You've probably seen the bumper stickers that says "A bad day skiing beats the best day working". I don't know many skiers who subscribe to this philosophy, and I would keep well clear of those that do. Picture yourself on a steep, icy slope, late in the day when your legs are like jelly and your body aches, when the weather has turned and a bitter wind cuts through the inadequate clothing you picked out in the morning, when the clouds have descended and visibility is down to twenty feet, which would not be so bad if your sunglasses were not smeared with snow and ice. The only thing that comes readily to mind to compare with this experience would be a root canal without anesthetic, and I'm not sure which would be worse.
However, a good day skiing beats everything else I can think of - including sex. That day at Val d'Isere was not just a good day, it was the best. The snow was fresh and light, the air was cold and crisp but the sun shining out of the deep blue sky kept me warm all day. The views from the cornice were spectacular, and I could have just sat there for hours looking at the rugged beauty of the surrounding snow-covered mountains were it not for the fact that every minute spent taking in the view was one minute less skiing. We hit the slopes at 9am that morning - quite an early start for us - and hardly stopped until 4:30pm when the lifts closed. There were almost no lift lines to slow us down, and I think I skied more vertical feet that day than I ever had previously, or have since. Every skier can remember those near-perfect days when everything is right with the world and the skiing is magnificent. This was one such day.
By the time we skied off the bottom of the mountain, my legs felt like rubber, and all I could think about was getting out of my boots, getting back to the condo, sinking into a hot tub, and getting laid, in that order. There is something about skiing that makes me horny. Michael, my husband, had other plans. He wanted to try out an open-air heated pool he had been told about, that was very popular with the locals. Its gimmick was that the surface was covered with thousands of ping-pong balls, to keep in the heat I guess. One warm body of water was as good as any other, so I agreed, even though it meant an extra ten minutes drive and we would be wearing swimming suits, which can't compete with going au naturel.
Dusk was falling by the time we got to the pool, and I had to agree that it was quite a sight. There was no above-surface lighting, but the carpet of white balls was brilliantly lit from below. The pool was certainly popular. Swimming in it was quite weird - the balls tended to bunch up around you as you pushed them aside, and to roll against you and on top of you. It took some getting used to. Because the balls formed a translucent layer on the surface, and there was no lighting above, it was some time before I noticed that many of the girls were swimming topless. Michael must have noticed at about the same time, because he came up to me and pulled at the knot at the back of my neck. I saw no reason to object since this was France, after all, and I could maintain my modesty very easily if I wanted by keeping beneath the ping-pong balls. The two triangles of material released my boobs, and I untied the back string to remove the top altogether. Actually, it felt much nicer without my top. The water was at just the right temperature; not as hot as a Jacuzzi, but warm enough to stay in indefinitely.