I was watching my wife as she packed for the long solo drive to her sister's house, nearly 24 hours away. It was a spur of the moment decision and she opted to drive rather than fly. She doesn't mind flying but she absolutely hates airports. So... she opted for the long drive.
My wife, Elaine, had been stressed and exhausted by her gynecologist exam yesterday. When she got home from the exam, she was worn out and went straight to bed for a long, apparently well deserved nap.
After the nap Elaine announced that she was going to delay her drive a few hours so that the first half of her drive would be at night. There would be less traffic and she could pass through most major cities avoiding the rush hours.
After another nap, when she was about to leave, I suggested that she might be more comfortable for the long drive if she changed clothes. She was wearing tight blue jeans, which showed off her figure very well, but might be too restricting on such a long drive.
I suggested her well worn denim mini-skirt with the side zipper as a more comfortable option. I also thought that her light and loose white button up blouse might not be quite as restrictive as the heavy pullover blouse she had chosen.
Elaine agreed with my suggestions, so I helped her out of her clothes so she could change into the new outfit I had picked out for her. The denim skirt always accents her tight, sculpted waistline and her flared hips and muscled thighs, not to mention, showed a lot of her sexy legs and hugged her perfect, firm ass. The blouse I picked out was loose, white with no pockets to conceal her brown nipples should she decide to go braless, which I had also suggested. Might as well be as comfortable as possible if you're going to be driving alone for 20 plus hours.
When I got her stripped, I took off her bra and pushed her down onto the bed and pulled off her thong. I knew she was going to be gone for days and I wanted some sexual release before she left me for at least a week of sexlessness!
I buried my face between her beautiful, thick, firm, muscular thighs. I found that she was already wet and hot. I pulled her legs apart. Her big beautiful pussy gushed as she orgasmed all over my face before my mouth ever touched her pussy! As my eyes cleared from the splash, I could see that her pussy was expanded much wider than I had ever seen it! I couldn't wait to bury my face in that big, beautiful sexy bald pussy of hers! BALD! The last time I saw it there was three years growth of bush there! I guess she must have done everything she could to impress that gynocologist yesterday! I silently thanked him for his part in bringing my wife to her present beautiful condition!
As soon as my tongue touched her prepubescent looking pussy, (Oh! Didn't that bring back some old memories!), she orgasmed again, this time even more powerfully as she filled my mouth and I swallowed all I could! Her body convulsed and spasmed uncontrollably.
I said, "DAMN BABY! What's gotten into you? That was intense! You've never squirted that much before! It felt like you were pissing down my throat, it was so voluminous!"
Through staggered breaths she answered. "I'm pretty sure I was! The orgasm was so intense I think it involuntarily emptied my bladder. I'm so sorry."
I said "Sorry, Hell! That was amazingly delicious! I can't wait to do that again!"
She laughed, "You're such a sick pervert! I LOVE YOU!"
I said, "Speaking of perverts, I've never seen your pussy that wide open! What has you so worked up? And why the shave?"
Elaine answered "It's the gyno exam yesterday. The Doctor was a little rough. I'm still recovering from that. and I always shave before a gyno Doctor's exam."
I replied "Lucky fucking Doctor! So... does that mean we're not fucking before you go?"
She laughed and said, "Do you really think I could even feel your little micro-cock right now?" she laughed.
"There's no way you're fucking me right now! You're not even man enough for me on a normal day, There's no way I want that little boy's dicklette in me right now!" She laughed again. She loves humiliating me about my tiny dick.
She laughed even harder as she thumped one nut with her thumb and forefinger! It hurt so bad my erection instantly went away.
While she was still laughing she said, "If you want to jerk off on my tits you better hurry up, it's almost dark and I've got to get on the road!"
She sure knows how to push my buttons! All her Small Penis Humiliation talk had gotten me hard again already! I really wanted to cum all over her big firm 42DD's right now! As I stood over her jerking off I couldn't aim well enough and I came all over her gaping pubic mound instead.
Elaine laughed at me and said "That's not my tits! As big as my tits are and you couldn't even hit THAT target! Get your mouth down there and clean me up right now! I can't get dressed with that sticky goo all over my pussy!"
I crawled up the bed until my face was on her mound licking up all my "goo". I could tell she was getting excited again. I lowered my tongue onto her clit. With the first flick of my tongue she grabbed my head with both hands and pressed my mouth into her giant cunt! She held me there as she ejaculated into my mouth. Her juices continued. She said "You liked it before, now keep swallowing! I want you to get your fill of my hot juices before I hit the road!"
After she was completely finished cumming and pissing down my throat, I got up off the soaking wet bed. She too stood up. She laughed again and said, "DAMN! You're hard again already! Did little baby like drinking Mommy's pee?"
Without waiting for an answer, she grabbed my neck and pulled me down to kiss her. She kissed me long, hard and with a lot of tongue! When she recovered, she said, "DAMN! My pee does taste good!"