There was very little that could get me to come in to work on a Sunday-- until I heard that a local college had a small group of coeds-- six in all-- who were going to come in and try out what it was like being naked at work-- up to and including Phase Two Intimacy.
There would be one other guy-- unfortunately my nemesis, Dan-- as well as Ella and a yet unknown female exec from Chicago. Six naked women made for a very nice split. After the initial stripping, groping and generally strutting around naked time, Dan and I would have a lineup of a total of four ladies apiece-- waiting nude in line for their turn at riding our cocks.
We'd all come a long way from shaking our collective heads at the few girls who came to work totally naked for their Nude Therapy day. Was that really only a year ago? It turned out that all of those nude female days were just to get the rest of us ready for Full Female Nudity at work-- all the time!
It was all the work of The Nudity Project which had also somehow transformed Career Day on campus into Nude Day. These six girls had been intrigued enough by one of our nude female representatives to contact Ella and make arrangements to come in and get naked.
The Nudity Project had also moved quickly to gain public acceptance by establishing Certified Nude areas in which naked women-- as well as clothed ones-- were guaranteed safety. They utilized cameras and scanners as well as uniformed, plainclothes and unclothed security. Yes, that apparently shy little naked housewife, clutching her purse to her pussy, might really be ex-Mossad or former MI-5-- and be hiding a mini stun gun in that purse.
I just finished my lunch and was checking my watch. My lovely fiancΓ©e Anne had just re-emerged after getting dressed. She had on a cute little mini dress with bare legs and high-heeled sandals. If she had either dropped or hiked up her dress right then, I may have called in sick... may have.
I got the email from Ella on Saturday night. The girls were no longer coming in during the work week-- that would be "too distracting"-- so if anyone could make it in on short notice...
Anne gave me a quick kiss and told me she had to run. She was doing whatever is was that women do exactly one week before their wedding.
"I'll be going into work for a few hours," I reminded her retreating form. Still couldn't quite get a word in edgewise as to why I was headed in to work on a Sunday-- Anne was so wrapped up and excited with her wedding plans.
"That's nice dear," she replied. "At least you won't be bored with me gone," and then I got a kiss blown in my general direction as she blew out the door.
"There'll be six eventually naked coeds at work today," I finally informed the closed door. "I will certainly be enjoying them shyly stripping, and I'll definitely be groping each one of them full T. A. P. protocol-- Tits, Ass and Pussy."
The door still didn't respond.
"Oh, and, we are showing them full Phase Two Intimacy protocols as well. I will probably have four naked ladies riding my cock: Ella or the Chi-town exec to start things off, then three of the six shy little girls."
The door remained silent, but just then a sunbeam struck the brass doorknob and made it gleam, which I took as a sign from above...
The whole building felt strangely quiet as I rode the elevator up from the parking garage. Finally it dinged for my floor. As I turned the corner I still half-expected to see naked Barb at reception.
Instead it was Dan.
We did our own usual version of "Hello Newman;" "Jerry;" from Seinfeld. It was so hard to like Dan as he was such a sexual braggart. For instance: I successfully had five ladies in a row lower their pretty naked selves onto my penis. I stayed hard for nearly forty-five minutes in total, and we all had some intimate fun and laughter without anyone cumming, and that was that.
Dan was bragging that six nudies rode him easily-- and that two of them couldn't control themselves and had incredible orgasms.
Well, women will talk, and nothing of the sort happened. In reality, Dan couldn't control himself after only three girl riders. He had to pull out as soon as the fourth tight little cunt fully surrounded his aching cock, and he openly came into his condom in abject shame.
"I call dibs on Ella," he announced.
"What?!"
He leaned toward me and looked around. "You're always hiding out in her office doing God knows what. Well, these girls who watch Ella as she rides my monster are going to get a real eyeful."
Do you see why I couldn't stand him!
