"Welcome one and all to the United Nations number one rated television program, the gameshow which combines what we love most, sex and sport... This is Runners!"
The audience took to their feet in the domed arena with a thunderous applause.
"And here's your host with the most," the announcer said over the loud speakers, "Chuck Harvey!"
The burgundy theatre drapes opened and a silver-headed man trotted out, showing a wide white grin. "Hello and welcome to Runners! The show where three lucky contestants compete for a chance to win..."
"One. Million. Dollars!" the crowd cheered.
"That's right!" Chuck said into the microphone. "The object of the game is survive thirty minutes in the bombed out and depleted region of the Forgottens without being caught by one of our chasers. If, within thirty minutes, a competitor is stripped of their clothes, he or she will be eliminated and must submit to the chaser. There is absolutely no punching, pushing, or kicking; only tugging and running. If you survive the hour, with even a sock on, you win the grand prize of..."
"One. Million. Dollars!" the crowd chanted again in one unified voice.
"Yes, yes!" Chuck said. "Let's meet our contestants, shall we? First up... a former soccer player turned model. Give a round of applause for Mandy Garcia!"
Mandy appeared from underneath the stage on an elevated platform. The brunette, with streaks of blonde, waved to the audience in a red one piece jumper. She was thin with a sun-kissed skin tone. "My goal is to continue modeling... with my prize money, that is!"
"Ohhhh snap." Chuck spun back to the crowd. "The next competitor.... a tough cop from the West district... let's hear it for Elba Ortega."
Elba arose from the platform next to Mandy. The short Spanish officer wore a black jumper with her dark hair in a ponytail. She sneered at the crowd with an unapproachable look. "Dead or alive... the money is coming with me."
"Ha! Classic." Chuck chuckled. "And finally... hailing from the world of Ghost Hunting, round of applause for Kristin Blake."
The third and final platform lifted Kristin. She had strawberry blonde hair and sported a purple jumper. She folded her arms, looked away as though wanting to be anywhere else.
Chuck motioned to her. "Well, do you have anything to say?"
Kristin smacked on a piece of gum. She stretched it with her index finger while saying, "No. This show and our world has become filth. I'm just here cuz my boyfriend said we could use the money for new equipment. So..."
"Your pleasantness is apparent. I can see what your boyfriend sees in you." Chuck turned back to the crowd with a heightened brow. A few giggled in their seats. He wagged his head, jumped back into character. "Now the fun part..."
"Pick. Our. Chasers!" the crowd shouted.
"That's right. Upon arrival, we asked you all to choose your chasers for the event." Chuck swung to the big screen behind him. "Your choices are... Machismo!"
A picture flashed of a muscle-bound wrestler. Dark shades covered his eyes. A sleeveless tie-dye shirt showed off his impressive biceps. His brown hair frizzed out from underneath a bandana, matching his scraggly beard.
Mandy rolled her eyes at the image, scoffed.
Hearing the groan, Chuck wheeled around to the contestant. "Do you know this man?"
"We've crossed paths." Mandy scowled. "He played soccer back at my high-school."
"Oh. This could get interesting." Chuck winked at Mandy before swinging his sights back to the giant screen. He snapped his fingers. The photo changed. "S&M Holmes!"
A swarthy man appeared in a long trench coat, top hat, with handlebar mustache. He puffed on his question mark pipe.
Chuck snapped his fingers once again. "Cock-A-Two!"
A duo appeared on screen dressed in a full bird costume: white feathers and big beaks.
"Last but not least..." Chuck smiled wide. "Maggie the Machinist!"
A strong woman showed on the screen. She had a red bandanna, denim shirt with the sleeves rolled up to her shoulders. In her hand, she gripped a big silver dildo.
"At the Forgottens you will run into other competitors from other districts," Chuck said. "You can work with them, help them if need be, but be leery. For, among you will be a hidden, debuting chaser. It could be one of you here, or anyone you might run into at the Forgottens. So be ye prepared."
