"This is Celeste. How can I turn you on?"
So began my first experience with phone sex. I had been without real sexual contact for some time, and masturbating to porn was getting old. I thought I'd give something different a try.
"Hi, I'm Jim. I've never done this before. Help me out."
"Jim, I like your voice. I'm getting wet just listening to you, especially as you are a phone sex virgin. I love to deflower men on the phone. May I deflower you?"
"You are the voice of experience. Do and say whatever you usually do and say to make me hard and get me off."
"Well, aren't we blunt. OK, let's start. First, I am sitting in an upholstered chair, naked , my legs draped over the sides, my pussy spread and eager, my nipples erect. As we talk, I will be fingering myself. I don't play games with this. If our conversation turns me on, I will have a real orgasm, and you will know it. No faking at my end, ever."
"So," she continued, "please tell me exactly what you are wearing, from head to toe."
"I've got on a green button down long sleeve shirt, cargo shorts with belt, boxer briefs underneath, sweat socks, and sneakers."
"OK, first lose the socks and sneakers. I have a foot fetish, and I want to hear about yours."
I removed my socks and shoes. "My feet are smooth and clean, my second toe is larger than my big toe, I am quite ticklish on the soles of my feet, and I love a foot massage more than any other part of my body."
"Except your dick, of course. I'm picturing your feet. They sound yummy. I wish I was there to tickle your soles. And I would lick and nibble your toes, one at a time, as in "this little piggy went to market..." As it is I can only tickle your soul, from a distance. But a girl can dream can't she?"
"Now, stand up and slowly unbuckle your belt, whip it off your shorts, and throw it across the room."
I did as I was told. "Done", I said.
"Good. Are your shorts loose, or do they still fit snugly?"
"Pretty loose. I've lost some weight in the last month from lack of sex"
"HAHA. That's funny. We'll see what we can do about that."
"Now, unbutton your shorts, pull the zipper down slowly and let them drop to the floor. Put the phone by your zipper so I can hear it. Then kick the shorts away."