Hackamore Army Base, Tupelo Georgia
July 27, 2003
Marty Sue,
Sorry I didn't write you sooner, but you have no idea how busy they keep us here at boot camp. Most guys would just fall into bed with their boots on in we didn't have an inspection just before lights out. What a downer. So, not much personal time. Like now I am cheating on 'lights out' and writing this under the covers. Boy, you sure were smart to give me this little notebook and this flat little penlight, and the pen, of course. All I need to write you a nice long letter, only I hope I don't fall asleep right while I am writing it.
Guess what I have in my other hand while I am writing this. Aw, I bet you don't have to guess. You don't call me your old horny goat for no reason at all. Well, hey, it gets mighty lonely with nothing but a bunch of other horny G.I.s in a place like this. Yes there are some women, too, but mostly they aren't so pretty in their camo and the sergeant makes them all get real short hair so they look like dykes even if they aren't and a lot of them are. (They tech us not to talk thataway here. Respect is the word and these gals is watching out for our asses iffn we ever gits to Eye rack.)
But that don't mean we don't do a bit a funnin'. Wait'll I tell you about our secret mission to the women's barracks. Oh, don't worry, they don't let you actually do anything around here. A guy name Devon and his girl Manda didn't figure on the so strict "no frat" rules. Like those two was real hot and heavy before they came here and figured they could just carry on the same. But no. Even if you are married you can't touch a person of the opposite sex that way, or even a person of the same sex, "don't ask, don't tell, certainly don't do." But Manda and Devon did the first weekend they was here out on the shooting range and they busted them bad.
Lotta noise when they rounded them up and then we all had to muster on the parade ground while they chewed those two down in front of all of us and they were half out of their underwear and standing there and just hugging themselves. And the next day they was gone. So that sent a big message so some who had been eying each other and kind of joking around.
But, like I say, that doesn't keep a guy from getting lonely and horny. Let me tell you this old barracks gets pretty weird nights, especially on the weekends like now. And you can just hear the creaking and shaking of the bunks, if you know what I mean. I'm sorry, but that's the way it is, like now when the lights is out. We kid the guys what are too loud. One guy, Dave, is always calling his girls name out and it's a funny name, Vonda. So when we are out on maneuvers or doing the obstacle course we are always screaming, "Vonda, Vonda, oh yes, give it to me Vonda!" Dave he just turns bright red. I mean bright red, like a tamater. It's the funniest thing.
So anyways I was gonna tell you about the thing with the women's barracks. It was the idea of Sparks, he's our com expert and that what they always call the guy what knows about all that stuff, except this dude is really sharp, he can put together amazing things. So he rigs up this little old microphone. He says it's the kind they use when a bunch of guys sit around a big table and want to talk to another bunch of guys somewheres else. So the thing is you can hear ev'body all to oncet. So when the women is out of their barracks we have this real little guy sneak in an put this thing under the bed in the middle of the room and actually bore a hole so we can run a cable away from it and out to this little box he has rigged up which is a kind of radio and then back in our barracks we got this receiver so we can hear everthing and he has it boosted up and run through a filter thing that makes it real clear.
So that night we just gather round after lights out and switch that sucker on and its like we was sittin right there in the middle of that barracks with all them gals. Let me tell you just hearin them giggling and cattin and carryin on it got all the guys seriously horny. So it was good it was dark because there was some serious stroking going on. An then it gets real quiet when their corporal says 'pipe down' and so most of the guys just head off to their bunks and do a little rockin and rollin. But that ends and I am just fallin asleep when I hear this voice like she was right next to me say, "I'm lonely, Sue. You wanna come in with me?" Y'see, Spark's bunk is right next to mine. So now I am wide awake as this other voice says, "Sure, me too. But we gotta be quiet."
Well, maybe they think they are quiet but damned if that mic didn't pick up every rustle and breath and giggle. An these two start talking real low about boys and girls and it comes out that both of them have been with both boys and girls and one of them with both boys and girls together! So they start talking about what they like about boys and about girls. An this one says she likes the way a boy just fills her up an its like she is talking about havin' a big steak dinner. An the other says she like the way a boy's hand kind of rough on her ass make her lose control. An the first one is sayin stuff about havin her guy's big dick in her mouth and how she like to lick it and chew on it. An I'm getting seriously riled about then. But they are only getting started cause both of them start sayin how they actually like women better, how women use a real soft, flirty touch and take their time and spend a lot of time on the nips. That's what they call them, the 'nips', an how they don't just go diving right away for the ol' snatch, and how you can give an git at the same time.