You've probably seen the bumper stickers that says "A bad day skiing beats the best day working". I don't know many skiers who subscribe to this philosophy, and I would keep well clear of those that do. Picture yourself on a steep, icy slope, late in the day when your legs are like jelly and your body aches, when the weather has turned and a bitter wind cuts through the inadequate clothing you picked out in the morning, when the clouds have descended and visibility is down to twenty feet, which would not be so bad if your sunglasses were not smeared with snow and ice. The only thing that comes readily to mind to compare with this experience would be a root canal without anesthetic, and I'm not sure which would be worse.
However, a good day skiing beats everything else I can think of - including sex. That day at Val d'Isere was not just a good day, it was the best. The snow was fresh and light, the air was cold and crisp but the sun shining out of the deep blue sky kept me warm all day. The views from the cornice were spectacular, and I could have just sat there for hours looking at the rugged beauty of the surrounding snow-covered mountains were it not for the fact that every minute spent taking in the view was one minute less skiing. We hit the slopes at 9am that morning - quite an early start for us - and hardly stopped until 4:30pm when the lifts closed. There were almost no lift lines to slow us down, and I think I skied more vertical feet that day than I ever had previously, or have since. Every skier can remember those near-perfect days when everything is right with the world and the skiing is magnificent. This was one such day.
By the time we skied off the bottom of the mountain, my legs felt like rubber, and all I could think about was getting out of my boots, getting back to the condo, sinking into a hot tub, and getting laid, in that order. There is something about skiing that makes me horny. Michael, my husband, had other plans. He wanted to try out an open-air heated pool he had been told about, that was very popular with the locals. Its gimmick was that the surface was covered with thousands of ping-pong balls, to keep in the heat I guess. One warm body of water was as good as any other, so I agreed, even though it meant an extra ten minutes drive and we would be wearing swimming suits, which can't compete with going au naturel.
Dusk was falling by the time we got to the pool, and I had to agree that it was quite a sight. There was no above-surface lighting, but the carpet of white balls was brilliantly lit from below. The pool was certainly popular. Swimming in it was quite weird - the balls tended to bunch up around you as you pushed them aside, and to roll against you and on top of you. It took some getting used to. Because the balls formed a translucent layer on the surface, and there was no lighting above, it was some time before I noticed that many of the girls were swimming topless. Michael must have noticed at about the same time, because he came up to me and pulled at the knot at the back of my neck. I saw no reason to object since this was France, after all, and I could maintain my modesty very easily if I wanted by keeping beneath the ping-pong balls. The two triangles of material released my boobs, and I untied the back string to remove the top altogether. Actually, it felt much nicer without my top. The water was at just the right temperature; not as hot as a Jacuzzi, but warm enough to stay in indefinitely.
From the moment we had entered the pool I had been conscious of the amount of body contact with other swimmers. At first I had thought that the French were simply less careful about maintaining a reasonable 'personal space' around them and that the contact was simply incidental. With my top off, I came to realize that the bumping and touching was not random and unintentional, but rather that the anonymity provided by the layer of ping-pong balls encouraged everyone to engage in subtle (and sometimes, not so subtle) groping and jostling. I mentioned this to Michael and he admitted that he had been groped a few times also. I should have been outraged, but instead we were both highly amused. It was all quite harmless and, in fact, rather titillating. I tried to identify the owners of the hands that brushed past and touched my butt, breasts or thighs, but I found it impossible. Apart from the low lighting, the nearby swimmers all seemed completely innocent and uninterested in me. It seemed to be a part of the game to act as if nothing was going on below the surface. I think Michael was getting into the swing of things, for when he floated off away from me it always seemed to be in the direction of groups of girls. For my part, I was not inclining to grab for any passing crotch, but I will admit that I deliberately favored those parts of the pool with the highest concentrations of males.
It was while I was doing the circuit in search of the best looking guys that I saw the 'audience'. I say audience, but to this day I'm not sure just what I saw. The pool had a black bottom and sides, which could be seen fleetingly as the balls were pushed to one side. As I neared the deep end, swimming slowly, the balls parted and I thought I saw a flash of bright colors, and a crowd of faces looking up at me. I was so startled, I froze in mid stroke. I parted the balls again and peered around. The bright light reflecting off my body and the ping-pong balls caused my pupils to contract, making it very difficult to see any detail in the blackness of the pool floor. Try as I might, I could not find those faces or anything that might have explained what I had seen. I kept telling myself that it was a trick of the light, but the image in my memory was so vivid and detailed it seemed hard to dismiss. As well as I could judge, the faces would have been behind a window set in the wall at the deep end. Was this possible? The bar next-door was called the Ping-Pong Bar. What if it had a window that looked into the pool, for the entertainment of its patrons? With all the hanky-panky going on, it would certainly have been an attraction. This was a fascinating notion, but the reality was that the window was not there - at least none that I could see.