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Angie wrung her t-shirt out and then spread it on a sunny rock while I searched downstream for my jeans. After five minute of fruitless endeavour, my bare feet began to hurt and I returned to get my shoes. Angie had put on her sweat pants and my white oxford shirt. With the shirttails tied around her waist, the sleeves rolled up and the buttons undone, she looked like an exotic pirate wench,. I tugged on my shoes and, in order to preserve some semblance of modesty, I tried to tie Angie's wet t-shirt around my hips for cover, but I only succeeded in making Angie laugh.
"I can't hike through the woods completely naked! What if someone sees us?" I exclaimed, a hint of anxiety in my voice.
"Why not paint a pair of jeans?" Angie said, fingering my paintbrushes.
For a moment I was confused but then it hit me. By painting Angie and other animals I seemed to have made them appear. Why not paint a pair of jeans and see if they show up too.
"That's a great idea! You're a genius," I told her with a kiss, grabbed a tube of blue paint and squirted a smear onto the palette. I mixed in some black to darken the shade a bit and then looked at my landscape to see where I should put the jeans.
I decided to put them in the foreground, beside the stream, and began painting. Angie watched me intently while I carefully applied the blue paint to the canvas and then added tiny dabs of white to make the stitching on the seams and pockets. I was so wrapped up in what I was doing that I completely forgot that I was still wearing nothing but my shoes. I looked up at the stream. No jeans in sight.
"Nothing?" I sighed. My shoulders fell in disappointment. I set down the brush and palette.
Angie picked them up and said, "You're doing it wrong."
"I better take another look," I began, but she put her finger to my lips and then with the gentle touch of her fingertips closed my eyes.
"I'll paint your jeans for you, Rodger," she whispered, "and then we'll be able to hike out of here with no problems, okay?"
Keeping my eyes closed, I nodded my agreement and wondered what sort of magic she was about to work.
I heard her rummage through my paintbox and then squirt paint out of a tube.
"Now keep your eyes closed, or this won't work," she said.
I squeezed my eyes closed tightly like a little boy making a big wish.
"What size jeans do you wear?" she asked. I felt her hands resting on my hips, as if she were sizing me up.
I thought a moment, and answered "34 waist, 34 inseam."
Her hands slowly moved from my hips until she held the front and back of one thigh. Her hands were warm and slightly moist as she caressed my thigh and buttocks before calling out, "I'd say your thighs are 26 inches around."
She let go and moved to my other side. I could hear her kneeling beside me and then felt her warm touch on my other leg. I imagined myself in a clothing shop and she, a sexy tailor, sizing me with lustful attention to detail. Her palms cradled and rubbed every inch of my hips, my ass and the tops of my thighs. I gasped as I felt her hands slide up between my legs.
"Relax," she said. "I'm almost done taking your measurements. When I'm finished, you'll have the best fitting, sexiest jeans ever." She gently lifted my balls in a cupped hand, as if weighing them, and slowly stroked her hand forward to my shaft, catching my balls in her other hand while she inched her curled fingers down the length of my shaft, calling out "one... two ... three...four ... five... "
My breathing quickened as I felt myself begin to grow in her hands, forcing her to widen her grip.
"... six ... seven ... eight ... mmmmm yes, I'd say eight inches." I thought I heard her lick her lips as she let go of my balls and stroked my hardening shaft with her other hand, twisting and squeezing the tip.
I smiled and exhaled deeply, relishing her every touch. Just then she let go.