"Dude no! Don't go in there! Fuck!" Gary screamed at the television as he stood up with the XBox controller in hand. It was too late. Craig wasn't paying attention and another player killed him as he was ambushed by the other team.
Gary tossed the controller down and put his hands on his head, staring at the screen in disbelief. "What the fuck dude?! I can't believe you just went in there. You fucked us!"
Craig tossed his controller down. "Shit. Sorry, man. I wasn't paying attention." He sat back on the couch and shook his head. Gary turned the TV off and grabbed a Snapple from his minifridge.
"Shit. I gotta do some studying, dude."
"Yeah?" Craig asked as he played on his phone, but made no attempt to get up.
Gary stared at him. "Yeah dude. So... are you planning to leave anytime soon?"
"Leave?" Craig asked, looking up at his friend.
Gary laughed. "Dude. It's 4PM. You've been here since noon yesterday. I love you man, but shit. You have to leave at some point."
Craig laughed. "You're right, man. I'm sorry. I've been a leech. Maybe I'll go to the dining hall or something."
Gary swigged his Snapple. "Or, I don't know. Back home?"
Craig shook his head. "Naw. I can't go there. At least not now."
Gary looked concerned. "What do you mean?
"Some shit is going down with my roommate. I don't want to be around for it," said Craig, masking the real reason as best he could.
"What kind of shit?"
Craig looked up. "His girlfriend dumped him. He's really pissed about it."
Gary smiled and shrugged. "Ok?" he laughed. "So your roommate's hot ass girlfriend dumped him. What's this got to do with you?"
"You think she's hot?" Craig asked.
Gary laughed harder. "Yes dude. She's a smokeshow. Her and her roommate. They're dimes, man."
Craig smiled. "They are hot." He grew serious as he looked up. "Can I tell you something?"
Gary gestured with his hands as if to so "Go on." Craig took a deep breath. "I hooked up with both of them. I think that's why Brittany dumped him."
Gary had a belly laugh. One that was unmistakable even if you were a hundred yards away. He let it rip with such vigor, the entire dorm room floor could probably hear him. "Ok, dude. Suuuure you did!" he said as his laugh subsided. "Now tell me the real reason, please. And not a wet dream fantasy of yours."
Craig shook his head. "Dude. I'm not kidding you. We hooked up. A couple times. Her roommate gave me a blowjob."
Gary's mouth dropped. "Holy shit. You're being serious, aren't you?"
"Oh you believe me now?" Craig asked sarcastically.
"I'm sorry for laughing man. It's just that... guys like us? We don't hook up with girls like that. That just... that doesn't happen," he laughed. "And now I gotta know how this happened and how much alcohol was involved."
"Brittany saw my dick one day and she's been intrigued about it ever since. She told her roommate, Leah too. Then it all happened. She jerked me off a couple times. They like to see me naked."
Gary's mouth remained wide open. He was in shock. "No way," he finally said. "You're joking me right? What do you mean they're intrigued?"
Craig sighed again. "They like seeing it. They talk about how big it is all the time."
"Huh? How big it is? What... do you have some monster fucking dick or something?"
Craig looked up with a stern face. "I do. I really do have a huge one."
"How huge are we talking?" Gary asked. This time he was intrigued.
"It's over nine inches when it's hard," said Craig.
"Shut the fuck up. Is that true?" he asked.
"Brittany measured it. And Leah friggin made a mold of it with her sculpting stuff!" Both boys cracked up laughing now. Gary was laughing so hard he nearly fell over.
"Dude this is unreal. I can't believe this. So these girls are obsessed with your junk so much that one of them broke up with her boyfriend?"
Craig nodded. "Yeah man, and now I don't know what to do."
Gary stood up and put his hands out. "What do you think you do?! You call Brittany and go fuck her!"
"What about Steven?" Craig asked.
Gary shrugged. "Who cares? He's not the one with the nine inch cock she wants so bad!"
Craig thought about the idea. He should definitely meet up with Brittany. They had to discuss what happened. But his situation had become even more complex with his fling with Madison. He decided to keep that under wraps for now. Perhaps it would be just a one time thing, anyway.
Gary sat back down, shaking his head. "Nine inch cock, dude. I can't believe that. I thought I was packing at six."
"Yeah, it's pretty big."
"I still don't believe it. Lemme see," said Gary, crossing his arms and leaning back in his computer chair.
"What? No, dude. I'm not showing you my dick."
"Why? When I was on the hockey team we used to always walk around with our dicks out. It's no big deal, dude. We've all got em."
Craig thought about it. It seemed everywhere he went lately, he ended up showing his penis to someone. Now his friend Gary wanted to see. "It's soft right now."
"Ya think?" Gary cracked up. "It'd be a little weird if it was hard, wouldn't you say?"
Craig laughed. He then stood up and pulled his shorts down, revealing his boxers. His cock bulging underneath. Gary remained sitting back, arms crossed. As Craig pulled his boxers down, his plump cock popped out, resting over his drooping balls.
Gary stared at it. "Jesus Christ. You weren't kidding. Look at that fuckin thing!"
Craig looked down. He nodded. "It's a big one, for sure."
"Holy shit. The thing goes down to your knees, dude!" Gary looked up in shock. Craig smiled. He playfully swatted at his cock as the boys watched it sway back and forth.
"You got a blowjob from her?" Gary asked as he continued to stare. "Yeah," answered Craig. "She only got to about here," he said as he pointed halfway down his shaft.
"Whoa. Chick's a keeper for sure, then."
They each stared in silence for a few moments more.
"Ok, you proved your point," said Gary, diverting his attention to his computer. "Put your fuckin dick away and go fuck that girl with it, please. I gotta study now."
Craig awkwardly pulled his shorts back up and collected his things. "I'll see ya later man."
Gary waved him out. "See ya dude. Don't get that thing caught in the door on the way out."
Craig laughed as he walked out and immediately texted Brittany.
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"Hey stud!" Brittany said as she pulled up to the steps outside the School of Business. She rolled down the passenger side window and waved at Craig who hurriedly approached her car.
He jumped in and frantically closed the door. "Hurry up! Go!"
"Easy, Mission Impossible," Brittany said as she pulled out and drove away from the building. "Why so urgent?"
"Are you kidding me? What if someone sees us? You just broke up with Steven and the whole school knows about it!"
Brittany giggled. "Oh, you. Relax. It's fine. We were heading towards a break up even before I discovered you."
"He's not gonna see it that way. He's gonna kick my ass if he finds out," said Craig. He was sitting comically low, slouched in the passenger seat so as not to be seen. He lowered his large neon yellow sunglasses over his eyes. Brittany laughed as she thought it was cute.