Let me set the scene for you... We've been invited to a house party. I'm not sure exactly who has invited us, or where we are. How we arrived here, I can't recall - my memory is hazy, and clouded by cheap wine and cliched mood music. We don't recognise any of the guests but realise immediately how little we have in common with John and Jane Doe.
We entertain ourselves by injecting a little innuendo into conversation, to the embarrassment of the suits and skirts. You take great delight in each wandering glance when you theatrically bend over to place your glass on the coffee table, revealing a little more ass than is deemed polite.
You recline back into the sofa and place your legs across my knee. I casually stroke your thigh and whisper something suggestive into your ear - you squeeze my hand and smile in approval. We know that our overt touching and teasing is attracting attention but in this dreamlike state, there are no consequences.
I notice an older lady, standing across the room, sipping at her G&T. She pretends to engage in conversation but her gaze is elsewhere. I very deliberately move my hand up your thigh; her eyes follow the path I'm tracing, lifting your blue cotton dress to reveal your smooth, naked pussy. We lock eyes and in that moment of realisation she drops her glass and excuses herself to our amusement.
As guests make their excuses and fade away, so does any memory of who they were, their inane talking points, or where they will be holidaying this year. All that remain are those few couples who have accepted a room for the night.
We make our final play of the evening with a cute but slightly awkward husband and wife couple that we've been baiting all night. We hijack a debate they are having with two gay male friends. They detect our intentions and defer to our topic of conversation. The husband looks flustered as we joke about taking the party upstairs. He is clearly eager to engage - the bulge in his pants and flushed face is evidence enough. "You look a little uncomfortable there, can I give you a helping hand with anything?" I ask coyly. I share knowing looks with the gay couple as he studies my face for a "tell". His wife is otherwise captivated, she melts when you playfully touch her waist and giggles as you indiscreetly show her the panties in your handbag.