When I was in High School and had just gotten my license, my father bought me a beautiful bright blue Karman Ghia convertible. I donât know if many of you know what that is. Itâs a Volkswagen sports car of sorts. What I mean is that is was a sports car as much as Volkswagen could make one back in the mid sixties. But it was still very cool and I loved that car. By the time I got the car, it was almost 30 years old, but had been well cared for and maintained. My father also made it a point to go through the whole thing to assure himself that he was giving his little girl the safest car possible. Of course, being the gear head he was, he couldnât just leave it alone. He replaced the motor with a bigger, faster version. He replaced the convertible top with a new black one that really looked cool. He also put on a great set of these chrome and black wheels. You wouldâve thought the car was his as much as he tinkered with the thing. Anyway, when he was finally done with all his fussing, I ended up with a really cool hotrod Volkswagen convertible. I was so excited! I was the envy of my high school friends.
I loved that car to death and it allowed me the freedom for some pretty crazy adventures. Had my dad known about some of those adventures, the car wouldâve been impounded and promptly sold. It was just typical teenage rambunctious behavior, but nothing a parent would appreciate.
When I finally went to college out east, the car was put in the back of the garage for my occasional trips home. My dad bought me a jeep for the east coast and I fell in love with that to, but in a different way.
Finally between my second and third years of Art School while I was home for the summer, I decided that it was time to sell my baby. I was hardly using it at all and I was at a point where I could really use the money for my next year at school. I put an ad in one of the wheeler dealer kind of papers with a picture of the car. I wanted $4500 for it.
I got a lot of lookers, but nobody was really biting on it. Summer was coming to a close and I began to despair of ever selling it before going back to College on the east coast. One day late in August, this surfer looking kind of guy came over to look over the car. He introduced himself as Denny and was wicked friendly. He was a good looking guy around 18 or 19 years old, a couple of years younger than me. I showed him the car and then we went for a ride. I could tell he really liked it a lot which I liked⌠after all, the car was totally mint, was pretty fast⌠and my baby⌠what was not to like?
When we got back to my house we started to dicker back and forth and I dropped the price to $4000 for him. He was still undecided and asked if he could have a little time to think it over. I told him that he could have a week and if someone made an offer, Iâd call him before selling it.
A couple of days later, Denny called again and asked if he and a friend could come over and take another look at the car. I agreed and within the hour, they were at my house. The friend seemed to really know cars and I told him about all the things my dad had done to the Ghia and let him see the maintenance records. While I was bending over the hood, looking through the papers, I noticed that Denny was looking down my shirt. I had been wearing a thin, peasant type blouse with no bra. While I was bent over, the shirt hung open giving a perfect shot of my breasts.
I pretended not to notice and let him have his peek⌠you know what they say⌠sex sells. Maybe it would work here.
Finally, the guys finished checking the car out and asked if they could take it for a drive. I agreed and jumped in the back and off we went. The car was really pretty much perfect and I could see that both guys agreed. I could see that Denny was really beginning to fall in love with the car, but he was trying not to let it show, he wanted a great deal if he could get it.
I think the friend was there to find faults, but there were really none to find. At least none that I knew about, Iâm sure there were some minor things, by this time the car was over 30 years old.
When we got back to my house, Denny offered me $3500 for the car and turned him down. I told him that while I really wanted to sell it, I wasnât selling it for that price. He hemmed and hawed for while and finally told me that he wanted think it over some more and would get back to me.
The next day, I got a call from a woman who saw the ad. She came over and went through Ghia, took it for a test drive and seemed to like it. She offered me $4000, but there was something I didnât like about her. I donât know quite what it was, but I just didnât think that she would care for the car as well I wanted it to be babied.
I told her that I had another person who had the right of first refusal and if he didnât want the car, then it was hers. She was kind of impatient, and tried to talk me into just selling it to her right then. I disliked her even more, she was a princess used to getting her way. I guess us princesses can spot each other and sometimes, we just donât get along. She didnât like that I stuck to my deal with Denny, but reluctantly agreed to wait⌠she really didnât have a choice in the matter. It was that or no car.
When she left, I called Denny, but he wasnât home, his roommate said heâd probably get home in about an hour or so. I decided to call my boyfriend Bob and told him that I had a couple of offers on my car. I explained that I really wanted to sell it to this guy, just cause I thought he would appreciate it more, it seemed that he really liked it, but he was dragging his feet on the price. I told him about the woman and how I thought she was kind of a bitch.
He laughed and told me it was simple; sweeten the deal to the guy with an offer of a blowjob. I burst out laughing and told him he was an idiot.
âMaybeâ he agreed, âbut if it was me and you made that offer, that would seal the deal. If you offer the blowjob, I bet youâll sell the car.â
âYeah right⌠and youâre ok with me just sucking off some other guy?â I challenged.
âYouâre not going to date him are you? Youâre just give him a blowjob⌠itâs not like you havenât blown anyone or that you donât like it⌠but anyway, why are we even debating this, youâll never do it. Youâre too sweet to be offering to suck some guyâs dick just to sell your car. But you asked me my opinion and I told you what I think would close the deal, you do whatever you want. Itâs totally up to you.â
âYou are an ass, you truly areâ I said, âand I didnât ask for your opinion you just gave it to me like alwaysâŚâ Then I switched the subject. We talked for a little longer before I finally hung up. I was still a little pissed at Bob. He really knew how to drive in the knife when he wanted to. He had used that too sweet line on me in the past when I didnât want to do something and he did.
After I hung with Bob, I had a glass of wine and decided to just take the bottle out by the pool and wait for Dennyâs call.
By the time he called an hour later, I had almost finished off the wine and had a nice little buzz going. I told him what the deal was with the woman making the offer. I told him that he needed to think it over and give me an answer by the following afternoon. Otherwise, Iâd have to sell it to the other buyer. He told me that he loved the car, but was just hoping for a better deal, $4000 was right at the edge of what he could afford. I told him that I couldnât take anything less than $4000 for the car especially with an offer of that amount from someone else. I could sense that he really wanted the car and I told him that I really wanted him to have it. I thought he would take care of my baby that way I wanted it done. He agreed saying he did think the car was wicked cool and that heâd take great care of it.
We talked for a few more minutes about the car and how cool it was.
âI know you love it Denny, why donât you just buy it? You know itâs a good deal, the car is in mint condition and you can see all the stuff my father did to it, itâs perfect for you.â
âI knowâ he said painfully, âI just donât know if I can afford it is all.â
Then out of the blue, I told him that I had talked to my boyfriend out east.
âHe told me that I should just offer you a blowjob if you bought it.â
We both laughed and he said that sure would sweeten the dealâŚ
âAre you serious?â I laughed. âI canât believe he was right, I told Bob he was an ass.â
âHe might be, but he was right, that would seal it for me.â he laughed, âI mean what guy in his right mind would turn down a blowjob from a beautiful girl?â
I took a deep breath, hardly able to believe what I was about to do.
âOk I said⌠if you can get over here tomorrow sometime with a certified check or money order for $4000, then Iâll do it.â