I did not want to go to the nude sales conference. The main theme was: "Enhancing Your Sales by Enhancing by Your Naked Body." I thought that this was obviously geared toward female salespeople working their way through the relatively new world of Full Female Nudity-- definitely not for me.
However-- Ella not so gently reminded me that I directly supervised four female salespeople. About 40% of our clients and potential clients were also Full Female Nude. I was expected to come back to personally train these lovely naked ladies on how best to use their nudity instead of trying to ignore it or hide it.
Great. Just great.
As soon as I entered the Certified Nude hotel, a female security guard stepped up and asked to search my bag. She had probably long dark hair tucked into her black cap. She was wearing a black open shelf bra and a wide black belt around her waist with her badge and some other typical security guard items attached. Other than that, she was nude-- and completely shaved down below.
"It's just a random search," she explained. "Everyone and everything coming in is scanned-- all safe scans, nothing to harm anyone."
I nodded and indicated I knew the drill. There was a table set back against a side wall and a male guard (dressed) was going through the bag of a stately, silver-haired lady (nude.)
The older naked lady was looking my way and smiling. When I describe her as stately, perhaps I should say statuesque; she was nearly 5' 10" in heels. Her perfectly straight silver hair fell to just below her shoulder blades. Her breasts were a good size-- I'm guessing 38C, but I am no expert at estimating the bodily measurements of naked women in their sixties. Her dark red nipples were long and pointed; her aureola were large and wrinkled; and she had a network of spidery blue veins extending from each. Her breasts sagged a bit, of course, but not as much as I expected. I wondered if she had had some work done at some point.
She turned at just the right moment and oh what an ass! I'm guessing 40 inches around, and each cheek was definitely more than a handful.
We were both released at the same time. She caught up with me as she pulled her small, wheeled case along.
"I saw you looking, and thank you! It does an old lady proud to be so thoroughly and completely checked out in the nude by such a handsome young man."
Then she took my arm, which was nice. To have a naked lady of any age walking along with you is just... inspiring.
We introduced each other. She was Ellen, and she had just turned sixty-three. She stopped and pulled out a business card from her rolling tote-- which required her to bend over in a sort of not very lady-like way.
I was getting more impressed by the moment.
Her card:
"Ellen Dee: Bringing Nude Therapy to the Newly Naked Man...
...group and private sessions designed to get men completely comfortable with complete public nudity."
"Really!" I said. "Wow, I'm impressed! Most men just get thrown into it... their wife or their girlfriend drags them along nude shopping, or to a nude resort... and we're supposed to know what to do with our erections!"
Ellen laughed and leaned into me. I got the distinct impression that she simply loved men and that she definitely liked me.
We got to the front desk and there was a middle-aged couple in front of us. Speaking of nude men, the guy was totally nude, the lady had on those "made to be seen in" panties that were molded to her vulva and to her ass crack.
"I'd love to talk with you more, David. And your company is...?"
When I told her, her eyes got big and she grabbed both of my arms.
"You're THAT David! David from Mandy's Phase Two Party! Oh my god!"
(see "Nude Therapy - Phase 02")
Then she grabbed me hard around the waist and kissed me hard on the lips before I had a chance to respond.
"Now we have to talk! There's a great Full Nude place for lunch here. Come down naked or in your robe-- can we meet around one?"
It was difficult to say no to this woman; she was an older version of Mandy or Ella. The big presentation was at 3:30 pm so I had no excuse that I could think of.
Actually, the thought of naked lunch with this female dynamo-- who made a living out of helping men deal with getting hard in public-- was actually exciting.
Once safely in my room, I stripped and put on one of the hotel's "one size fits all" robes. It barely closed in front, with only one button at the waist.
I should've been used to the nude life, having recently spent my honeymoon in six naked days and seven nude nights at a totally nude resort.
Still...
