WARNING: I could have fit this story in a few different categories, but left it with the rest of the series here in Exhibitionist and Voyeur.
If the idea of a married couple exploring a mfm threesome turns you off, maybe give this one a pass (to this day, I'm still not even sure if this would be considered a threesome... but the warning stands).
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On our final full day at the Cuban all-inclusive resort, I awoke to voices. My head eventually fought its way through the morning fog to recognize that they belonged to my wife Sarah and her sister Jo, who were discussing yesterday's events.
Jo had come back to the room early due to overindulgence of alcohol, and by the sound of it she had some memory gaps, which was fine by me.
After a week of being cock blocked because we shared a room with Jo that had three single beds, last night's events at our neighbour Marcel's had left my wife Sarah and I to deal with some pent-up sexual napalm.
When we returned to the room to find Jo still passed out, we exploited the opportunity to have an impromptu bedroom rodeo. While we were mid-coitus, Jo sat up in her bed and looked toward us. There was no focus in her eyes, and she didn't make any moves to conceal her nudity as the bed sheets pooled loosely around her waist. The sounds of our passion had disturbed her sleep, but she hadn't risen to full consciousness. I was getting close, so I didn't dare break rhythm and then Sarah started to lift off the bed to meet my thrusts. After a few seconds Jo laid back down and at that point Sarah and I had erupted in simultaneous orgasms.
"Look who's finally awake." Sarah stated, interrupting my reverie. She propped herself up on one elbow and turned to look at me from her bed 6-feet away. "Were you still planning to make a coffee run this morning?"
I cautiously lifted the corner of my bed sheet to confirm what I already suspected. "I'm still naked. After you ladies go out on the patio, I'll grab some shorts and head out."
Jo began to get up, then shrieked and slumped under the covers once again. "I can't go anywhere, I'm naked too!"
"Am I the only one here who doesn't require alcohol to be comfortable in her own skin?" Sarah asked as she crawled out of bed and shamelessly did a full body stretch.
"You do realize that everyone in our little group saw your tits yesterday, right?" Sarah continued.
"Ugh!" Was Jo's regretful reply. "It's slowly coming back to me."
It was also true that Jo had showered in front of me, and we had found her sleeping spread-eagled on top of the covers a couple of times, but apparently Sarah had decided to be gentle while she slowly revealed the details of Jo's blackout day.
"I'll go grab the coffee." Sarah announced as she pulled on a pair of shorts. "That'll give you two some time to figure out a way to end your nude standoff."
Sarah next chose a tank top, but a persistent knocking on the door interrupted her before putting it on.
"Sarah!" called out Marcel from beyond the door.
She smiled, then winked at me before making an exaggerated sashay toward the entrance, the tank-top still clutched in her left hand. When she opened the door, she was only mildly surprised to see Ricky standing beside Marcel. She leaned against the door frame doing nothing to hide the DD rockets that sat proudly on her chest. It was then that she recognized the panicked look on both men's faces.
"There's something wrong with Denis." Marcel explained rapidly. "Bart and Ti-Jean can't get him out of bed."
Sarah ran to her suitcase and grabbed her medical bag. As a member of the health-care community, she carried more than a typical first-aid kit on vacation including a stethoscope and blood-pressure cuff.
She quickly disappeared into the hallway behind the two men with a look of concern plastered across her face, the travel kit dangling from one hand and her shirt still clutched tightly in the other. I was pretty sure that once Sarah started descending the staircase at the end of the hallway, simple physics would remind her of the forgotten garment.
Our door had been left partially ajar so 'the nude standoff' had to end soon. After a quick look toward Jo, I finally relented, and got up to pad across the room and secure the door. When I turned, Jo was focused on my midsection.
"I'm not sure what 'that's' about, but I figure that I should remind you that you're married to my sister." Jo stated matter-of-factly.
I looked down and chuckled. "That's 'morning wood' and it has nothing to do with you... ya perv."
