Author's note - the following is the first of a three part series. The second part "Poster boy - fun at the movies" (will be under 'erotic couplings' section) continues the exploits of Ann and Ken, and "Poster boy - 2 sides to every hole" finishes the series.
My friend Ann asked me to write this for her. Ann and Ken are based on real people but the situation is fictitious. I hope you will give all three parts a try.
Thank you and enjoy! :)
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Ann chapter 1
"Come on Ann, today's the last day and you don't have any points! We promised each other that we would pledge 'Alpha Sigma Sigma' together! Lisa's covered her points, and I have mine. Today's the deadline! You have to send your pictures in by 8:00 pm!" Barb pleads.
Crap! It's too early in the morning to deal with this shit, and we have five minutes to get to our first class of the day. "I know, I know! I'm trying! It's not easy! I'm not sure what I can do!" I bark, annoyed that they keep hounding me about this.
It's very frustrating because I really don't want to let the girls down, but I'm running out of time and I'm at a loss as to how to get the points I need. Why do sororities have to give us these stupid challenges in order to pledge anyway! We had a number of different tasks to complete over this past week and I had no problem with the other requirements.
It's just this last test; to take and send in pictures of guy's butts and penises that has me stumped. Barb had it easy. She has a boyfriend and he texts her pictures of his hard-on all the time. Boom! 100 points and she was done.
Lisa's friend, Tina, helped her out so she kind of cheated, actually. Tina lives at home and has three brothers, all sharing one bathroom, so she sees them naked all the time. She had no problem sneakily using Lisa's phone to snap two butt shots (25 points each) and one penis shot (50 points) for her 100 points.
I, on the other hand don't have a boyfriend; have four sisters, and don't have a friend that can do it for me, so I'm stuck.
"That's okay, I have a plan!" Barb says with pride. "You're so freaking lucky to have me as a friend!" she laughs. "Remember that party at the end of the last semester when Tony got drunk and some guy bet him he couldn't punch through his dorm room wall? Well, I'm over at Tony's place all the time and I know they haven't repaired that hole yet. Typical men, they don't care. They just stuck a poster over it and called it done. So if you were to poke a hole in his roommates poster you could spy into his bedroom!"
"Wait, you want me to spy on your boyfriend's roommate?" I say with surprised disbelief.
"Do you have a better idea?" Lisa chimes in.
I've racked my brain for days now and couldn't come up with anything. "No, I guess I don't," I say defeated. "But how would I get in there; what about Tony? I can't just randomly wait around to see his roommate naked!"
"I have it all figured out!" Barb says, very happy with herself. "Today at 11:30 I'm going over to Tony's dorm room so we can have sex while his roommate is in class. Tony has class at 1:00 so he'll leave the apartment around 12:50. When we're done I'll take my time getting dressed and stay behind.
"Ann, make sure you are waiting down the hall, and after he leaves I'll let you in. Tony's roommate usually comes back a little after 1 from his PE class and takes a shower. All you have to do is spy on him through a hole in the poster and wait for him to undress, then take a picture and leave. It couldn't be easier!
"Hopefully you get a 50 point penis shot, then we'll figure out something else for the other 50 points. There's gotta be a couple of guys that we can convince to moon us, or something. Anyway we'll deal with that later."
Barb's always optimistic. It's one of her strongest points, and it can be very contagious. She makes it sound so easy and totally feasible.
"Oh my God, I can't believe I'm going to do this," I say full of doubt but resigned to the fact that I have to try.
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I wait anxiously in the hall just down from Tony's dorm room, and just as Barb said, around ten to one Tony steps out and hurries off to class. A few seconds later Barb sticks her head out looking for me and we hustle through the apartment door nervously giggling.
All the rooms in this dormitory look the same so I know the simple layout already. The door of the apartment opens on to the kitchen/dining/living room combination. On the far side of the room, just off the kitchen area are two doors side by side that lead to the two bedrooms. A short hallway is formed by that wall and the end of the kitchen, which leads to the bathroom.
The only real question is which one is Tony's room. Barb takes the lead and escorts me through the door on the right. The bed is a mess and the scent of sex still hangs in the stagnate air. Barb has already removed a beautiful poster of some sun drenched lush rolling hills with the word "Tuscany" emblazoned atop, and placed it on the disheveled heap of bedding.
The hole on this side of the damaged wall is much larger than I expected, and I can easily place my whole face in it. I don't have far to go because the smaller fist sized hole on the opposing side, is only three inches away.
"Okay we have to hurry, he's going to be here any minute! I already made a hole in the other poster..." Barb says pointing to a pencil width size hole in the piece of paper hanging on the roommates side of the wall. "but you can't see as much of his room as I was hoping."
I put my eye up to the spy hole and peak in. All I can see is most of his dresser and about two thirds of his neatly made bed. Unless he stands naked in front of his dresser, or lays naked on his bed, I won't be able to get the shot I need.
"Barb I can barely see anything!"
"Sorry! I can't make the hole any bigger or he'll see it! Hopefully he'll strip off his clothes and walk naked over to the dresser to get some clean clothes or underwear, then you can get the shot you need!" Barb's desperate optimism is getting old.
"I don't know, that seems like a stretch." A horrifying thought suddenly dawns on me, "Wait...how the hell do I get out of here without him seeing me!"
Barb stares at me blankly for a second and I realize she didn't think this far ahead. "Well, I guess you take the picture, put the poster back on the wall (
DO NOT
forget to do that!), and listen for him to go take shower, and leave."
"Yeah but what if he
doesn't shower
?" I say, a little panicked. "Then I could be stuck in here until Tony gets back!"
I can clearly see Barb's mind scrambling for ideas to put me at ease. "Well you'll just have to sneak out before he's fully dressed; while he's still in his room, I guess. I don't know, you'll have to figure it out!"