It was almost exactly six months ago that we all became obsessed with seeing naked women at work-- and then getting nude in public-- all thanks to the Nudity Project. Women in certain companies agreed to work naked in exchange for more female executives, more promotions, and more equitable pay.
Then, Certified Nude Zones became the new rage. They were guaranteed to be 98 to 99 percent crime-free, and appealed to first-time nudists of both sexes and of all persuasions.
I shrugged and slipped the robe off, standing in front of the full length mirror behind the bathroom door. I kept my pubic hair trimmed short to match the hair on my chest and belly. I thought it was a nice look.
I went out naked except for the conference photo I. D. that hung around my neck. Take it off and it doubled as my room key.
The restaurant was cute, but the nearly-nude hostess and waitresses were even cuter. All had their hair mostly tucked into a clear plastic cap and were otherwise nude and bouncily bare-breasted from the waist up. Then they had on clear plastic mini-skirts with matching see-through belts. The only other things they were "wearing" were clear Lucite high heels designed to look like roller skates.
I thought the buxom young blonde hostess looked good with her saucy breasts jutting out in sly greeting and her enticing pussy with its bold landing strip squished under plastic-- until she turned around to lead me to Ellen's table. Oh my! Tight asses made tighter under clear plastic are my new fetish.
Ellen nearly jumped out of her seat when she saw I was naked.
"Oh dear lord! No wonder Mandy loves you!"
She gave me a very wicked naked hug, with my penis getting squeezed against her belly and my scrotum tickling her silky nether-hair.
We sat down rather breathlessly. Our table was nicely selected as we were seated against a side wall with a good view of the restaurant.
Anything we did behind the table would be very private.
Ellen made some small talk, gripping my hand and constantly leaning back to get a better view of my fairly happy penis. Then she looked around and leaned way straight back.
"I parted the silver sea for you."
I was confused for a second, then she lifted away her napkin. Ellen had let her silvery (hair-colored?) pubic hair grow long enough so that she could comb it over her vulval slit in public. She had now indeed parted her hair for me.
I got closer.
Her genitals were a light pink-red, lighter than her nipples. Ellen's overall look was delicately girlish, with her hood almost reluctantly poking out between her outer lips and only a shy triangular shape indicating her clitoral bulge. Her outers folded up again before they were poked out by a dainty, delicious mess of dangling inner lips.
She scooted back even more, expertly sensing where my eyes were going next. Her vagina was thankfully an invitingly deep hole, framed by an final upside-down "V" spread of her inners. As I watched, there was just a hint of a pulsation and a tiny globule of light, milky-white liquid escaped.
I leaned back.
"Well! Thank you for that!"
Ellen grinned and straightened up.
"All the men in my classes love it when I comb my hair away."
She put her hand on my upper thigh and moved inward.
"You're... naked in class?"
"Of course! As are the men. In group sessions, I only work with even numbers. I get the men used to pairing off with each other, naked. I tell them this will be Phase Four: we all get intimate; we all touch each other. It doesn't have to be about sex! It has to be when we finally realize that we are all naked and vulnerable human beings. We all need to be loved."
Wow. Of course, just then, a very cute and very young red-headed waitress stepped up to take our drink orders. I still could not get over the look of bare pussy (shaved, in this case) under plastic.
I asked the girl how things felt, all wrapped up.
"'Things' actually feel very nice and warm! I wish I could wear this little outfit over my 'things' all day, to keep them warm all the way home to my boyfriend!"
Wow again.
As I watched her wrapped-up ass twitch away, Ellen's hand was suddenly grazing my scrotum.
"Ummm..." was all I got out.
She scooped up my balls in her cupped hand and began pulling, squeezing and tickling me down there with her long fingers.
"The men in my classes love ball-handling too! All of this nudity, groping and even the penetration is all about misdirection. We've given you men everything you want. Now what? Now we finally have you in a position where we can mold you and shape you all into the men that you could be."
"Is that what you're doing now? Molding and shaping me?"