MORE BIG BOOBS, LESS PIZZA
Part #2 of four parts.
A little reminder. Two pair of full firm boobies, so much alike yet completely different. One set round like soft balls escaping from Dollie's chest, small pale areolas slightly above center, and almost flat nipples the size of pencil erasers. The others shaped more like teepees, puffy chocolate colored areolas the size of small coffee cups, perfect full, firm, long nipples aiming skyward. Even Dave and I couldn't stop staring at both sets of them and loved having them on display.
Dave and Sandy, our newest pizza flashing friends, were curious about the main campground in the woods. After all, we were camped more in the open and alone. In this area there were two or three places far apart for RV's, under large oak trees. The river was close enough to see from inside the RV. Secluded enough that Dollie could sunbath topless or sit under a shade tree. With only electric hookups and no sewer or water connections, few others wanted to rough it. Just the way we liked it.
I'd driven through the main camp area before, then discovered our perfect river watching RV site. It had been several years since our first vacation at this public campground. In several separate areas in the woods there must have been at least fifty campsites with water, electric, and sewer hookups. Of course a picnic table and a fire pit are mandatory for those roughing it in the boonies. These are the things most campers demand for comfort.
We always chose seclusion over comfort right from our early tent camping experiences. Back then we survived with a tent, Coleman lantern, and an ice chest. Now with modern recreational vehicles we have everything we have at home.
Dollie and I rarely walked the main campground and had no idea how many other RV's were even there during this stay. We'd only see the shuttle vans now and then coming and going to the boat launch not far from our campsite. We were certain that the young shuttle drivers and the owner of the RV park had seen Dollie topless numerous times yet no one mentioned it.
With glasses of iced tea in hand, we decided we'd wander through the woods and the main campground with Sandy and Dave. Just the excuse we needed to show off those boobies again! The manager was driving the long shuttle van toward the boat launch with an empty canoe trailer behind. He stopped to say hello, possibly to stare at two sets of mostly bare boobies.
It finally dawned on me that we'd camped maybe a mile north of the bridge off and on for years, watching floaters maneuver to pass under the old faded orange iron bridge, not knowing about this treasure of pizza, beer, and boobies. I decided to ask the RV park and canoe rental owner about renting a canoe for one mile trips. With the swift current and all of the southbound traffic on the river, there was no way to paddle back upstream.
We discussed renting canoes just to go to the tavern under the bridge and return in the shuttle van. We were quoted a price we couldn't refuse. The only problem might be the wait to be picked up after we call. Remember, back then it was pay phones and land lines. Making this even more doable, the RV park manager told us if it wasn't too late and they were on a shuttle trip farther away his wife could pick us up from the tavern and he could send someone to get the canoe later.
The RV park manager said he assumed we'd known about the tavern, the tittie dare, and the probability of Dollie getting free beer over the years. He apologized then asked if those two ladies got free beer today.