Her name is Penny. And she's a real, live, true-blue, honest-to-goodness nymphomaniac.
No shit, fellas. I swear to God. And if you don't believe me, I'll gve you the names and phone numbers of about a dozen and a half other guys who'll back me up.
And I'm not talking about no DOG here either, fellas. Because she's not at all fat, or ugly, or repulsive. In fact, she's actually a pretty damn good-looking woman. With a pretty face. And pale blue bedroom eyes. And long, silky red hair. And a way above-average body. And two of the biggest, firmest, most luscious fucking tits you've ever seen. And best of all, she's a world-class cocksucker!
The only "problem" is that when you "date" a woman like Penny, you have to remember that even though she's hotter, and sexier, and wilder, and crazier, and more willing than ANY woman you've EVER met, she's not "your girl". She's everybody's girl!
And you have to realize that you're just "borrowing" her for awhile when she's with you. Just like some other guy borrowed her the night before. And some other guy will borrow her the next night. Not that she's a WHORE -- at least not in the strict sense of the word. Because she doesn't charge for her company. And she doesn't work for a service or a pimp.
But she IS a fucking NYMPHOMANIAC! And she just LOVES SEX! And she loves it AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE! WHENEVER and WHEREVER possible! And she usually does it with whatever man is nearby when she gets the urge. I guess you could say that she's an "AMATEUR" hooker.
The point is that you can't "fall" for her. And you can't start "having feelings" for her. And you can't be possesive. Or jealous. Or ANYTHING like that. You have to accept her for what she is.And thank your lucky stars that YOU were the closest guy to her THIS TIME. And don't even THINK about anything beyond that. Just smile, keep your mouth shut, and ENJOY THE FUCKING RIDE. And don't complain if she invites other guys (or other women) to join in the fun.
Like the night I was sitting at the bar in my almost-empty neighborhood tavern, and Penny came in, and sat her pretty ass down on the stool on my right.
JOHN: Hiya, Penny. How are you doing tonight?
PENNY: Not bad now that I'm sitting here next to you, Johnny. How about you?
JOHN: Hell. I guess I'm better now that you're sitting there next to me too.
PENNY: Great. So maybe it'll be a lucky night for BOTH of us, huh?
JOHN: Maybe so. I guess that depends on what we're looking for.
She gave me a little smile at that point, and slid her left hand down between my legs, and started rubbing and squeezing my dick through my pants.
PENNY: Well I'm horny, Johnny. And I'm looking for something like THAT!
JOHN: That's fucking amazing!
PENNY: Yeah? Why?
JOHN: Because I'M HORNY TOO! And I was JUST thinking how nice it would be if a good-
looking chick like you came in and started playing with my dick!
PENNY: What a COINCIDENCE!
JOHN: Yeah. Who'd a thunk it.
PENNY: It's really dead in here tonight, isn't it? Who's working the bar?
JOHN: Bill. He's doing something in the back room. I guess we've got the place to ourselves.
PENNY: Ooohhh! That's exciting.
JOHN: Why's that?
PENNY: Because we could DO IT right HERE! Doesn't that excite you?
JOHN: Not as much as what you're doing with your fucking hand, but yeah, I guess it DOES
excite me. But what if Bill comes out?
PENNY: All the better! He can JOIN US!
JOHN: Okay. What about if someone comes in?
PENNY: Then THEY can join us TOO! Is that too wild and risky for you?
JOHN: Fuck no! In fact, I think we ought to GET ON WITH IT!
PENNY: Allright!
JOHN: And I think YOU should start by unbuttoning your blouse -- and pushing up your bra --
so I can see your tits.
PENNY: Ooohhh! Good idea! You always did like my breasts, didn't you?
JOHN: Absolutely. What's not to like? You've got great boobs.
PENNY: Okay....there ya go.
JOHN: Shit, baby.
PENNY: This is SUCH a turn on!
JOHN: I can TELL, baby!
