I guess I can't really deny that I was feeling down when Kate came over to see me that Friday afternoon – but that doesn't mean that what followed was in any way my fault.
"Come on, Wendy, let's go grab a wine or three and see if that cheers you up."
"I appreciate your concerns, Kate, but I don't think a couple of glasses of Chablis are going to make me feel any better."
Kate is not the sort of woman to give up easily. "Nonsense. It's exactly what you need. Although looking at your face I reckon it will probably be more like two bottles."
"And that is another good reason why I shouldn't go – you always get silly after few glasses."
"And your point? Silly will cheer you up."
My only mistake all evening was when I hesitated before trying to resist further, "Well, I'm still not-"
"That settles it." Kate said, "Go get something nice on and slap on some slap."
I did try another couple of protests but to be fair to my friend, I could already feel my resistance wavering. Within five minutes she was sitting on the edge of my bed while I showered, and she had selected her idea of 'something nice' from my wardrobe by the time I switched off the hot water and come through to find her.
"You have got to be joking," I said, eyeing the short, pleated electric blue skirt that she'd laid next to the silky white blouson that was only slightly less transparent than my kitchen window.
"No jokes. This skirt really suits those lovely legs of yours, and that top is perfect for someone with your shape."
"Maybe when I was eighteen, but-"
"But nothing. You're not thirty yet and let's face it, Wends, you can still turn heads in a monastery."
"Kate! You know full damned well that you're the cutie out of us two!" I was protesting but trying hard not feel properly complimented – Kate is gorgeous, but I'm not so far behind her I suppose. One thing I certainly am not close to her in, is choice of clothing – or rather, lack thereof. "If, and that's still an 'if', I go out in those things, you're going to have to let me choose what goes underneath since it will only take one breath of breeze to put it all on show."
"You're going to put something on underneath them?" Kate's grin was not entirely showing off the fact that she was joking.
"Funny girl."
"Well, okay, undies are your call, but at least make sure they're not too grannified."
I finished towelling the ends of my deliberately ratty red hair, "Grannified?"
"As in what your granny would wear.
I gave a soft chuckle, "Just as long as you don't want me to put on the sort of stuff that my kid sister risks slutting about in."
"Oh, you mean the one with the backbone in your family?"
"Looking like she's selling herself doesn't need courage."
"She doesn't sell anything, Wends, but at least she celebrates the fact that she's cute." Kate read the first signs of anger that were beginning to burn in me, and she wisely changed the topic, "But enough of the rest of them, tonight belongs to thee and me, and we'll just dress nice and have some quiet fun."
I raised an eyebrow.
"Really!" Kate protested.
I started to rummage through my knickers drawer, "I believe you. Mainly because I'll make sure that's what we have. But given that you've just hurried over to see me still in your work clothes, what are you going to do for 'dressing nice'?"
Kate grinned and flipped back the duvet to reveal one of my slinkier little black numbers. "I thought under the circumstances...?"
We called a cab to get to the wine bar, Kate in my short black dress, and me in the skirt and blouse combo with matching (for once) white bra and panties that were not – despite Kate's begging – in any way see-through, even if the cuts were quite daring.
It was while we were working our way slowly through our second glasses when Kate gave a snort of laughter.
"What's up?" I smiled.
"I think that we've been eyed up by every single guy in here. What are the odds of being somewhere like this and none of the guys being gay?"
"Maybe they all are and we're looking like trannies?"
Kate gave another snort, "Someone's feeling happier. But seriously, don't you find it nice to draw some attention occasionally?"
I wrinkled my nose, "Not normally, but I guess once in a while is okay."
"Like tonight?
"I guess I might be in need of a little casual complimentary ogles."
Kate nodded, "I thought you were being unusually relaxed for once."
"Before you say it – or imply it, if you haven't already – I'm not uptight."
"Which is why you normally run a mile anytime a guy makes it obvious when he's checking you out?"
"I do not!" I paused in the face of Kate's raised eyebrow, "Well if I do, then it's because I'm just naturally reticent."
"Reticent? That's just a very fancy word for chicken."
"I am not a chicken!" With those five words, I was doomed.
"Wends, you won't even go into some places because the thought of lots of male hormones flowing around scares you even when all that testosterone is not being directed towards you."
"I have no idea what you mean!" Which was, at least, true.
"Like when you wouldn't stop off in that River Catch Club, for instance."
"It's a strip club!"
"It's a pole dancing club, but the point is that you weren't going to be there to go up on one of the stages. It was just for a laugh at the sad business-type guys dribbling over the girls."
I tried half a dozen times to come up with a decent reason for dodging the trip a couple of weeks before, but ended up with a rather lame, "Well I don't agree with those sort of places."
"You've never even set foot in one, so don't give me that. How on earth do you know whether you like things or not if you don't try them?"
Somewhere in the distance someone was probably yelling 'check-mate' as my natural reticence was overcome by a mixture of wine and indignance. "Well, Kate, if I'm so chicken, how come I'm just about to suggest we go there right after this wine?"
Kate did the raised eyebrow thing again, "Seriously?"
"Well, maybe I was being a bit hasty, but-"
"No, no. Not hasty at all. Three weeks late, in fact. Or possibly close on thirty years late. I'll call the cab company again."
Sounds silly, doesn't it? But it's true; I'd never been into one of those places before that night. To be totally honest I really wasn't sure what to expect, but my first impressions were considerably better than I had expected. For a start it was well decorated rather than seedy as I'd expected, and it was light and airy rather than dim and smoky (and yes, I know the smoking ban had been in force for years, but old imaginations are the slowest to change). More to the point, maybe, was the fact that there was no air of sad desperation among the twenty or so guys who were in there drinking. Most appeared to be wearing business suits, true, but they were chatting happily in small groups rather than my mental imaginings which centred on lone, sad, grubby older men who would be casting furtive glances around the place.
Perhaps the most unusual thing – to my imagination, at least – was that, while Kate and I were given rather approving once-over looks from some of the guys, they didn't seem to find our presence odd or an invitation for ribald comments or worse.
There was also, at that particular point in time, no girls currently dancing in less than full bikinis. Lots of flesh on show, to be sure, but nothing even I hadn't shown off at the beach before. They even seemed to be genuinely enjoying their dancing and acrobatics around the poles that rose from the centre of the two small stages which were currently occupied.
I breathed a sigh of relief and turned to Kate, to find her grinning at me. "Not quite the nasty pit you imagined, right?"
I gave a resigned smile, "I guess not."
"Good. I'll get the wines in and we can settle back and watch when the main shows start."
"Main shows?"
"Quit with the worried tones already. I just mean when a couple of the girls get a little more naked. It's fun watching the reactions of some of the guys, is all."
"All? You mean they-"
Kate laughed, "Stop it! It's a pole dancing club and that much of your imaginings is right. It's all pretty innocent really."
"Getting your kit off for a bunch of guys doesn't sound that innocent to me!"
"There's no touching or anything. It's great to see how some of the guys react, though. Can even be a bit stimulating."
I ignored Kate's chuckle, "Yeah right!"
"Well you haven't experienced it yet so don't be so quick to pre-judge. Now here's your wine and let's find a good observatio0n post."