I was shown no mercy. I was blushing, totally naked and exposed while I held various Yoga poses that got more and more extreme as the evening wore on. Of the five people present in the room, one of them has had sex with me, so she has seen everything very up close and personal. Two of the people present had helped shower me when I had been injured, so they had seen me exposed before. Granted not to Yoga levels of exposure, but even so. Two of the people present though had never seen me naked and now I was very much naked while at the same time trying to work out how to achieve the Downward Dog and retain any sort of dignity. Spoiler. There is no way (when naked) to achieve a downward dog and maintain dignity. That position though was the least of my concerns.
Achieving most of the positions was not an issue. It was a challenge, but that is the point of yoga, it would not be beneficial if they were easy to achieve. I do attend Yoga classes on a semi-regular basis and for the first time in my life, my flexibility was very much working against me. I quickly worked out that my dignity was very much past tense, they were seeing everything that I had to offer.
What made it worse was that it wasn't only Hanna who was suggesting positions. Yes, she was the one who stuck the knife in and twisted it initially, but they were all getting involved. I was lying on my side at an angle that gave them the best possible view as I held the 'side reclining leg lift' pose. I was fully hairless, that much was obvious from a frontal view, but everyone could now see that I was hairless everywhere. There was a twinkle in Hanna's eyes as she caught my attention. She didn't actually say anything, she just mouthed one word "Wet?" Her facial expression gave it the question mark. I didn't think I could blush any more, but I felt myself light up and a flush rippled up and down my body.
While my own mother very slowly counted down from ten which was the agreed length of time I had to hold each pose, Hanna's Mum was on her phone looking for further poses for me. As I said, they started fairly tame, or as tame as naked Yoga gets anyway, but by the end of the night, I was well and truly humiliated. Absolutely no secrets. I was offered a lifeline just after one of the more revealing positions was suggested as my Dad offered a half-hearted protest. He knew it was a fruitless battle as everyone else in the room was loving the show that I was putting on. Even my own mother had a sly grin on her face as I shyly opened my legs to display my womanly charms to the rather mixed audience.
Hanna's Dad was the most focused on me, any pretence of doing the decent thing and not looking was out of the window. He saw angles of me that Andy hadn't seen yet. Hanna's Mum was marvelling at the vast array of poses that were available while at the same time being pleased that it was me centre stage and not her own daughter. Hanna was loving my humiliation and there was no way she was letting me off the hook. "Is that enough?" my Dad asked as I bent over for another pose which was both a fairly good view for all concerned and rather inviting as well. Perfect position and with consent assumed, I adopted what was a perfect position to be fucked.
"Are you offering to take her place?" Hanna asked my Dad with a cheeky grin.
"Ooo yeah," my Mum said with a smile.
"Beat Hanna at a game of Snap and save your daughter's blushes," Hanna's Mum said.
"No one wants to see me doing Yoga," my Dad replied. I did read between the lines there that he was fully accepting of the attraction of me spreading my legs in the name of entertainment, but I didn't raise a comment.
"Okay, just for nudity then," Hanna's Mum said, "If you lose, you strip alongside Sophie."
"And if he wins?" my Mum asked.
"He won't," was my reply, but I kept that one to myself. Hanna was lightning at Snap. Even when she had drunk a decent quantity of alcohol I wouldn't be backing my Dad to win, and his chances were further reduced as he was also fairly drunk.
"Hanna strips," her Mum suggested.
"And does Yoga?" my Mum suggested.
"Er, woah, time out there," Hanna said tapping her hands together in the time-out signal. "Do I get a say in this? It appears to be my clothing and dignity that is being gambled here."
I smiled to myself at her doubt. She was drunk, not smashed drunk, but she had had enough alcohol to recognise that her reactions would not be as sharp as they maybe should be to be making such wagers. However, she didn't know how crap my dad was at Snap. "Yeah, okay, just your clothes then," her Mum suggested.