I got dressed, then grabbed Sarah's thermos and headed out the door. I wasn't in a particular rush to get to building 7 since I have no training and would likely just be in the way. However, I figured at some point everyone involved would appreciate their morning coffee, so I headed for the lobby.
When I finally arrived at Denis' room, I found that Jo had managed to beat me there. She was now helping Bart pack Denis' belongings into his suitcase so that he'd be able to catch his flight home.
Denis was in the washroom doing a lot of moaning and groaning, while the rest of our crew was huddled in a discussion on the patio outside. The arrival of coffee was a welcome distraction.
"Is everyone ok with me staying dressed for the coffee delivery?" I inquired sarcastically. "I wouldn't want to screw this up."
"Please do." replied Ti-Jean while partially shielding his eyes.
"Now hold on." Marcel interrupted, holding his hands like a traffic cop. "Need I remind everybody that I'm still owed one more delivery tomorrow? We don't want to set a nasty precedent."
"Duly noted." interrupted Sarah. "This won't affect precedent."
After everyone had poured a cup of java, Sarah brought me up to speed.
"Step one was to confirm that his life wasn't in danger." she began. "Now we're just trying to get him comfortable enough to fly."
"What's wrong with him?" I asked with genuine concern as the moaning persisted.
"I'm not sure." she confessed. "Could be food poisoning or a virus. Could be IBS, colitis, or Crohn's. What I do know is that he's going to endure the longest, most uncomfortable travel day of his life."
The toilet suddenly flushed, and a pale sweaty Denis emerged. He walked hunched over obviously experiencing severe cramps, then laid on the bed and curled into the fetal position.
"I'd kill for a coffee, Brian." he mumbled.
"Water." Sarah suggested holding a hand up to stop me. "You're going to be sharing a couple of washrooms with 300 strangers on the plane Denis. Avoid coffee. Avoid grease. Avoid anything spicy. And no alcohol."
"Those are the four staples of my diet." he complained sadly. "This really does sound like it will be the longest day of my life."
Sarah and I made brief eye contact, but she decided to wait until we were alone later to voice her suspicion that these rules might be the building blocks to the rest of Denis' life.
Ricky and Ti-Jean went back to their rooms to grab their belongings while we helped Denis tote his bags to the lobby.
When their bus finally arrived, Denis was at the front of the queue to get a seat and endure the ride to the airport. While Marcel waited for the driver to stow Denis' bags under the bus, Sarah took Ti-Jean and Ricky aside.
"If he's still feeling like that when you land in Montreal, take him straight to the hospital." she advised, before adding, "But even if he's feeling better, encourage him to make a doctor's appointment."
She gave Ti-Jean a hug before turning to Ricky.
"I thought we were building some momentum with your coffee deliveries." he said with a smirk. "I was counting on today being a very big day."
Sarah had expected Ricky to bring this up. She nodded noncommittally.
"Since the disruption this morning interfered with what we were building toward, I request a do over." he added, thrusting his hand out so that they could shake on the deal.
"Deal!" she replied as she shook his hand. "Just so we're on the same page, this is anal we're talking about, correct?"
There was something too enthusiastic in the way Sarah agreed to his terms that caused Ricky to realize that he had just walked a trap.
"This isn't us we're talking about, is it?" he asked dejectedly.
"Of course not." she admitted. "Denis is responsible for the delay, so he's the guy that owes you something. But I would probably wait until he's feeling better... neither of you would probably enjoy anal in his condition."
Ricky just shook his head in defeat, they exchanged a hug, then he climbed aboard the bus.
We continued to wave until the bus receded into the distance, our little group now reduced to five members. We did breakfast before meeting at the pool to enjoy some sun and booze as we awaited the arrival of Bart's wife, who was coming to spend the next week with him.
When Sophie finally arrived, I was pleasantly surprised. The Quebec guys were all 43-year-old high school buddies, but Bart looked and acted 10 years older than his friends. All week they had taken to referring to him as 'Padre' since he acted like the dad of the group. So, I naturally assumed Sophie would be the mom of the group. Was I ever wrong.