"Now, that's the way to start the new year!" I exhaled heavily.
It was a little after 11AM on January 1st. I was at home, in bed, laying next to my equally naked girlfriend.
"I'm glad you enjoyed yourself," Heather said, fixing me with a sultry look.
Heather was my perfect girlfriend and the love of my life. We had met through friends a few years ago and had been living together for about six months. She had a great sense of humor and was incredibly down to earth, despite her stunning looks. She was often self-deprecating, insisting I only liked her for her boobs, and I'd always tell her that's not true - I also liked her for her haunting blue eyes. In reality, I did love everything about her, from her irrational fear of jellyfish to her passionate discourse on grilled cheese as a breakfast food. She was a teacher and the most generous soul I have ever met. That being said, she did have incredible boobs: all natural, gravity-defying 34Ds with small, light brown nipples. She bore an uncanny resemblance to Alexandra Daddario. Her boobs and her eyes were often the focal points of our amazing sex life. That and stories of her bisexual phase in college. I kept telling her she was free to bring another woman into our bed whenever she wanted to revisit that side of herself, but Heather kept telling me (accurately) that I wouldn't be able to handle her and another woman.
"I've just figured out what my New Year's resolution should be: more of this! Every morning, we should sleep in and then have sex." I declared.
Heather rolled her beautiful blue eyes. "Well, we only have today off from work. And I'm not about to start waking up at 5AM to blow you."
I shuddered at the thought of setting my alarm that early, but pressed on. "Who knows! Maybe this'll finally be the thing that turns us into morning people."
"I wouldn't count on it," Heather laughed. "Anyway, thanks for the multiple orgasms. I'm gonna go make some coffee."
I watched as she got up and padded naked out of our room on bare feet. Her ass swayed enticingly. On any other woman, that ass would be a premium feature - unfortunately for Heather's ass, it was overshadowed by the rest of her everything.
I felt great this morning, and it wasn't just because my gorgeous girlfriend had sucked her own pussy juices off of my cock as she swallowed my load. We were supposed to go to a party last night at our friend Quinn's apartment, but she had a huge fight with her now ex-boyfriend. Instead, Heather and I had stayed in, shared one bottle of wine, and gotten to bed by 12:30, so we weren't as hungover as we otherwise might've been. If you can believe I had eyes for anyone but Heather, I actually had a bit of a crush on her coworker turned best friend, so I was disappointed to miss out on any time with her. Still, waking up refreshed as I did felt like the right way to start a new year.
I got out of bed and followed Heather to the kitchen. She was sitting at our dinette table, her bare butt on a wooden chair, blowing on a hot mug of coffee.
"What about just on the weekends?" I needled her.
Heather's eyes peaked over her mug to appraise me shrewdly. "Are you already hedging on your New Year's resolution? Pussy." she accused.
"I'm just saying, I agree with your assessment about mornings being tough when we both have to work." I explained. We were negotiating now, and we both knew we were gonna settle on a blowjob. "How about this... Because even every weekend is a tough schedule to follow... How about just for January 1st, when we have the whole day with nothing to do, how about we have sex every hour on the hour?"
"Aw, babe, it's so cute that you think you'd have the stamina for something like that. Besides, the day is already half over!"
"Well, what do you propose then?" I'd make it her turn to propose sex with me.
"You're ridiculous," she laughed, not falling for my trap. "You know what could've been fun though?" she asked thoughtfully. "You know how people are always saying that if you start a certain song or movie at a certain time on New Year's Eve, then some particular line or explosion or whatever will happen at exactly midnight? We should've had sex last night, and then tried to have simultaneous orgasms at exactly midnight. THAT would've been the way to start the new year!"
"Now you're talking! Let's do that next year!" I enthused.
"Ok! Maybe just a blowjob though," Heather said.
"Sold! But why just a blowjob?" I inquired.
"Well, I would just have such better control and I'd be able to make you cum at exactly midnight that way. Plus, then your cum shooting all over me would be like my own personal firework."
