Naed in Public at the Hospital

Someone recently told me that when you are in a hospital er and have an unusual case, word spreads throughout the hospital and staff from other departments come to observe. I think that's what happened and why so many people came and saw me. Here is my story.

I once I had to go to the ER when I got a travel size can of shaving cream stuck inside my rear end. It's embarrassing to tell this story because it's true. I was traveling on business. I was playing around and I accidentally pushed the can in too far and it went all the way up inside my body. I tried for an hour to get it out but couldn't reach it. I looked on the internet and figured out what to do. I read that this could be a serious medical problem and that I should go to an emergency room asap.

I walked into the er and had to tell a cute receptionist what happened. The receptionist was very pretty and kind, and she seemed excited and happy to hear what was going on with me. She took my insurance information and told me to sit in the waiting area. While I sat she kept looking my way and she smiled at me a few times. I liked her.

It was around noon and crowded and busy and I thought I would have to wait a long time, but a nurse came soon and she was speaking with the receptionist who was pointing my way. They were having an animated conversation about something and laughing quite a bit. The nurse came over with a wheelchair and asked how I was feeling. She had me sit in the wheelchair and pushed me past the receptionist (who made eye contact and smiled at me again). She took me to a big brightly lit area with curtains and examination tables.

Then I had to tell the nurse my whole story. She asked a lot of questions about what I was doing and what happened, and how often I masturbated with something sticking in my rear. She seemed genuinely curious about how I got into this predicament. She pulled the curtains closed and had me remove all my clothes and asked me to lie on an examination table. She handed me a small green paper sheet to cover myself.

A doctor and intern came and asked me to explain what happened again. The doctor looked like she was a few years older than me, around 30 years old and she was very pretty. I told her what I was doing and what happened. I said the can slipped inside me while I was masturbating and I tried to get it out unsuccessfully. It was embarrassing, but she acted completely professional.

I wanted to be honest so she knew exactly what happened. It was a medical facility so I assumed they had seen this kind of thing before. She asked if I was in any pain. The doctor examined me briefly by pushing on my abdomen and feeling for the can through my lower abs. She ordered a series of X-rays to establish the position of the can. She said that after she got the X-rays she would try remove the shaving cream can.

A hospital aide came and helped me get into a wheelchair and started pushing me to the X-ray department. I was naked except for the small green paper sheet which reminded me of the paper bibs that dentists use. The paper sheet barely covered my lap. It took fifteen minutes to get to the radiology department. Then the aide left me in a hallway with patients being brought in and out of radiology rooms. I was sitting in the wheelchair covered by my green paper sheet.

After about 30 minutes a nurse brought me into the X-ray room. It was a brightly lit room with 3 technicians and 2 nurses. They weren't concerned with my modesty. They helped me lie down on a large metal table. I was lying on my back and a radiology tech positioned me with my legs wide open, knees bent, and my arms above my head. She took the paper sheet so I didn't have anything covering me while I was in the X-ray room.

Everyone went behind a wall with a glass window while they took my X-rays and they were talking and laughing. I don't think they were laughing at me but they seemed to be having a good time. The door to the hallway was open most of the time and people kept walking into the room and chatting with the radiology staff while I was laying there in the middle of the room completely naked. I was exposed to many people.

When they finished taking X-rays, the nurse came in and asked if I was still able to sit in the wheelchair. She was looking at me and she seemed concerned. This made me nervous that the X-rays showed something terrible. She helped me stand up and helped get me back in the wheelchair. Then she handed me the paper sheet which had been torn almost into two pieces. I don't know how the sheet got torn.

She pushed me into the hall to wait for someone to come back and get me. I sat there waiting for a long time. The paper sheet was small and now torn. I wasn't sure it even covered me. Every once in a while the nurse would come out and ask if I was feeling uncomfortable. I didn't understand that. I was sitting in a busy hallway with a torn sheet of paper covering my lap. I felt nervous and kind of exposed.

