AUTHOR'S NOTE: "Coeds in Toyland" is a very short erotic story. Just 1,000 words, that asks the question: Can less be more?
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B-school classes. Unfinished taxes. Need anti-acids. Everything still in boxes.
"You say something, Sweetie?" Laurel looks up from her Netflix binge. Relaxed as a cat.
Not like me. "The Zantac?" I ask. Stomach in knots.
"Spare room. Carton labeled 'Bath.'"
Moved Friday. Needs paint, shelves, rugs, curtains. The works.
Spare room has no light. Use my phone.
Rap music and laughter pour in the window. Throbbing bass at 120 bpm. Explicit lyrics. "Suck my cock" and "eat your pussy" repeat every couple of bars. Can't say the realtor didn't warn us.
'University women's dorm next door. But your windows are doubled glazed. Almost soundproof.'
Sure as hell hope so. Move to close the window. Caught like a deer in headlights.
A hot girl dancing twenty-feet away. Small and tight. Naked, except a tiny yellow thong. Long dark hair. Tits bouncing. Hard nipples. Grinding like a stripper.
Violet eyes meet mine. Coy smile. A little wave.
'Hello, there!' I wave back.
Second girl. Tall and blond and willowy. Matching cream lace bra and panties. Peers at me, like she needs glasses. Good thing. I'm no Adonis. Waves and smiles.
They'll pull the shades.
But they don't. Dancing and laughing.
"You find it, Hun?" Laurel calls from downstairs.
"I sure did!" I shout back. Maybe not the anti-acid. But this works.
Stomach better already. Knots gone. Butterflies instead. Heart pounding.
The little foxes turn away. Show over?
It's not. They shake their tight asses at me.
This stuff happens to other guys. Not me. Married five years. District manager by day. MBA student at night. Wear suits. Drive a Volvo.
Topless girl squeezes her tits. Damn. My butterflies are free. Tingling down my spine.
Blonde girl rolls down her bra cups. Stops above her nips. Motions me. Take it off! Old Metallica T-shirt falls to the floor. Can I get arrested for this? Other dorm windows dark. Shades down. Probably not.
Blondie unsnaps the bra. Perfect cone-shaped tits. Milky white tans lines. Tiny pink nipples, all screwed up tight and tall. Like pencil erasers. Bra hangs from fingertips.
Screw Netflix. Laurel's gotta see this.
New song. Indie-pop. Girls arm in arm. High kicks. I know wet panties when I see them. Blondie's gusset is soaked. Little yellow thong's wet too.
And me? Cock unfurling like a flag in a hurricane. We haven't fucked since packing up the old place.
"Laurel," I shout. "I need you."
"Can it wait?"