Knackered! Long day at work and the sun's already well on its way down. Still, dinner waits for no man. But first, a lukewarm shower and to slip into something more comfy on this humid, warm evening. It's so close and almost stifling, it only seems appropriate to slip on a pair of very brief, dark blue with cream lace trim panties, courtesy of an ex. They feel good, sheer and close-fitting but light and barely there, perfect for a summer night.
Chopping board out, slicing some steaks and onions for the base of a chili that will eventually be so hot it should help sweat out the humidity. Get that frying and browning gently while I slice some mushrooms. Music! Music needed here, while I pour a glass of Grenache. In goes favourite mix CD, all great 80s and 90s classic grooves. Swing beats and deep rolling bass you could float an oil tanker on. Feeling the movement, sashaying about the kitchen like a dirty loved-up hedonist. Grab some herbs and fresh chilis, red for the heat and green for the flavour, cut, seed, chop finely, into the pan. Bit more browning, bit more hip-swaying grooving, then in with the stock that was ready earlier. Bubble bubble, toil and trouble, simmer and glimmer, quick glug of wine and give myself up to the dirty sexy music for a bit, grabbing my arse and swaying to it.
How exactly did I become aware of her? A hint of movement at the darkening window? A pale face and shock of dirty blonde hair, halfway down the path to my back door, but not so close as to be obvious. So she's having a look? Well she's probably not the first lady of the village to have copped a flash of my bod as I do the crossdress chef. I've seen the looks, heard the whispers at the bus stop. First to seem to want to see more though. I tease her a bit, making out I haven't spotted her, and sex up the dancing a little, hands on my buttocks, up on the balls of my feet. Pretty fucking sexy if you were to ask me, I've got a nice arse and I know it.