Anyone who looked at me could see that I was naked except for a small sheet of torn paper. I don't know if she was asking if I was uncomfortable because I was naked or because I had a can stuck inside me. I didn't want to be a difficult patient. I told her that I was ok and thanked her for checking on me. I think she was a nice person. She reached down and adjusted my paper so it sat higher on my lap. She looked at my lap and shook her head as she walked away.

I got the idea that the paper sheet was too high on my lap and wasn't covering me. I was trying to reposition the paper so it would cover more of me when another aide came and asked if I had a can stuck inside my body. I told her it was me. She smiled and asked how I was feeling and how I got a can stuck. I explained how I lost the can inside my body. I probably explained in too much detail. She giggled and shook her head at me. She told me not to worry and she said she was sure they would get the can out of me somehow.

After that she stopped asking questions and she started pushing me back to the er department. I was trying to hold the paper sheet so it covered my private area. I didn't think it was covering me very well. I didn't have time to re-adjust it and couldn't adjust it while we were moving. It was a small piece of paper. I felt nervous about what might be showing. I could feel cool air blowing up under the sheet.

As she wheeled me down each hall people were noticing me and smiling. I felt very exposed. The lights were so bright everywhere in the hospital. In one hallway there were four women who stopped their conversation as I was being pushed toward them and one woman nodded in my direction. The other three turned and looked at me and they all laughed.

After we passed them I asked the aide if I looked ok and if I was covered by the sheet. She walked around to look at the front of me. She asked if I had torn the paper on purpose and if I wanted everyone to see me naked? I said I didn't. Well, she giggled, "it's not covering you and you've definitely been exposing yourself to everyone we've passed." I was horrified.

She said she didn't have another paper sheet and that we were almost to our destination anyway and asked me to be brave for a little while longer. She took the paper sheet from me and tore it the rest of the way then handed the two halves back to me. I have no idea why she did that. I put what she gave me back on my lap. She thought my situation was amusing and I think having fun pushing me around the hospital.

Now I had two pieces of paper that were too small to cover me. I asked her if it covered enough? She looked at me and smiled and said "not really, but don't worry, you will be ok." My penis was sticking out from under the paper. I asked if she thought we should try and find something to cover me. She told me to hang in there and started pushing me through the busy hospital corridors again.

She took a completely different route than the first aide. I'm not sure if she knew how to get back to the er department. I was lost. I didn't complain but I was a nervous wreck. I was naked except for two small pieces of paper and now my penis was definitely sticking out. We went by the cafeteria and through some busy administrative hallways. Everywhere we went people stared at me. I thought she was intentionally bringing me to the busiest parts of the hospital. But that made no sense.

She wheeled me to the front door of the hospital and left me go to ask someone for directions. I felt like she left me sitting naked in the hospital entrance. She was gone for a long time. I could feel my heart pounding and I felt sweaty and very uncomfortable.

The paper was not covering me and I wasn't even trying to cover myself anymore. It was useless. My penis and balls were on display as I sat by the main entrance. I closed my eyes and was holding onto the armrests with both hands. My private parts were visible to everyone as they walked in through the hospital entrance.

When she came back she pushed me outside through the main entrance and into the parking lot. I immediately felt a warm breeze on my penis and balls. It was a sunny day and there were many people outside enjoying the weather. The paper sheet blew away in the breeze and now I was completely naked. It seemed so strange to be naked outside in broad daylight. I sat in the wheelchair and closed my eyes as she pushed me past people who were enjoying the sunny day. Everyone stared as we went by.

I felt like I was dreaming. When the paper blew away my aide didn't try to catch it. She started laughing and talking giddily. She told me this was a short cut and she was surprised so many people were outside. She said "don't be nervous. This happens sometimes at hospitals." I don't think that was true.

She walked around to look at me from the front again and shook her head and laughed louder. I couldn't believe I was naked outside. It was humiliating and scary, and at the same time it made me feel tingly and aroused. I felt adrenaline pumping through my body. I'll never forget the way it felt to be completely naked in public.

