I'm a decent looking, middle aged guy. In the past couple of years I have gotten myself in the best shape of my life. I'm not totally jacked but I have a flat belly and I'm pretty muscular and well defined. I'm a medium build with a decent face. When I was younger I was terrible with the ladies. It wasn't necessarily because I didn't have nerve, I just had no game. I've also always been off-the-charts horny, which made me too eager. Despite my pitiful skills, I was funny and had some unknown appeal. Throughout high school and early adulthood I would land the occasional unearned girl. Now I've learned a little more and I look better physically. I'm also relatively successful and financially comfortable, so I just don't care. If I'm trying to honestly appraise myself I'd put myself in the top 25-30% of men as an overall package; maybe higher in my age group since I am in good physical shape.
One thing that I believe really adds to my appeal is my penis. It's not monstrous, but it's on the larger side in both length and girth. I would say it's right in the sweet spot of impressive but not impractical. It's also circumcised, well proportioned, and pretty smooth looking. The women who have seen or experienced it have always commented positively on it. That's probably why I've always been a bit of an exhibitionist. I kind of feel like I would if I had a really handsome face but had to wear a bag over my head all the time.
Since learning about a public nude beach somewhat local to my house many years ago I have tried to stop in a couple times each year. From a practical perspective, it's so liberating to take off all your clothes in public and walk around without giving a shit. The sensations of warm sunlight and cool ocean water directly on my cock is exhilarating. It's fantastic to not sit around in a damp bathing suit the rest of the day.
The crowd is definitely interesting. There is a mixture of gross older people (majority men), and some younger ones (unfortunately, also largely men). However, there are usually a few attractive/very attractive ladies there. Even if they are unattractive, I enjoy showing off for them. I have noticed that there are certain times that are better than others. At least half of the people at the beach are high, and I am usually one of them. You smell weed throughout the day, and that's only the people actually smoking it. I typically get high in the parking lot as soon as I arrive so that it will wear off before I drive home. Weed really brings out my exhibitionist tenancies. If there are women around, I have such a strong urge to strip when I get high. It also enhances the sensations on my naked body and eliminates any last ounce of inhibition.
Women play a bizarre game inside their heads to rationalize their behavior. If younger women go to the nude beach, a large part of their motivation is to look and/or be seen, but they usually won't admit it. I have found that the best girls to approach are when they are with one other friend. That allows them to feel comfortable enough to talk to a naked stranger and have a story to share later, but not be judged by their entire friend group. It's also often their little secret that they breached the nude beach taboo. It's even more fun when it's the first time for one of them.
This year, I've been able to stop by the beach a few times. I love the anonymity of the situation. It allows me to safely act out little fantasies. If someone does happen to recognize you then, well, they're at the nude beach too! They won't want to acknowledge you if they can avoid it unless they are avid nudists and like to publicize it. That's usually older people or swingers. You'd probably know about them already.
Before I continue, I want to provide a disclaimer about any thoughts you might have about these stories being creepy. First, this is a nude beach. Everyone under a certain age has some level of interest in checking out other people. I'll make my second point to clarify any concerns about being disrespectful or harassing women. What a woman considers creepy is wildly inconsistent and hinges mostly on whether she finds you attractive at all. Being too aggressive can also (justifiably) get you labeled as creepy. That's why it's important to gauge a woman's reaction the entire time. If she repeatedly looks at you from a distance for more than a second, that's a positive indicator—especially if she makes it obvious.
If she refuses to look at you, she's clearly telling you she's not interested. When you talk to her, if she smiles and actively participates in the conversation, she has some initial interest. If she gives terse answers and continually looks away, you need to back off. There's nothing sexy about trying to force a situation that's not working. Politely say goodbye and live to fight another day. Hopefully this is all remedial for anyone reading but it's good to reinforce. In spite of how I might come off, I love and respect women. Their minds just work completely differently from men and that's not necessarily wrong. If you embrace that fact you won't get so frustrated when things don't work out and the world will start making more sense to you.
