The movie was Body Heat. It was part of a "classic films" festival, I'm not
that
old.
I'd just turned 18, I was in my first year of college β first week, actually β and hating every moment of it. I was shy, no friends yet, and a virgin who seemed fated to remain one forever.
So early Saturday afternoon I went to the movies, alone. It was the worst possible movie for the middle of an early September heat wave, because the theatre's air conditioning wasn't really doing the job, and watching everybody on screen suffering through the heat wasn't helping at all. Still, 1981 Kathleen Turner sweating was smoking hot, and my lonely dorm room was going to be the site of a legendary jerk-off session in a few hours.
Just as the movie was starting, a redhead probably a year or two older than me came down the aisle and sat next to me. She was wearing a belly shirt, barely long enough to cover her breasts and leaving a lot of bare skin between it and her waist. I swear, it was so warm, my very first thought was "That looks so comfortable in this heat."
A moment later a blonde, obviously her friend, walked to the back of the theatre and sat down next to her. There wasn't anybody else sitting in this row or the two rows in front of it, but I like to sit in the far back as close to center as I can, and apparently so did they.
Half an house into the film, as every part of me was wilting from the heat except my dick (if the film ended now I'd have a hard... difficult time leaving the theatre with the bulge in my lightweight shorts), I heard a giggle to my left and saw that the blonde had unbuttoned her shirt far enough to show that she wasn't wearing a bra, and was fanning herself with the top of it. They noticed me looking and there was another giggle, this time at my expense. I looked back at the screen quickly and would have left the theatre right then, except... you know...
After a few more minutes of watching Turner on the screen and knowing there was a girl with a dangerously unbuttoned shirt a few seats on my left, I glanced over there again. Not hoping to see some more of her body (maybe she'd undone some more buttons??) as you'd expect, but because I really wanted to lightly stroke myself through my shorts, and I wanted to make sure they weren't looking my way.
Well, it happened that they were, at least enough to notice
me
looking, so I was busted again.
And speaking of bust, the redhead had taken off her belly shirt and was sitting there in her bra. The bra really covered as much as the shirt had, but it was a bra. And for all I knew it could have been sheer, though there was no way to tell in a darkened theatre.
I know, I was pathetic. If I were olive oil back then, I'd have been extra-virgin.
And they definitely knew it.
I was just about to get up and leave, ready to risk running through the movie theatre lobby with a boner rather than continually embarrassing myself in front of these two hot women, when redhead looked right at me, gave me a wink (I think: darkened theatre remember) and reached over to the blonde and unbuttoned another button. This was the button that exposed her entire cleavage and, I was pretty sure, her breasts almost to her nipples.