We finally got to the er doors. She pushed me through the busy waiting area then back to where the er receptionist sat. "Do you know where he belongs?" The receptionist led us back to the big er room and back to my examination table. I had been paraded through the entire hospital and was naked in the lobby and outside.

When we finally got back to the ER my aide helped me get back on the table. When I stood up she held her hands on my abdomen and lower back and helped me get up high enough to sit. Her hands felt warm and soft on my body. She helped me lie on my back and then she pushed my knees up and spread my legs apart. The receptionist stood by and watched as two nurses came and strapped my legs into stirrups so my anus was open and I couldn't move.

The doctor came and explained that she would try to remove the shaving cream can with forceps. They put a lot lubricant in my anal opening. Then the two nurses held my arms down while the doctor stuck forceps in my anus and fished around for the shaving cream can. It didn't work. But I liked the way it felt when she stuck the forceps inside my ass.

She had more nurses and interns come and they gave me a large enema. I had to empty the liquid from the enema into a bedpan while they all watched. While everyone waited for me to empty the enema, I started leaking pre ejaculate. A nurse leaned close to my penis and pointed at the fluid dripping from my penis tip and said "look at this." Everyone was stairing at my penis.

All this time I was naked with my legs up in stirrups and my penis and anal hole showing to everyone who walked by. They left the curtains open because nurses and staff were coming and going around me. So many people had seen me naked by this time that it didn't matter anymore. It was still embarrassing but I was getting used to it.

The doctor came back in with several more nurses and interns and said she would try to remove the can digitally (meaning with her hand). But if that didn't work she said I was going to need surgery to remove the shaving cream can. She was very serious. She gave me a lecture about what toys I should use if I wanted to fantasy play like this.

She asked me why I thought this kind of play stimulated me. She asked if anal insertions hightened my sexual pleasure. I answered her honestly. She said she knew that some people get stimulated this way and I shouldn't be ashamed. I said I didn't do this type of thing often. She started describing toys and sex acts for me to try so I wouldn't wind up losing objects inside my body.

It was surreal. I was completely naked and strapped down on a table with my anus and penis completely exposed. The doctor was standing at the end of the table looking down at me and lecturing me. Her staff was in with us. The curtains were open and I could see more people moving around behind her.

I felt like I was being disciplined by a teacher. Everyone was watching her lecture me. I think she was training the staff on how to speak to patients like me. It was humiliating. I really wanted to get out of there. But I didn't complain because I wanted to be a good patient.

She was ready to start the procedure. I was lying on my back with my legs up in the stirrups. The lights in the er were extremely bright. Nurses were on either side of me holding my arms down while the doctor prepared to put her hand inside of me. She put on rubber gloves and snapped them over her wrists. The rest of the er staff was watching.

"This might feel a little uncomfortable." she said and started massaging my anus. She slipped one, then two, and then more of her fingers into my hole. She massaged my anus for a few minutes. Soon she told me to push down on her hand. "You're going to feel my hand slide inside you." I never thought that a hand could go inside someone's anus. She pushed very hard and her hand popped into my asshole.

The doctor asked if I was ok. I said I was ok and I felt full. I asked her what I could do to help her get the can out. The staff members thought that was funny. The scene was humorous I guess. Here I was naked surrounded by people with a doctor putting her hand inside me. That must have been funny to everyone but me.

I was surprised by how it felt to have the doctor's hand inside my asshole. It didn't hurt at all. It felt nice and comforting. I can't describe it. I know the doctor was just doing her job but I was happy she was doing this to me. I totally trusted and respected her and felt secure with her hand inside my hole. She could have done anything she wanted to me at that moment.

At one point she turned to her staff and told them she had her hand on the shaving cream can. She told me to push. She moved her hand around inside me. I felt very full, but it still wasn't uncomfortable. She was trying to pull the can out but it kept slipping from her hand.

