AUTHOR'S NOTES:
This is an entry in the
Literotica Nude Day Story Contest 2024
, so I'd really appreciate it if you could take the time to leave a score.
This story sees my recurring character Matt (a muscular, well-hung, twenty-something male exhibitionist) being photographed across a number of shoots for his very own full frontal nude calendar.
This story features CFNM, body worship, voyeurism, solo masturbation, very mild femdom, performative masturbation, fellatio, cunnilingus and sex scenes. This is a complete work of fiction. All characters are over eighteen.
I am endeavouring to gradually write a CFNM "Oz Beach Boy" story in every Literotica category. This entry: "Exhibitionist & Voyeur".
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The Nude Calendar...Matt receives an offer he can't refuse...
It was a mild winter day in Sydney, Australia. I was in shock...I'd just been asked to star in my very own nude calendar.
"It'll be our best seller for 2025, I'm sure of it," said Michelle Grant, the chief creative officer at Harrington Press Publishing.
"Really?" I asked. "I thought nude calendars only worked as charity stunts these days."
"Well, we'd like a charity element too," Michelle said quickly, her big blue eyes sparkling with excitement. "Fifty per cent of all money earned can go to the charity of your choice."
"Motor neurone disease studies," I said immediately, picking the condition sadly suffered by the mother of my still-cherished ex-girlfriend, Odessa Prince.
"Done," Michelle responded. "Look, our calendar sales are down, no doubt about it. But twelve images of you in the nude will have women reaching for their credit cards, trust me."
"Really?" I asked bashfully.
"You're the Very Sexy Santa!" Michelle exclaimed loudly. "One naked photo of you went completely viral...imagine what twelve will do! The Very Sexy Santa was huge, pardon the pun...even Mariah Carey was talking about you!"
"That's true," I responded. "It did get pretty crazy for a while there."
"I'd like this calendar to be called The Very Sexy Santa All Year Round," Michelle continued. "You'll be a hit all over again!"
Indeed, the previous Christmas, a full-frontal nude photo of me with my face hidden in sunglasses, a Santa hat and Santa beard went viral around the world, and, for a time, I gained a little bizarre anonymous fame as the ridiculously named Very Sexy Santa [See Story: "Oz Beach Boy Vs Mariah Xmas Carey"]
The Santa hat and Santa beard had afforded me something of a disguise, but I'd been recognised a few times since, particularly by various lovers. My friends, Jackson Monteith and Cole Kinkade, had given me good-natured hell about it. My one-time foster sister, Darby Hamilton, thought it was absolutely hilarious and ribbed me constantly. It was a pain in the arse.
Even for me, the whole experience was completely and utterly bizarre and profoundly mind-blowing. I have had what could safely be described as a truly off-the-wall sex life, and being the Very Sexy Santa was its hot, seamy, whacked-out pinnacle of weirdness.
I'm nearly always up for sex or anything sex adjacent. Though not officially diagnosed, I'm pretty much a raging sex addict. I'm a narcissistic Aussie male exhibitionist in my twenties who loves getting nude, preferably with women watching me. I spend hours training to get my body as ripped and muscular as I can, principally to attract as much female attention as possible.
I like to show off and put myself in potentially sexy situations whenever I can, particularly around Sydney's many beaches and secluded coastal bays. I also frequently stroll around at night on busy weekends looking for action wherever I can find it. I am constantly horny, and I've enjoyed a lot of kinky hook-ups in my time. [See Story: "Oz Beach Boy's Exhibitionism Essay"]
Nearly every day, I also thank the universe -- and my supremely well-hung American porn actor, bank robber, convict father [See Story: "Oz Beach Boy Looks For His Father"] -- for blessing me with an enormous penis, which has certainly aided me in my very kinky run of sexual escapades.
"I'd like the images to be very masculine, but also a lot of fun," Michelle said, continuing her pitch. "We'll do a theme to tie in with each month, and we'll use the 'nice' Very Sexy Santa photo as the on-shelf calendar cover...the one where we can just see your bum. Whoever took those two incredible photos made them available for free use, so we can just go for it with that pic. That'll get the eyeballs and stoke the interest."
"With the Very Sexy Santa photos, you couldn't really tell it was me because of the Santa beard and sunglasses," I said, looking absent-mindedly around Michelle's stylishly appointed office. "I don't think I really want to be 'out there', so to speak, as a nude celebrity. I won't be able to deny it's me if my face and penis are all over a nude calendar."
"Yes, you will," Michelle shot back quickly. "The air of anonymity was part of the appeal of the Very Sexy Santa. We want to maintain the mystery. We'll obscure your face by various means during the photo shoots, and you'll have final approval of all the images. It's all in the contract, Matt."
"Wow, you've got this all sorted out, huh?" I asked with a smile.
"Every angle, Matt," Michelle said quickly. "I'm good at my job. I know calendars aren't as popular as they used to be, but I love them, Matt, and I want to keep them alive. I think you in the nude could help."
"Okay," I said, warming to the idea. "Tell me more..."
"My concept is to publish two calendars," Michelle explained. "In line with the 'naughty' and 'nice' Very Sexy Santa images that went viral, one calendar will feature raunchy, full-frontal nude photos of you, while the other will feature more coy photos of you from behind, and with your leg raised to hide your penis, that sort of thing. Do you like it?"
"That's a good idea," I replied. "Something for everyone."
"Not the lesbians!" Michelle said with a big laugh. "Nothing for them!"
"They could use the nude calendar as a dart board," I said jokingly, and Michelle laughed.
"They could aim for your penis," Michelle shot back, "but it's too easy a target."
"Very funny," I said with a smile.
"You'll be paid well, and we'll donate to your charity too," Michelle said confidently, continuing her very strong pitch. "Ingrid Hansson will shoot it...she does all our personality calendars and book cover photography. She's one of the best."
"A female photographer?" I asked, internally jumping for joy over this development.
"Yes...is that okay?" Michelle asked. "Ingrid's wonderful, a real pro. She uses an all-female crew too, come to think of it. I didn't think you'd be shy. I mean, we've all seen your penis."
"No, no... that's fine," I responded, now even happier. "I'm sure I'll get used to it."
"Ingrid and the girls will make sure you're comfortable," Michelle said casually, and slid a contract across her desk to me. "I think it will be fun...for all of you."
I picked the stapled papers up, and then read through them carefully. It all looked pretty good to me. I was guaranteed protection and final approval. No extra shots could be published without my approval, and all the women on the crew would sign contracts forbidding them from revealing my identity. I was satisfied I would be okay.
As I read carefully through the pages of contracts, I could sense the very, very attractive Michelle Grant looking me up and down the whole time. The blonde, blue eyed, busty forty-something even licked her thin, red-painted lips at one point.
"Oh, how did you get my details, by the way?" I asked as I read. "They're not there on the website. How did you fine me?"
"Abbie Chatfield," Michelle answered immediately. "I know her. I've been trying to get her to do a bikini calendar for years. I knew you were on her radio show and then her podcast as the Very Sexy Santa. Boom! She gave you up!"
"That's cool," I said. "I love Abbie. She's great."
I did indeed have a curious kind of friendship with TV star, podcaster, influencer and all-round media major player Abbie Chatfield. I'd been on air a number of times with the gorgeous TV personality, and we'd even had sex in a supply closet. I was okay with her giving me up as the Very Sexy Santa...it looked like it might even pay off okay.