And then there was the time my girlfriend brought herself off in front of me, right there, early one evening in a crowded bar. I'm still not sure to this day if anyone saw her...
It happened during one of those drunken, horny moments, and we were sat just inside the entrance of a dim-lit snug, dominated by a big traditional fireplace - and sharing our low table with a group of four blow-ins sat along one of its sides. Pretty much all of them were facing the same way, mostly looking into the flames, while letting its heat melt the post-winter blues from their bones and minds. Across from us and further to the left at the table's far corner, another couple were in fairly ernest conversation about the mixed-match selection of books lining the three shelves along the angled wall behind them. And to our right, around the other shin-high table, eight or so others in a loose crowd were getting to know each other - as generally happened in that part of the bar.
Finally to our far left in the deeper gloom of a recessed section with it's own small table, another couple sat quietly within their own camraderie, absorbed in their pint and a half, with a gap of bundled jackets between us and them. Beyond the three-quarters height wooden partition, a slow flow of early evening folks came in or stepped back out onto the noisy bustle of the street directly outside.
The music was already loud, or that may have been the drink once more playing its tricks - which is why I can't really say how it had all started - although we weren't really that drunk, just very merry, and very, very horny.
We'd only been together two months, and she already knew I had a thing for seeing a woman masturbate - and had subsequently already delighted me a few times with solo-shows of her own sensual _expression. Vibrators and other toys hadn't entered the picture by then, and I suppose the conversation must have angled in along that tack somehow - y'know, washing-machine spin cycles, and mobile phones on vibrate - all that kind of stuff. I mentioned that my Motorola gave an extremely heavy vibration, and she looked at me in that slow way that includes a delicious raising of both eyebrows, full of clear communication - and that was when conversation segued into action.
Taking my phone from me and studying its compact bulk for a few seconds, while it lay there in her outstretched palm - admiring the form-functional smooth sloping curve of its leading edge, she deftly keyed my number on her own phone, and looked at mine expectantly. I always keep it on vibrate, as I hate the noise those things invariably make. Her eyebrows shot up a notch further, when it picked up her call and fairly danced out of her hand.