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My name is Tony and I have a small outside catering business in Brighton. The business was hard work and I was struggling to keep it going. Until recently that is. I am 26, six ft tall, well built (thanks to my swimming, I am in the local team) and have been told that I am more than adequately endowed by my past lovers.
One Friday I got a call from a woman called Jill to see if I could do the food for a hen night, it had been called at very short notice and was for tomorrow night at 8pm. She said that I would get a good price for a buffet for six people and ten bottles of wine. It wouldn't be great money but it would be £200 profit and couldn't turn it down. As soon as the phone was down I got to work preparing the buffet. I used a lot of frozen stuff and would just say I had to cut corners because of the time if they complained.
I arrived at Jill's house about three that afternoon and was shown to the kitchen. It was a big modern house and the kitchen had all the mod-cons so I was able to get on without any problems. At about seven Jill asked if I could stay on until the party was underway just to make sure that everything was o.k. She offered me an extra £50 so I agreed; and besides, I didn't have a date for that night.
I heard the guests arriving and the usual sort of high pitched chatter and laughter you would expect for a bunch of girls in their mid thirties. The huge lounge was set up with tables for my buffet at one end with some comfy chairs and a small raised platform at the other. Once the buffet was laid out I cleared my stuff into the van and waited in the kitchen to make sure all was going fine.
About ten minutes before I was about to go Jill came in looking angry and I thought she was going to complain about the food. She then said that the food was great but that Sally's night was ruined because the stripper had called off sick. "I know it was short notice," she said, "but for £350 you'd think he would have at least made an effort!" I said that I was sorry for her but there was nobody I knew that even knew a male stripper.
"I don't suppose I could persuade you to do the job, there's £400 in it for you!"
I tried to get out of it by saying that I wasn't a professional and wouldn't know what to do but she carried on.
"Go on, you're a sexy guy and I bet you've got a lovely cock in those chef's trousers of yours!"
It was clear that she was already quite drunk and initially read it as her teasing me but her continued smiles and flirting told me that she was deadly serious. I started to think about what £400 could do for my business. She must have noticed that I was considering it by upping her offer.