Hanna looked around the room and I watched her confidence crumble in front of my eyes. She is a fairly confident girl, but nudity is a big step. Especially with an audience like this. Risking your decency is a lot more inviting when the people who will see you want to see you naked and it isn't just purely embarrassment they are hoping for. I am fairly sure my Dad would enjoy seeing her naked, but other than that, we are just here for the humiliation. "I'll go to my underwear," Hanna said.
"Topless," I suggested, but Mum cut in.
"No way," Mum said shaking her head, "Nudity if she loses."
She was like a startled deer in headlights as she looked at me. I could see that she loved the idea of it, but the reality was indeed real and in the tiny chance that she lost she was getting naked in front of her parents. I would trade places with her in an instant. I would play any game imaginable that I had zero chance of winning, but I am already naked. Over a thousand people saw me naked and now five people who I know fairly well are watching me do naked Yoga. Offer me just nudity and I would snatch your hand off at this moment in time.
"I'll pass," Dad said and looked at me. He must have seen the hope drain from my eyes as he added, "Sorry Sophie." It would have been a win-win for me. Even if (when) he lost it was the end of my Yoga humiliation. Yeah, I would have to see my Dad naked which is a bit eww, but he has seen me, so it only seems fair at this stage.
That was the correct decision though if you were applying logic. I will throw out the question though to all of the fathers reading. Should he have stepped up? Even though it was more than likely to end in his defeat, should he have traded his decency for his daughter's dignity? I was to endure a lot more embarrassing Yoga poses, and even if he played and lost I would have been saved from those additional humiliations.
"Wimp," Hanna said, but her expression showed a fair bit of relief. She would have played, she can't back down from a challenge. "You could always forgo the Yoga and give your Lush a go," she said with a predatory smile.
Both of our Mum's smiled knowingly. Hanna's Dad achieved a look that was best described as a knowing confusion. My Dad just looked at me with a puzzled expression. He knew that he knew what one was, or at least the general gist anyway. He was not aware of the brand or the finer specifics of the product, but he was reluctantly aware that whatever a Lush was, it was designed to make his baby girl achieve a state he deemed his baby girl should not be seeking. His mouth engaged before his brain though. "What is a Lush?" he asked with a perfectly weighted tone of innocence and yet an underlying knowing.
"Absolutely no fucking chance," I said. My reply had been directed at Hanna, but at that exact moment, Mum had started to speak in what I can only assume to be an answer to my Dad's question. She was well aware that I own and therefore use a variety of sex toys. She is aware of 'my drawer' and understands under no circumstances does she need to go in it. My Dad just knows from hearsay and rumour what a girl potentially keeps amongst her underwear and subsequently leaves my freshly laundered clothing on my bed for me to put away. My reply also applied to any answer that my Mum was about to give Dad as well and she stopped mid first syllable.
She grinned at me. "You probably don't want to know," she said in reply to my Dad. Dad looked at me with what I can only describe as intrigue, but he didn't ask any further questions. Sex is a funny thing and in certain situations, it offers an intrigue that it probably shouldn't. He doesn't need to know what sex toys I own, but equally, I shouldn't be a little disappointed that he had wimped out of the strip game with Hanna. She would have kicked his ass, it would have been a strip show, but a small part of me was a little curious. He has seen me naked and is currently seeing me exposed and naked. Is it wrong to wonder what he looks like? I guess that is why taboo exists. Yes, it is probably a bit on the wrong side, but still a little alluring.
"So, next pose?" Hanna asked as an open question to anyone in the room.
"Oo, yeah, saw a good one," Hanna's Mum said, "Bridge pose," she added.
A picture was shown to me, but I knew it anyway. At least my legs were closed for this one.
The full list of Yoga poses that I had to do is listed below for you to Google at your convenience.
1. Cow pose (as per the calendar)
2. Boat pose
3. Lotus Pose
4. Plank
5. Wide angle seated forward bend
6. Gate pose
7. Plow pose
8. Upward-facing dog (I knew what was next)
9. Downward Dog
10. Peacock pose (I failed this one, in a miserable heap, but they got a laugh out of it (and I have to assume the desired view of my nudity was also achieved))
11. Side reclining leg lift
12. Bridge Pose
13. Upward plank pose
14. Reclining bound angle pose
15. Compass pose