cut Tonbo silk suit. He looked yummy. (Sorry Margo!) He waved. "Your carriage awaits milady," he said with dramatic sarcasm.
I stuck my tongue at him. "A literal meat wagon. How romantic," I said. I really shouldn't be flirting with Dave with Margo weeping into her wine inside. I guiltily looked back at the apartment.
Dave got the message and put his finger to his lips and waved me into the van of the truck. There were about a dozen of us, nine women all dressed (or undressed!) and men in jackets. I recognized Cindy and Tina from work, but none of the other women.
Cindy was the last intern we hired before we got acquired. She was a long-legged, really young woman of Korean ancestry, I thought. She wore a tacky gold backless Shelah dress that showed off her legs. As skimpy as her dress was, she was the most covered of all of us.
Everyone knew Tina. She was the ebony goddess of Accounting. She had the looks and drive to be in Sales and Marketing, like myself, but I guess she didn't want to compete with the sharks. Tina's near-bald scalp glowed in the dim van light and she had a one-shoulder Revoluza. (How did she afford that on an Accountant's salary?) It draped so low she had to tape her nipples. I should have gone as bold as her! She accessorized with strings of Bina wooden beads.
The van had some sort of A/C to circulate the air, but otherwise, it was a dozen people standing in an enclosed space and dim light. Loops hung from the ceiling, like the ones you find on a train or metro. Hooks hung from the right side of the van as you entered it.
We all stood and chatted in small groups, hanging on our own loop. Dave came up to me and we shared the loop. He looked me over and frowned.
"Not risque enough?" I asked, "It's a $1,800 Lumina." I glanced at Cindy in comparison.
Dave shrugged. "I've seen more and less. I've only been to a few of these since I joined the Ares Society." He thought for a moment. "Hey, give me your clutch," he said.
"You don't trust me?" I asked archly.