It was difficult to recognise anyone while all dressed the same, apart from Raven, of course, dressed in her black Toga. "I thought there'd be more of the people I met the other week."
"Would you recognise them if you saw them? They've all got clothes on." We both giggled at this. "Big dick Davey's here. And Jamie. You know, the guy who gave you the present."
"Oh. You know about that?"
"Yes. Of course I do."
"I'm pretty sure everyone's heard about it now," Jay chipped in.
"Your mum and dad gave us a bit of a talking to about that." I said, as we wandered through to the kitchen.
"And me. I can't help myself."
"She said that as well. They're rather open-minded."
"Yes. Help yourself to drinks."
"Hello you two." Jen had joined us.
"I'll go have a mingle," Raven said and moved away.
"Glad you could make it." Jen looked ravishing in an ankle to neck length toga that displayed the shape of her boobs nicely, her nipples prominent. A dark shadow showed where her flame pubes would be.
"She's quite sexy for her age," Jay said when she'd moved away.
"Hello young man." Paula from the ritual slurred a little. "What brings you here?"
"My fiancee." He pointed at me.
"Such a shame." She moved on without even acknowledging me.
"You've copped there." I said.
"Ha. She's already drunk. I could smell it."
Jay had poured me a nice vodka and orange, and had grabbed a beer for himself. "Remember at the court?" I guided him away from the drinks.
"Yes."
"Well, I started talking about spicing up parties. But never got to finish."
"Oh, yeah. Didn't feel like having that sort of conversation after that."
"Let's have a competition."
"How do you mean?"
"Let's see how many people we can each notch up. I don't mean fucking. I mean, you know, a bit of flirting, baiting. Count how many we can hook."
"Unfair! You'll win hands down."
"No. Dressed like this," I flicked the bottom of his toga. "It'll be a close call."
"I don't..."
"Imagine how much fun we'll have on the way home. All that sexual tension. Arousal, with no outlet."
"Okay. Go for it."
"Right. First thing, we can't do it if we're stuck together all night."
"Erm, hold on. How far are we allowed to go?"
"Well, remember the impromptu party? After the pub?"
"Yes."
"That far."
"You sucked someone off in the bathroom."
"And you were toying with Suzie's nipples."
"Not the same."
"Alright, maybe I won't go that far. Only as far as you and Suzie. If either of us get's that far, it's a score of two. One for stroking arms."
"Deal."
"Right. Fuck off then."
***
I bumped into the my first guest; Davey. "Hello, handsome." He spun around, looking terrified.
"Oh, hello."
"Nice to meet you again. With clothes on." He blushed. "Why the embarrassment."
"Hey, don't give him such a hard time." Raven interrupted.
"Hi, you," I said. I thought your mum and dad wouldn't hang around."
"Oh, they'll piss off soon enough. They like to make sure everyone know's they're in the house. We've got some dancey stuff on the the big lounge. Follow me."
"Let me get a fill up." I filled up and came back to Raven, now engaged in conversation with Davey. "Got it."
"I'll get you something better than that when the old guys have fucked off. Come on."
"Come on Davey." I grabbed him by the hand and he followed us. I have never seen such a fish out of water. We tried to get him to dance, but he was so awkward.
"Me and Jay are having a competition." I managed to speak into Raven's ear loud enough to hear over the music.
"What's the competition?"
"Shit! I've already told you too much."
"Don't tease! You've got t tell me now."
"Not pissed enough yet."
I spied Jay enter and look around. Paula strode up to him. I couldn't tell what she said, but she flipped up his toga to reveal his black briefs. Raven caught me looking and her eyes swivelled towards them as Paula slapped Jay playfully on shoulder. Go on, Jay, get your own back. He did. I was not the only one to get an eyeful of Paula pussy. Go girl, I thought. She slapped him again then pulled him for a dance. That'll be a point or two soon.
"You okay with that?" Raven asked.
"Yeah. Playful fun is all. Part of the competition."
"What? See how many togas he can lift?"
"Not exactly."
She pulled me into the hallway. "Come on, spill."
"We're going up out of your way." George's voice boomed. His toga was not as short as Jay's but I did wonder if anyone had lifted it yet.
"Goodnight girls," Jan's quieter voice said. They both wandered up the stairs.
"Right. Spill."
"Not drunk enough. You'll catch on if you observe long enough."