"You think you could time it that perfectly?" I goaded her.
"Oh, absolutely I could. I'd even bet on it," she gave me a devilish look, and I was ready to strike a deal. "If I can make you cum at exactly midnight on New Year's Eve, then you have to spend all of New Year's Day waiting on me hand and foot."
"And if you fail, by even a second?" I asked.
"Then I'll spend all of New Year's Day doing whatever fucked up thing or things your perverted mind can come up with."
"Deal, deal, deal, I'm in, deal!" I said excitedly.
"Give me your phone," Heather commanded. "I'm setting an alarm for each of us for 11:00... hmm 11:30....5, 11:35 on New Year's Eve. That's when we'll get started."
***
"Why did we agree to come to this?" I whined. It was almost exactly a year later and we were at a New Year's Eve party, having completely forgotten how good it felt to wake up without a hangover last year.
"Because Lisa and Gerald wanted to have everyone over at their new apartment. Plus, we missed last year, and if you miss two years in a row, then you'll never celebrate New Year's Eve again." Heather explained to me.
"That sounds made up, but okay."
"Go flirt with Quinn," Heather suggested. "That always livens you up."
"Kira's flirting with Quinn right now," I complained. "I didn't even know Kira was into girls."
"She's not really," Heather assessed. "She just wants to do it for the clout, and she knows Quinn's fully bisexual, so she's shooting her shot. Go flirt with both of them! Maybe they'll take you into Lisa's guest room for a threesome."
"Wouldn't you leave me if I actually did cheat on you?" I asked rhetorically.
"Yes, but it'd be totally worth it for you to have two girls sucking your cock at once, wouldn't it? Just stop whining to me. I'm gonna go talk to Wysteria."
Heather walked away from me. My eyes followed her across the room, drawn to her red, spaghetti strap dress like a beacon. I loved our banter. It's part of why I was planning to propose soon - just not tonight because it would be such a cliche.
I was also glad she was going to talk to Wysteria without me. I liked Wysteria well enough. She was a wispy, heavily tattooed redhead, a few years younger than us but with a good head on her shoulders. However, she never went anywhere without her weird boyfriend Frank who was like 15 years older than us. She seemed happy, but their relationship weirded me out.
Our hosts tonight were the only married couple in our friend group. Lisa was a petite Japanese woman in her late 20s like us. Gerald was a muscular Nigerian guy. They were also really nice, but they were more Heather's friends than mine. I could talk to Lisa about cooking and Gerald about sports, but our relationship was pretty one-dimensional.
So, off to flirt with Quinn and Kira I went.
Quinn was a beautiful, slender woman who should've been a model, but was working in advertising. She had a blonde pixie cut and beautiful blue eyes, a couple shades darker than Heather's. Her bold eyebrows made her look like Cara Delevingne. She was wearing a form-fitting, gold, halter top dress with a deep scoop neck that dipped almost to her belly button, so you could see her entire sternum and the soft slope between her handful-sized breasts. The dress made it impossible for Quinn to wear a bra tonight. It also nicely showed off her subtle tattoos - small inkings on her forearms, her ankles, and the back of her neck. I'd known Quinn almost as long as I'd known Heather. We never got to meet anyone Quinn was dating, but we'd heard stories about the various men and women she'd dated or even just hooked up with. She was kind and she was fun and talking to her always seemed so effortless. She had become as much my friend as she was Heather's.
Kira was nearly as beautiful, but had a more confident, assertive vibe. She had a similar body type to Quinn, but was slightly heavier despite having slightly smaller boobs. Kira had compensated for her flat chest by getting both nipples pierced, which poked obscenely through her blue T-shirt dress. She was a blue eyed brunette like Heather, but with the complete opposite body type. Kira looked a bit like Margaret Qualley. Kira actually WAS trying to make it as a model, and she wasn't shy about showing off her portfolio, but she always turned her phone away from me when she got to a nude shot.