Some mornings you wake up and the sunlight wafts gently through the window and warms the room slowly, deep breaths filling your nostrils with the sweet scent of springtime. And sometimes you just wake up with a boner. Your mind is trying to catch up to your body's already heightened state of arousal, possibly caused by some dream you can only wish you remember, and there it is staring you in the face: your dick. That stupid thing.
One such morning, I woke up before my girlfriend did and spent some time idly stroking my cock while contemplating about whether or not I should wake her up for sex or let her sleep. While watching her large chest slowly rise and fall, I suddenly noticed a shadow appear over the window. As I turned to look, I saw someone slowly walking by outside. We live in a basement apartment, so the windows are right at ground level. That being said, I was so surprised by the sudden darkness in the bedroom that my turn to look out the window somehow ended up turning me over too much, launching me straight out of bed and onto the floor.
In my now-much-more awake state, I scrambled to get back in bed and under the covers without waking my girlfriend up. I got back in bed and took a deep breath, happy that nothing had happened and nobody would ever know. I looked idly to the window, vaguely aware that it had something to do with my fall, and was surprised again to see a young woman in her 20's crouching down and peeking through the window at me. Like, literally peeking, holding her hands around her eyes so she can see in better and everything.
Has she no shame, this woman? I asked myself incredulously mere moments before I realized my dick was still hard and making a rather respectable tent out of the sheets. The woman was silently jeering and hooting at me, making rude gestures with her hand imitating jacking off, in a surprising pantomime of what some of my worst adolescent nightmares may have been like. What the hell was I supposed to do, this crazy lady is just standing outside my window, bragging that she not only saw my disgraceful fall out of bed, but also how hard I was doing it.
I was completely shaken up, just trying to figure out how to handle the situation. I mean, it's not like I could've just closed the curtains and forgotten about the whole thing or anything like that! It's... not... You know, in hindsight that would've probably been a really good idea. Well, anyway. INSTEAD what I did was to, in the heat of the moment, throw off the sheets and start stroking my cock at her. I figured she wouldn't want to stick around to see any of that and everything would be fine again.
It was immediately obvious that my (admittedly ill-thought through) actions had actually done the opposite of what I had hoped. Instead of staring at me, the girl was now staring very obviously right at my junk. I suddenly felt like a trucker who honked his horn just because some kids made the horn honking motion at him as they drove by, except instead of honking my horn I was... well, honking my horn. Not that that means I stopped.
If anything, my impromptu show was turning me on, and the way the girl outside was biting her lower lip and staring at my cock was making me think that maybe she was feeling the same way. I slowly stroked my cock, spreading the first drops of precum down my shaft, watching this girl at the window lose her aura of joviality and seeing her breathing deepen and get more pronounced. She glanced at me with indecision in her eyes, then back to my cock. Seeming to make a decision, she quickly looked around outside and unbuttoned the long flannel shirt she had been wearing.
Suddenly I was masturbating to the sight of some complete stranger's tits. They weren't very big, but for a girl her size they were pretty nice. I looked up to notice she was making eye contact with me, and that's when it hit me that I really, really don't want my girlfriend seeing this. I jolted over to the side of the bed, scrambling to find the blindfold we had used a few nights before, hoping I hadn't put it back in the cabinet yet. I kept masturbating (obviously), so it took kind of a while to find it, but eventually I did.