(This is a sequel to "Get Yer Kit Off".)
"The Piranha Bar?" I asked. "That's the bar my roommate Sara works at."
"Oh yeah, you mean the one who likes to watch you walk around naked?" my friend Greg asked over the phone.
"Um...yeah, something like that," I said, trying to hint that it was something more sexual, while wincing at the memory of my week of humiliation at Sara' hands only a month ago.
"Well yeah," Greg said, "my company just bought that bar. Sealed the deal this afternoon. So come on over for some free drinks!"
"All right," I said, "sounds like a plan. Let's do it."
"Peace, dude."
"Peace."
Ten minutes later Sara walked in, holding a bag full of new clothes. In earlier times, I would have teased her about being such an impulse buyer, but ever since the incident with the bet, our dynamic had changed. Every time I thought about making a nasty comment, I suddenly remembered the feeling of meekly stripping off my underwear in front of her and massaging her feet. Every time I thought about refusing to do some work around the apartment, I had a flashback of sitting naked and aroused in the living room while her drunk friends checked me out and took fake swipes at my balls. Though that ordeal was long over, I didn't get on her case much these days.
"Hey Sara," I said.
"Hey Chris."
"I hear your bar is going to be under new management."
"Where'd you hear that?" she asked. "Well, that's wrong. We rejected their final offer today."
She started putting her clothes away.
"You sure about that?" I asked. "I have it on good information that your bar just got sold to Diamond Partners."
"Look," she said, coming over to stand with her hand on her cocked hip - what I thought of as the "bitchy British girl" pose. "I was just in my manager's office, and he also happens to be the owner of the bar, and what he knows, I know. And I happen to know that the deal's off."
I shrugged, and she went back to hanging up her new clothes. I was absolutely sure she was wrong - Greg had never failed to give me timely information. He had used the past tense when telling me about the sale. Sara was apparently blowing hot air again. I watched her put away her clothes, tracing the line of her hip past the waist of her low-slung jeans, over a band of creamy tight midriff, to the tight striped shirt above. Sara wuld be one nice-looking girl, I thought, if she weren't such a cocky jerk.
Then an idea sprang into my mind, and I instantly got butterflies in my stomach. The last time I had tried this it hadn't worked out so well, but sometime life is all about doubling your bets.
"Hey," I called. "Wanna make it a bet?"
"What," she asked, "Whether the bar got sold, which it most absolutely didn't?"
"Yeah," I called back. "Let's bet on it. You like to bet, right?"
She came back again to stand in front of me, arms crossed, staring own at me wide-eyed. Now I realized she was in a pretty bad mood.
"Are you a masochist or something?" she asked. "Don't you remember what happened the last time you tried this?"
"I think I recall pretty clearly," I said, smiling and leaning back. "Want to make another bet on the same terms?"
"You like walking around naked in front of girls then, do you?" she asked. "Course I wouldn't make you do that again. But the apartment does need a lot of cleaning, so if you're up for that, let's make the bet."
"OK," I said. "But you're going to lose."
"I seem to recall that's what you said last time," she sighed. "Well, whatever. How long will you be my slave this time?"
"As long as you want," I said.
"Well let's shorten it to five days this time," she said. "I thought you'd been pretty well put in your place, but it looks like you've jumped right back out again."
"Sure," I said, ignoring the all-too-accurate jibe about being put in my place. "If the bar got sold, you're my slave for five days, same terms as last time."
"Whatever," she said, and we shook. "Better get ready for some cleaning."
And with that, she went back to hanging up her clothes...
* * *
Sara threw the vacuum cleaner handle against the wall.
"Pants, Sara," I said.
"Bugger off," she spat, glaring at me with her arms crossed over her bra.
"What was that?" I said, cupping my hand to my ear in mock confusion. "Did I just hear you say 'Bugger off'?"
She said nothing and looked away.
"Pants, Sara," I repeated.
Finally, sighing theatrically, she took off her sweatpants and tossed them into her room, then crossed her arms again and looked at me evilly. It was the second day of Sara's turn to be the slave. Instead of making her strip completely (the way she had done to me), I had devised an even more ingenious method of taking the wind out of her sails. Whenever she said anything rude or showed anger, I'd tell her to take off an article of clothing. If she complained, it would be another. And I always demanded the clothes in one-word sentences, which for some reason made it more of a fun routine.
Sara in her underwear was always a pleasant sight. She was wearing plain purple bra and panties, although I strongly suspected she more commonly wore a thong. Her skin was pale, her legs were solid but shapely. I stood there for a moment looking her up and down.
"Is there something you'd like me to do, or are you going to stand there and gawk at me all afternoon?" Sara asked, drumming her fingers on her arm.
"Hmm, I said, "I'm thinking."
"You mean, you're thinking, 'Boy I wish I was hot enough so that Sara would ever possibly consider sleeping with me'?" she shot.
I grinned. "Actually, I was thinking that the only way to get the kitchen floor really really clean would be to use a toothbrush."
"Oh fuck off!" she shouted, putting her hands on her hips in indignation.
"Man," I laughed, "You just don't know how to keep your mouth shut, do you? Bra."
Her eyes widened for a second. Up until now, I had kept it pretty clean, never making her strip down past her underwear. But, where I had suffered in silence, she had kept up a pretty constant stream of rebellious vulgarity and insults, and I thought the time had come to show her exactly what kind of situation she had landed herself in.
"Come on, bra," I said, waving my hand.
"No way."
"You ready to back out?" I said cheerfully. "That wasn't long."
It was exactly how she had kept me in line, and I could tell that it particularly rankled having me use her own tactic against her. Snorting in disgust, Sara reached around back and undid the clasp of her bra. I tried not to let her see my excitement on my face, and I might even have held my breath as I saw Sara's breasts for the first time.
They really were one of the nicer pairs I had ever seen, though I wasn't about to tell her that. I was half tempted to take her panties too, but something told me it would be a little more humiliating to let her worry about me taking them instead. Letting her hold on to her final shred of dignity was, in a way, crueller than just taking it all away at once. Briefly, I wondered when I had become such an evil bastard.
Sara's bra slipped down and off, and she caught it in one hand. "This is sexual harassment, this is," she muttered.
"What," I snorted, "and slapping me in the balls wasn't? Or making me do jumping jacks for your friends?"
"Well you bloody deserved it," she said.
I took a step toward her and her hands instinctively moved to cover her breasts, but stopped short.
"Wanna lose the rest?" I asked, smiling. She just looked away silently.
"All right," I said, forcing myself to look away from the excellent specimen of chest on display. "I hear the kitchen floor calling, better get that toothbrush."
I walked away, a little awkwardly, trying not to reveal the stiffness that had developed in the front of my pants.
It was going to be a fun few days.