Her hand was causing a strange friction and got I an erection (adding to my embarrassment). At one point she pulled her hand out and asked a nurse for more lubricant. I felt a tube being inserted in my anal opening and I heard the squishing sound of the lubricant being emptied into me. Pre-cum started dripping from my penis tip again.

There were a lot of people in the room watching now. I was embarrassed but she was in the middle of the procedure and I couldn't do anything about it. It occurred to me that I should be comfortable being naked because they were all medical professionals. I thought what was happening to me was normal for this situation. The nurse pointed at my erect penis and the precum dripping out and looked at the doctor who said "I see it. That's unusual."

The doctor pushed very hard and forced her hand back inside my asshole. Her forearm stretched the opening of my anus as she probed deeper. She got a hold of the shaving cream can again. This time she got her hand on the can and wrapped her fist around it. Slowly she pulled it out of my hole. Her fist was big and she had to pull hard to get it out. My asshole made a sucking sound when she pulled the can out. Everyone in the room was laughing and talking.

The curtains had been pulled all the way back to the wall so everyone could move around my table. I looked around and there were more people in the er now. I was surrounded by strangers. They just saw the doctor pull a shaving cream can out of my body through my anal hole. There were interns and nurses, but also the aides and other people from other parts of the hospital. I didn't understand why so many people were there. I didn't complain though.

I felt exposed and embarrassed, but grateful to my doctor. I thought it was normal for me to be naked with everyone watching her pulling a can out of my rear. I was in a teaching hospital and I was having an object removed from body. Everyone was learning how to conduct this procedure. Where else would it be normal for me to be naked in front of strangers? I had so many people around me. My heart was pounding and my head was buzzing. I still had an erection.

There's another thing that happened and I wasn't going to tell this part. But I feel like it is relevant and shows how embarrassing this experience was. I don't know why this happened. When the doctor pushed her hand in the second time, I had an involuntary ejaculation.

With her reaching inside me, trying to grab the shaving cream can, my muscles clamped down on her hand, my hips pushed forward, and my penis spasmed up and down. I ejaculated and squirted sperm on my stomach. My anal muscles were contracting on her arm. I was involuntarily thrusting my hips in the air until the ejaculation finished. After a minute she looked at me and asked if I was done. Everyone was covering their mouths and trying not to laugh.

I looked up at the nurses who were holding my arms. They were smiling and looked away when they saw me looking up at them. I apologized and said I don't know what happened. The doctor was also smiling and shaking her head, trying not to laugh. She looked at me and asked again if I was finished. I said I thought I was finished. I've never been so embarrassed in my life. She looked around the room, grinning and making eye contact with many of the people who were observing.

So many people had just watched me have an orgasm and my penis was exposed the whole time. Everyone saw my sperm squirting out and they all knew what happened. Not to mention that I was squirming around, riding the doctor's arm and thrusting my hips like I was making love to the air. I must have looked ridiculous.

I didn't mean to do it. I felt like I had made a mistake by having a public orgasm. But I hadn't masturbated. I just ejaculated in front of them. I shared a personal, intimate experience with everyone in the room and now they knew everything about me. I was wondering what all those people were thinking and what they would be saying about me later.

When the procedure was done I had to lie there under observation bathed in the bright hospital lights. I was still strapped in stirrups with my legs up. The doctor said they would continue to monitor me for a while longer. She said her staff would be checking on my condition and they would let her know how I was doing. She told the nurses not to cover me. They didn't close the curtains so anyone who was in the er area could look at me.

My hands were not restrained and I was able reach down and feel how wide open my hole was. Nurses and staff began coming in to check on me. I was glad to talk to them and they assured me not to feel embarrassed about anything. They smiled at me and said it was common for that to happen during this procedure, but I'm not sure if it was true. They were talking about my ejaculation. Everyone who came in already knew why I was there and what happened during the procedure. I was humiliated but it was ok.