My story is true, but it played out like a very absurd cautionary tale as to why you shouldn't just blow up in someone's face in the middle of the street.
My name is Sarah and I'm a 36 year old office worker that I'm perfectly happy working in, I have a boyfriend named Gary who I love quite a lot, I've got a good deal of friends who enjoy my company (and vice versa), basically, life was good, and if I may brag a bit, my hourglass figure, fit body, luscious ass and bouncing breasts are pretty stellar.
Now, like many if not most people, I have my own kinks, I'm a bit of an exhibitionist, I love reading stories on websites and message boards and whatnot, I'm not brave enough to ever do any of that in public, at least, not until one fateful day.
I was on my way to get some coffee during a break at work, when I accidentally bumped into what I could only describe at the time as a homeless old lady, who wasted no time beginning to yell at me.
"Watch where you're going you hussy!" she said in a thick, eastern european accent, now this was New-York so I wasn't really fazed all that much by getting bumped into nor getting yelled at as a result, and of course, I did what any good old New-Yorker would do, I shot back:
"Oh, put a sock in it, you old bag!" Not the most cutting of insults nor the most creative, but that didn't dampen the old lady's spirit.
"Oh yeah!? Well, a curse on you, you whore, may your humiliation never end, and may no one ever come to your aid!" That bit took me off guard, insults I was used to, but actual curses? That was pretty rare, and it took me off guard even further since the old lady had such an intimidating accent, and in hindsight, if you described that lady as a gypsy to me, I would not find fault in your description.
I just walked away, intent on pushing the incident out of my mind, but it did kind of stick in there.
Over the next few days I'd forget the whole thing for the most part but my mind would always wander back to it, all until one weekend where I was out jogging before I went back to Gary's apartment; I had some clothes over at his place so I didn't think much of it.
Back at the apartment, I gave Gary a kiss "Need anything before I take a shower, Sweetey?"
"Nah, I'm good, enjoy your shower." I hopped into the shower, and since I'd done this many times before, I didn't notice Gary sneaking in and stealing all the clothes and towels from the bathroom.
When I got out, I searched around and couldn't find anything, I was puzzled and decided to go out in search of some of my clothes that I had left there, I wasn't bothered being naked in Gary's apartment, since I had been in this state before, so I wasn't really surprised by anything.
"Honey, did you take my clothes?" I called out, seeing how Gary was nowhere to be found, however, his reply came from outside the apartment's door.
"Hey Sweety, I have them with me, but can you help me out a little here?" I was flustered, I wanted to tell him that I was naked, but I didn't want to shout it out in case anyone heard.