The challengers shared suspicious glances to one another.
"Ladies..." Chuck gestured to the competitors. "We've been over the rules. Are there any questions?"
They all shook their heads.
"Good luck to each of ya," Chuck said. "And... when you are dropped off in the Forgottens, this fast paced game begins. So runners..."
"Be. Ready. To run!" the crowd screamed in unison.
***
"Okay. Let's just get this outta the way..."
The competitors trotted down the desolate street. Old burnt buildings lined each side, decorated with graffiti and broken windows. Plastic cups and wadded newspapers barreled along the sidewalks like tumbleweeds.
"...who is the hidden chaser?" Mandy asked.
"Not me," Kristin said.
"Wouldn't that be what the chaser would say?" Mandy asked.
"The chaser could also be asking," Elba grumbled, "to throw off the scent."
"What are you saying then?" Mandy furrowed her brows at the short, brooding cop.
"I'm saying there's really no point in saying," Elba said. "We'll find out shortly."
"But what if the chaser keeps giving away our position?"
Elba huffed. "Are you the chaser?"
"No."
"You?" Elba asked Kristin.
"No."
"There ya have it." Elba looked around while continuing her jog.
"Fine..." Mandy turned her attention to the dilapidated surroundings. "With the population the way it is, you'd think the United Nations would've cleaned this place up after the radiation cleared."
"Do you know how much revenue this gameshow brings in every year?" Kristin asked. "Money for the brass trumps accommodation for the mass."
"I just thi—" The rumbling of an old engine cut Mandy's retort short.
"Oh shit..." Elba said.
"No way they found us that fast," Kristin said.
"We're in a small circumference, so yeah, likely." Elba looked to the right, to an opened door of a brick building. "Come on." She dodged inside with Mandy and Kristin behind her. They dashed up a creaky flight of stairs, into an abandoned second story room, and peeked out the fractured, dingy window.
A cherry red Mustang convertible eased down the road. A tall, squared jawed blonde, wearing a turquoise jumper, stood up from the passenger seat. His eyes searched the area. "I know you're here," he declared through a megaphone as his partner drove. "I know you hear me! The name is Deebag, but you can call me Dee. We're competitors from the South district, looking to join forces. We gotta nice ride that can outrun any chaser. Come with us now, save yourself the embarrassment of being caught."
"Bullshit..." Elba turned from the window, placed her back against the dusty wall. "Could the hidden chaser be so obvious?"
"He's wearing a runner's jumper though," Mandy said.
"That's just to fool us," Elba snapped back.
"The chasers are coming," Dee said from outside. "This could be your last chance—" A horn sounded.
Elba jerked her head back to the window.
An old homeless man waddled across the road, out from the front of the red convertible. He hurried down the sidewalk, submitting his hands in an apology.
"Out of the road, gramps!" Dee shouted as the Mustang rounded the corner and out of sight.
"The hidden chaser could also be that homeless fellow," Kristin said.
"No. This place gets a lot of riffraff; saw a documentary on it once." Mandy puckered her bottom lip out. "Poor old man. He prolly lives here... all alone."
"Why don't you take him in then?" Elba asked.
"Ew! No." Mandy tossed her brunette hair, folded her arms in an abrasive stance.
"Come on. Let's go." Elba started toward the staircase, but Kristin snatched her wrist.
"Uh... bad idea," Kristin said. "Why don't we just hide out here until time expires?"
"Do you ever watch this game?" Mandy asked.
"No. It's disgusting." Kristin frowned at the question.
"You can't stay still. That's the point of the game." Elba jerked her arm free of Kristin's clutch. "There's camera's all around here. You can't hide. That's why it's called Runners."
"Yeah," Mandy backed up Elba's claim. "They're gonna find us. We just have to evade and keep moving for thirty minutes."
"Well, fuck." Kristin lowered her eyes to the grimy floor. "Has anyone ever won?"
"If there were a lot of winners, do you think the prize would be so high?" Mandy asked.