Goddamn-it, I got the cart that pulls to the left, I always end up with the defective cart; the loose wobbly wheel, the one that pulls to one side or the other or the always classic, the one that has lost the grounding wire so every time you touch it you get the bite of built up static charge nipping at your fingers. Are carts hard to maintain? perhaps it wasn't bad luck, maybe there was just an abnormally high amount of broken shopping carts in this store... I pondered these thoughts as I navigated the narrow aisles of the grocery store, what was i going to make for dinner? I didn't have the slightest clue, I didn't really even need groceries, I had come to the store to distract my mind, with my anxieties at an all time high; mid terms were in two days and I was so unprepared, the guy I'd been seeing had totally flaked out on me and I hadn't heard from him in 3 days, what the fuck was that all about? My insurance renewal forms had come in the mail, it was just really shaping up to be the week from hell...
Oblivious to the world around me I let my eyes creep across the endless row of labels, recoiling in disgust once SPAM came into my line of sight, who eats this crap? Isn't it illegal? I try my best to avoid proteins that come in a can, it just seems unnatural. The thought of protein in a can made a lil cartoon of cock in a can dance across the synapses of my mind, which filtered through the photographic region of my brain settling on something I had seen once, a legit product called spotted dick... its apparently some kinda bread pudding or something, no matter what it actually was I had learned in health class to never eat dick that was spotted and that lil tid bit had never steered me wrong, grinning at my own random thoughts I continued to the frozen food isle, rounding the end display of Doritos pondering the thought of grabbing a bag just so there was something in the cart.
Staring into the fogging glass at the plethora of frozen entrees becoming even less hungry than before, I glanced two doors down to the driver of the cart currently intruding on the personal space of my handicapped cart. He was cute, trimmed up dark hair, a crisp neck line enhancing the strength in his neck, taught tendons drawing your eye down to a well toned body wrapped in the thin cotton of his shirt, I let my eyes fumble down his body, my hand still holding the handle of the frozen food case, as I trail my eyes back up the vast landscape of his body absorbing the fine outline of his creamy looking lips, strong cheekbones enhancing gorgeous green eyes that were staring right at me, caught in the act of ogling! I just grin at him, "so do you like the chicken or beef pot pies better? I'm really on the fence" politely accepting my attempt at saving grace he nods toward the chicken "those are the ones my wife prefers." In my head I'm laughing to myself, Touche' well played sir, grabbing a chicken pot pie and tossing it into the cart, "I'll take her word for it, she apparently has good taste"...brushing past him breathing in his clean masculine sent.
As I meandered the next couple isles still unimpressed by the food selection I noticed him turn back down my isle, a grin spilling across my lips as a torrent of questions washed across my mind, I wonder what hes like in bed? I bet he likes it rough, or maybe hes one of those that takes it too serious and gets all needy half way through, god but hes hot even if he started crying I still fuck him stupid. As he approached I flicked my glance up at him as I let my retarded empty cart veer into his, "oh damn I'm sorry, shall we exchange insurance? I mean and probably phone numbers too just in case there is an issue in the processing" He smirked at my little attempt, and as with the rest of him his smile was stunning, sending a gnawing hunger through me, but not for food. My confidence already three steps ahead of me as I listened to my own words escape my lips, "so I don't really do this but I hate missed opportunities and i know if I don't ask I'll get in the car in a few minutes and replay the scenario a million times in my head bu... k what I'm try to say is, how do you feel about promiscuous sex? and would you be interested in trading in these carts for say, the backseat of your car?"