I sighed. "First of all, Ella isn't a thing that you can call dibs on. Secondly, she's my boss. Thirdly, how do you know that this trainer from Chicago isn't even hotter?"
"You got that right," said a very familiar female voice behind me.
I quickly turned and took in a curvy, drop-dead gorgeous totally naked blonde who defined the acronym "MILF."
"Mandy!" I shouted as I ran up to hug her. We squeezed each other so hard I think we gave each other spinal adjustments.
"How are you? How have you been? Oh my God; you didn't tell you were coming-- bad girl!" and I playfully smacked her nude butt.
"I'm guessing you two know each other." That was Dan's attempt at humor. We ignored him.
"I'm coming for your wedding anyway and now I have a chance to go all intimate on that cock of yours-- right before I meet your blushing bride!"
"You're terrible," I told her.
"You love it," she told me.
"I'm gonna go let Ella know she'd better prepare for MY penis today," Dan announced to no one listening.
We watched him leave. Mandy observed that "Linda always says that the guys who always talk about it are the guys who always do it the worst."
We laughed. "How is Linda?"
"You have a free hour with her to work on any sexual skill improvement or whatever whenever you want," Mandy said. "Standing offer... or maybe it's a lying down offer?"
Linda was a sex surrogate and a good friend of Mandy's. She was there at the very first tryout party for Phase Two Intimacy held in Mandy's luxurious condo-- as was I. I never did get the chance to enjoy Linda straddling my cock and I still regretted it.
As we walked to my office for Mandy to put away her bag-- it was one of those totes that Certified Nude places give out for the ladies to stow their clothes as they stroll around naked-- she filled me in on how she became a trainer.
That party turned out to be the first of many. Then Mandy took to heart something sweet Cindi-- my naked chef-- said to me: "why don't they have a training manual for all this stuff?"
Mandy realized it was really the female employees who needed the training. For instance: what do you do if the guy can't get hard-- or you can't get wet? Mandy headed a team of experienced employees, including guys like me who could handle up to five naked ladies in a row sweetly lowering themselves onto our welcoming cocks without complaint.
We entered my office and I noticed that Mandy shut the door behind her. She was up to something. As she oohed and ahhed about my office as a distraction, she suddenly bent down and unsnapped my shorts-- pulling them and my briefs down like an expert un-dresser.
"Mandy! What the hell?!"
"I just need a quick pic and a measurement," she said matter-of-factly as she squatted down and dug through her tote. Mandy was giving me quite the view of her shaved open pubes and my newly freed penis was naturally responding.
"There's a place that makes dildoes out of real-life cocks," she explained. Mandy pulled her cellphone and a metal ruler out. She put the ruler against the base of my penis.
"Hmmm," she said. "How big do you get?"
"Almost eight inches... but... we can't be doing this now! We have a meeting!"
Mandy considered it. "Well, buddy, you were more than eight inches when I rode you; I mean, you were hitting the rear wall!
They do make adjustments, I will just make mine." And with that she knelt in front of me and took my cockhead into her mouth.
There's no easy way to push a naked girl away when she's blowing you. In fact, it may be impossible. Nevertheless...
"Mandy!" I was almost wailing. "Please take your fucking measurements-- we're gonna be late!!"
Mandy let my cock pop out with a pout. She held up the ruler and took her dick pic. She stared at the results. "You're nervous, so not fully up to speed. I'll have them adjust you to about oh... 8.5 inches."
She put everything back in her tote and then stood up so beautifully nude and grinning. "If I can't have you, at least I'll have a reasonable facsimile!"
Just as I was about to deliver a scathing rejoinder, my desk phone's intercom went off: "Where are you two?" It was Ella. "Not having too much fun yet, we hope. Come on down to the conference room. We've got six little cuties who just can't wait to get naked for you."
I stared at the phone. I hated our intercom system. I sighed as I locked up. Mandy had her arm around my arm the whole time as if she couldn't stop touching me.