"Come through here." She pulled me past the under-stairs toilet to a back room, which contained a few cupboards, washing machine and dryer and stuff like that. Two lads walked in the back door, bringing with them a strong waft of cannabis. "Hey! You two! Simon and Garfunkel. No fucking pot. My mum is like a sniffer dog. If you want that, go for a walk."
"Simon and Garfunkel."
"The tall one, his name is actually Simon. The other one s Arthur of all things."
"Ah. I see."
"Right. Secret stash." She pulled out a tray of brownies from one of the cupboards. "Have one."
"What are they?"
"Chocolate brownies. I made them."
I ate a whole one. "Nice."
"Take another." I did. She stuffed one into her own mouth. "What do you think of them?"
"Not like brownies I've tasted before. Nice. Really nice with bit of an earthy taste." I finished the second one
"That'll be the Red Leb. I love you Alice B Toklas."
I caught the reference. "Shit. I can't. Hash makes be really naughty."
"Don't worry about it. Be as naughty as you like."
"No. I mean really naughty. And your mum said no drugs."
"Then you know why I cooked it into cakes. Shh."
"You'll have to give Jay a couple of them."
"Oh, yeah. There's already a couple with his name on. They've got a little secret ingredient as well."
"Ooh. What?"
"Amphets."
"Speed? Don't give Jay any then."
"Eh?" I crooked my little finger and wiggled it. "Oh, it's not that much. Only enough to counter some of the effect of the Leb. All the buzz without falling asleep."
"Okay. I'll take a chance."
"But tell no one they are there."
"My lips wer sealed."
"Well, they sure weren't up in our guest room." I giggled, giving a playful punch.
"Come with me. I'll give you a tour of our mansion."
Raven led me upstairs, all the way to the top floor. "These are all guest bedrooms."
"You have no brothers or sisters?
"No. Only spoilt brat child. It's great. Only one bathroom on this floor." She pointed to one door then let me look inside each of the four rooms, closing the doors as we exited. They were all pretty similar but smaller than the ones down stairs.
"This one's got it's own bathroom." She led me into the second of the guest rooms on the middle floor and opened the bathroom door. We left that room with its door ajar and light on.
"Play your cards right and I'll show something special about that later."
"Ooh. Can't wait." I giggled as the brownies began to take effect.
"In return for you telling me about your competition."
"Okay." I sighed. "It's this. We are competing to see how many people we can pull. No sex, but you could if you wanted to."
"Wow. That's novel. It's sort of cool. And exciting. Come, I'll show you the others."
"Don't need to show you that one since you've already shagged in there," Raven said. The heat rose in my cheeks. "And all the coats are in there. Here's mine." She opened her door to reveal a sombre room with a red lamp shade casting sinister shadows. The highly polished black paintwork, framed deep purple walls.
"Wow. That's dark."
"Exactly as I love it." On the wall next to the door hung a poster of Sid Vicious and Nancy Spungen; over her bed,Alice Cooper. "I love Alice Cooper."
"Oh, me too."
As if rehearsed we both sang "Welcome to my nightmare, I think you're gonna to like it," Followed by "Only women bleed. Only women bleed. Only women blee-eed."
We giggled like school kids again. Raven led me back out. "The end is part of the extension so it's the biggest room." We reached the door at the end and, flinging it open, Raven walked in. I took two steps inside before realising what I saw. "As you can see, much bigger than the rest."
Raven nonchalantly described the room as my eyes and Jen's locked. She smiled at me from the pillow as George's arse pumped up and down, ramming his cock into her. He turned his head to see who it was. "Hello San," he said and carried on.
"I erm. I'm sorry."
"It's like a bedsit. It's got it's own bathroom as well. Come and have a look.'
"It's okay love," Jen's voice sounded a little staccato. "Have a look, ooh. Look round."
Being kind of expected to walk through the room, past the fucking couple, to the bathroom, I did. I found the bedroom wallpaper much to be admired. Tiled in a marble effect, the bathroom walls glistened as the light bounced off flecks of silver. A floor to ceiling mirror reflected my stunned face. I'd not seen a bidet before but I guessed its purpose, stood next to the toilet pan as it was. "Jesus! Raven!" I whispered. "They're, you know."
"Sweet, isn't it?"
"What? But they're..."
"Oh, sorry. You're not used to it. Ignore them."
"I can't. Listen to them." A considerable amount of grunting and moaning came from the couple.