Carol and I passed by "Rachael's Orlando" about once a week on our way to our favorite lunch spot, The Porch. We always joked about it because honestly, eating steak while a stripper dances over your ribeye seems like a strange combo.
Rachael's boasts an award-winning restaurant supposedly on par with the world's finest steakhouses, but everyone knows the real draw: adult entertainment in the form of female strippers. It is conveniently located on the way to Orlando International Airport (MCO) just off the Turnpike.
We're pretty much homebodies, Carol and I. But one night, after several glasses of cabernet on the back screen porch, the conversation drifted, like it tends to do when you're relaxed, drinking good wine and the stars are out.
We got to talking about whether I'd ever been to a strip club. I admitted I had, but it was way back in my twenties, it had been decades. I considered most strippers mercenaries and only in it for the money.
I don't remember exactly how the conversation turned to Rachael's, but it did.
I asked Carol if she'd ever been to a strip club, male or female. She laughed and said that back when she was a model in her twenties, working the Orlando circuit, there were times between shows when the Chip-n-Dale dancers would perform at the same venue. I asked her if that ever turned her on.
She smirked. "It was a damn shame. Most of the male dancers were gay."
I laughed. "Well, that would take the edge off the fantasy, wouldn't it?"
Then wine talking, I got a crazy idea. I raised an eyebrow and said, "How about you and I go to Rachael's this Friday as a couple and have dinner, I dare you."
Carol rolled her eyes. "OMG, that place? You're kidding, right?"
"C'mon," I nudged. "A fillet, club music... maybe a little harmless fun?"
"More like fake boobs and dollar bills," she said, but her smile gave her away.
We both laughed, but I saw it, that spark in her eye. The same one from our early days, back when she'd say yes just to see what would happen. Like the time we stumbled into that Aqua drag show in Key West or took salsa lessons on a whim in Tampa even though we had two left feet between us.
She leaned back in her chair, twirling her wine glass. "You're really serious, aren't you?"
"As a heart attack."
She took another sip, eyes narrowed playfully. "You just want to see if you can handle seeing silicone and stilettos."
I chuckled. "I'm more interested in the steak. The... atmosphere is just a garnish."
"Uh huh. Sure." She glanced into the yard like she was considering it. Then she looked back at me. "Alright. Friday date-night. But we dress nicely, no cargo shorts and no flip flops."
"I wouldn't dream of it, but you don't have to disrespect my cargo pants" I said, jokingly, grinning like a teenager.
We made plans for the following Friday.
That evening, Carol stepped out of the closet in a little black dress I hadn't seen in a while. "Too much?" she asked, smoothing it down.
"Too much, hell? It's perfect. You'll be the best-looking woman in the club by a mile."
She really did looked amazing, and she always flattered me by wearing the sexy panties and bras that I purchased for her.
"I better be. I'm not sharing my husband with some girl named Destiny or Diamond."
I pulled on my jacket, freshly ironed for the occasion, and we hugged and kissed. "Let's go shock our routines."
Rachael's was not far from our house. When we arrived, the valet opened Carol's door before I could even shoot her my "You sure about this?" look. She stepped out with more confidence than I expected, and I loved that about her. Always full of surprises.
Inside, the place was not what either of us imagined. The lighting was soft and ambient, more five-star lounge than sleazy dive. Jazz mixed with a steady bass thump. Men in pressed shirts sat at linen-covered tables while female dancers in six-inch heels worked the room like choreographed athletes.
We were led to a table near the stage but far enough away to eat in peace. Our server, who could've doubled as a soap opera star, handed us menus that felt more like high-end restaurant wine lists.
"Okay, this is not what I expected," Carol said, scanning the options. "It's like Cirque du Soleil with lap dances."
"I told you. Award-winning steak. And Destiny is surprisingly flexible."
She snorted into her wine glass.
"Careful love, cork in the ripple? I knew the name Destiny would get a laugh."
Dinner was excellent, Carol had the filet; I went for the ribeye. We sipped wine, people-watched, and traded commentary like undercover critics. Occasionally, a dancer would wander over and make conversation. One redhead even flirted with both of us.
Carol leaned in and whispered, "She's got a great pitch. You should hire her to sell cloud services."
By the second glass of wine, we were both laughing more freely. It was weirdly... fun. More like an adventure or a shared secret.
"You're enjoying this," Carol said, swirling her wine.
"You are too."
"Maybe a little," she admitted. "It's kind of fun. Strangely empowering."
I gave Carol a slow once-over, letting my eyes wander up and down her curves. "Classy," I teased, my voice low.
"Hey, if I'm doing this my love," she said, gently poking my leg with one of her spiked heels, sporting a wicked grin, "I'm doing it my way."
Two drinks soon turned into three, and the air between us shifted, we grew bolder. That's when we met Alyssa, a dancer who approached us like she belonged to the room. Tall, radiant, stacked, oozing confidence and glitter-dusted skin, she leaned into Carol with a sexy smile.
"You've got an amazing energy," Alyssa purred, her gaze unyielding. "You'd kill it on stage."
Carol let out a laugh, one part flattered, one part slightly disbelief. "Me? Please."
Alyssa just grinned. "You've got the look, sexy. The walk. That quiet confidence that makes people stare. You should let your husband see what he really has, under the lights, on stage."