It's a dark, stormy night. We've arranged to meet in a restaurant. I've arrived early, and am sitting in a corner booth with a glass of mineral water glancing through the menu. The restaurant's about half full, perhaps a dozen or so tables all with people paying no attention to anything but their food and company.
The front door swings, and immediately a cold wind rushes through the restaurant. It makes the hair on the back of my neck stand up on end.
"Hey."
Something else on the back of my neck. You gently scratch me under the ear as you take off your coat and ease onto your bench. I look at you, and wonder how it is, that even though the rest of the world can look like they've been drowned under a tidal wave, you can still look so good.
"Hi" I reply, pouring you a glass of water. "How's your day been?"
You smile knowingly at me. "Oh, you know. It's been simply 'buzzing'."
I cock my head to one side and look at you quizzically not understanding. You just take a sip of your water and grin back at me.
Just then, the waiter comes up and offers you a menu - you take it and glance through it before setting it down on the table.
"Are you OK?" I ask. "You're looking uncomfortable." It's true. You seem to be squirming - nothing too obvious - but you can't sit still for longer than a few seconds at a time. I notice that you're flushed as well, your hair - damp from the rain, hangs around your face, and you brush it out of the way.
"I'm fine" you reply, but there's a catch to your voice, as though you're not quite sure. "Shall we order?" I'm starving so I nod my head - still not sure exactly what's wrong with you.
I call the waiter over, and we order our food and a bottle of wine. We make idle chat about our day as first the starter, and then the main course arrives. We start a second bottle of wine, and while we're talking you grasp my hand on the table, and I feel it tremble slightly as you do so. You're looking more and more uncomfortable now, wriggling on your seat quite obviously, and your legs keep bumping into mine. Suddenly you stop - a look of triumph on your face, you put a finger to your lips, and motion me to put my hand underneath the tablecloth. Looking slightly bemused I comply - and move my hand discreetly under the hem. I feel around underneath the table, not too sure what I'm supposed to be doing - and suddenly I feel you pressing something into my hand. It's all I can do not to gasp out in surprise, I pull my hand back from underneath the table, and take a look at your 'gift'. Lying in my hand, soaking wet, is the pair of knickers you've just taken off. You smile at me - "surprised?!" you ask?
I laugh, - "hell yes!" I respond..."I wasn't expecting that!"
"I haven't seen you for a week - I've been so horny it's been all I can do to stop myself fingering myself at work... I've had to make do dreaming about it, and then bringing myself off at home when I get back to my dildo."